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Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)

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Re: The fight must go on (girl fight part 4)

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
OK in my previous posts i was talking about a girl wanting to fight me. Ok so yesterday, im buying lunch and she approaches me wit two of her girlfriends or divas or whateva you wanna call it. She says give me you're lunch money. I'm like yo! this girl has issues,
I said isn't that like a junior highschool line? One of her friends shoves me and says don't act smart. Im not gonna front i have a smart mouth. I was like look, why don't yall go to hunts point yall hoes and make some quick cash doin yall thang. They tried to jump me but i jetted outta there. I saw her in class later and said really loud Its Over between us. You were good in bed the other night but thats it! you need to stop riding me. everyone started laughing at her. She tried to deny it but no one believed her because she was hitting me alot so they believed me. I had to burn her. Anyone agree with my method? was it too cruel?
This chick is an absolute psycho.
 

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Re: My girl troubles are over i hope.

Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Im the opposite of the pansy that gets hit at by the door. Today I challenged both her friends to a fight outside in the park. Yes I slapped both of them with the glove. I said obviously, you have never seen my full potential. I was like im not pulling no punches cuz im sick of this.
Note: I'm the aggressor now cuz I challenged them and they didn't do anything to me. So they accept laughing at me. So now this is like the big thing because the people who saw me pimp-slap them with the glove told other people. So were out in the park, most people rooting for me. I tackle one to the ground and start slapping her tits. Hard!!! She starts screaming, her friend pulls me off of her and kicked me in the ribs a couple of times. I roll away and grabbed her leg when she tried to kick me again and threw her to the ground. Her friend (girl i slapped tits) came at me and i knocked her out, she's not getting back up. The other one catches my legs in some type of scissors hold, im trying to hop out of it but cant so i bend my knees and just start punching her in the face. She lets go and I walk away. Of course, my crew is there giving me dap because I stood up for myself. They understand that im a bit more hesitant to hit girls than a man because im always slapping them around. Do i think i handled the situation well. I tried talk, reasoning but if the girls were out to get me then, they were just out to get me. point blank. I stepped up 10 notches.
that is hilarious

all you "DJ's" who cant laugh at this or ignore it as a guy trying to make a joke is a loser--lighten up
 

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should of gone brass knuckle on her ass and ends this thread on page one post #3
 

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Huh. Finally read through this ****.
At first it was fun yeah.

This just can't be true.

Now the story ended here.
What happened to you and this oh, so beautiful b!tch "HB10"?
What happened with her psycho friends?

It's funny how when guys asked her picture and suddenly you have talked about it with her on your next post...
Right.

Then you have your every second post edited.

Man, you are full of ****.


I bet joe here is a 14 year old boy who just wants attention he haven't got from his parents in his childhood.

In case you are really the retard you claim to be and have done these things:
a) Brow balls
b) Learn how to get respect
c) Don't take any sh!t. And by this I do not mean beating women
d) Learn how to be in control
e) Don't be so full of yourself

There are more things, but I don't care to write them since you are just propably messing around for post count and should be banned.
 

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This story is real. I fought with her friends 2 days after i hooked up with the HB10. maybe you should read my threads more thouroughly eh? But all the drama's over for now. I'll see what goes down aT THE CLUB
 

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WATCH YOUR BACK JACK !

Dear Joe

First off i want to say Joe i believe your story .

I am 25 years old.

I live in Australia and the women here can be very violent.

Worse because of the places my friends and i hang out ( the streets ) we see a lot of what you have said in your story happen all the time.

A lot of the rough girls are from housing commission ( projects in USA ) background and have been brought up watching and experiencing extreme violence in their homes and have learned to brawl proficiently themselves.

I’ll just start with an example of how these girls work for the rich and over privileged dj's around here :

Girl walks up on the street to a group of 3 guys, smashes the one in the middle as hard as she can in the face , he grabs her to restrain her from throwing a second punch, the 15 guys who are with her approach and assault the 3 innocent men taking all their wallets, money and mobile phones.

i have lost count of the times i have seen b*tches beat men and the men could do nothing because as soon as they tried to defend themselves 20 guys would jump them.

Yeah i wish all girls were nice and proper and didn't fight.

My last girlfriend along with 4 of her FEMALE friends robbed people at knifepoint on Friday / Saturday nights outside the club district.

When i was in primary ( elementary ) school i was faced with a situation like Joe's i ran and she ran after me i was about 9. We were alone and she came at me in a psychotic rage i put my foot up to stop her from getting near me and as she was running at me full speed at the time it equated to a kick. she fell to the ground gasping for air.

I got in so much trouble for that even though i was the victim and in the principals office i was lectured on how serious it was to strike a girl/woman in the stomach because it could damage their ability to have children etc etc. When i asked them what could i have done to stop her ? All i got was you should have gone and told a teacher. Never around when you need them just like the police.

My last example of gang violence / street violence involving women is the time my female friend Jackie was attacked by 8 girls at once. They had one intent, to kill her. I along with 3 of my male friends did our best to stand around her acting as a barrier against her attackers.

Why didn't you just crush these b*tches ?

Because the fight was at the local hangout for young people in the 6th largest city in Australia, and the fight had gone on long enough that a MOB ( 200 people ) had gathered to watch my friend get kicked to death.

Yeah but why didn't you crush these b*tches ?

Well of the 200 or so people 70% were guys drooling at the prospect of one of us hitting the attacking b*tches so they could have an excuse in their cold murderous hearts to jump us as well ( liking the odds of 100 vs. 4 the cowards ). If we went down then who would defend Jackie ? She would have died. And we might have died too.

To stand by and watch evil b*tches, cold hearted murders, trying to kick your friend to death and the best you can do is try and hinder their path while your friend is screaming is a fu**ing DOSE OF REALITY some of you rich or whatever the f**k you are or wherever you come from NEED.

*********


Ok Joe, sounds like you got it all sorted ?

For future reference

As a man who doesn't hit women lets look at your options :

1. Throw water, i have used this a lot and it actually works but depends on where the situation is i.e. unknown chick at party acting up.

2. Get some big bad a$$ chicks that you know to bash her senseless, actually my preferred option and I always advise in your DJ stable to keep a few b*tches on file who can crack skulls if you need it done, for free or for money as long as it gets done. I also advise seeking out the toughest and best girl fighters amongst the population at your school or neighbourhood, the other dj's might not understand this but in VERY ROUGH areas girls have a social hierarchy/pecking order of fighters and the good ones will have reputations that you can use just to frighten most girls off.

3. Hitting back. I advise STRONGLY against it. Two reasons Jail and the Hero factor. Prove she hit you first when all her friends where there when they singled you out away from any witnesses. Are the police going to believe you ? If your brother in arms ( dj's ) think you are full of sh*t wait to you deal with police. Ask a husband who has been charged for assaulting his wife when he didn't do it. Women own the court system mate you will not get justice. Ok the Hero factor, first the cops are going to see this HB10 and being an AFC's they will try and comfort her and get her phone number for police reasons of course while trying to score points with her by FU**ING YOU UP BAD !

Hey.... if i was the cop with a crying HB10 promising sex in her eyes i would charge you with assault, grand theft auto, littering and using an aerosol can in a manner other than directed and anything else so i could fu** her and so would you !

4. Run. Those who run away live to run away another day LOL
Well it will work in most situations but not in a work / school one so i advise against doing it unless absolutely necessary because to these TYPE of girl it is like waving a red flag at a bull.

5. Go to police make complaint. Takes time. Is worth pursuing if you feel you have no other options. It might scare her. It might not. These TYPE of girls have usually had dealing with the police all their lives and are not afraid of police or threats of police UNTIL the cops actually grab their wild a$$e$ and throw them in the back of the paddy wagon ( squad car ) then they break down and cry and cry until the cops feel sorry for them. If only i had a dollar for every time i see hood rat b*tches break in the back of a police vehicle :)

6. Get your crew in the mix. Good option if your crew are REAL FRIENDS. Turn the heat up not just with 5 as many as you can. Confront them with 20 against there 3 and make sure you got the guys worked up to back you up. All you got to do is FORM A CIRCLE AROUND THEM. Now this worries anyone as there is now no escape. Thoughts of Why have they surrounded us ? flood into their mind along with, if this goes down how can i escape ? Make sure your boys are VERY loud yelling at them from all sides all pushing and shoving, think 3 chicks being crushed in the middle of the crowd at a rock concert.

7. Black Ops : now this may get me in trouble off some of the dj's but i have had a hard life and there comes a time when the fun and games stop and it's time for someone to lose and eye. i will not go into exact detail some of the pretty terrible things you can do to people without getting caught. MIND GAMES. PM if you want them Joe but i doubt you'll need them now i have given you some other possible solutions. Lets just say you want to send a clear message to them : DONT F*** WITH JOE !!!! think horses head inside the bed in the movie the Godfather. letting them know the next step is THE END.

ok well there are enough options for you to work with in future Joe hope i helped.

As for dating her:

Bad move. You are rewarding her F***ED UP behaviour with YOU. Joe da man ! DJ extraordinaire !!!!

Joe i have been out with some straight up gangster b*tches let me school you on this

when you break up with her

YOU ARE DEAD

Hunting season on Joe just resumed with INTEREST

You seeing her, she learns about you, where you work, where you live etc etc you a dead man now buddy.

KNOW YOUR ENEMY : rule of warfare

You beat her friends up ? so what ! these b*tches are PLOTTING ON YOU mark my words they are now playing the waiting game gathering their forces, setting it up and the signal to have you stabbed / shot / beaten / robbed is when HB10 loses interest in you.


i speak from experience buddy. That exact scenario played out after i broke up with a gangster b*tch

you ever heard the saying of the young chicks these days ?

NOT** If you love something let it go and if it comes back it's yours forever

IT'S** If you love something let it go and if it doesn't come back HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT


peace,

Lost In Translation


DJ IDOLS : Han Solo the Kino and Neg Hit King in The Empire Strikes Back
Captain Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind " frankly my dear i don't give a damn "
 

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
Huh. Finally read through this ****.
At first it was fun yeah.

This just can't be true.

Now the story ended here.
What happened to you and this oh, so beautiful b!tch "HB10"?
What happened with her psycho friends?

It's funny how when guys asked her picture and suddenly you have talked about it with her on your next post...
Right.

Then you have your every second post edited.

Man, you are full of ****.


I bet joe here is a 14 year old boy who just wants attention he haven't got from his parents in his childhood.

In case you are really the retard you claim to be and have done these things:
a) Brow balls
b) Learn how to get respect
c) Don't take any sh!t. And by this I do not mean beating women
d) Learn how to be in control
e) Don't be so full of yourself

There are more things, but I don't care to write them since you are just propably messing around for post count and should be banned.
Why did you dig this sh!t back up? Stop encouraging him. :p
 

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Originally posted by squirrels
Why did you dig this sh!t back up? Stop encouraging him. :p
I was pissed off of reading 10 pages of useless piece ****!
At first it was damn hilarious, but it just turned into something miserable.

Sorry all! :p
 

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Yeah stop digging up my past. you know it took alot of balls to talk about these things. It wasn't easy and I thought yall could help me and not be jerks and make fun of me or call me a liar. I thank people for puting positive imput on my situation. This situation is now over, at least I hope so, Im goin to the club with them tonight. wish me luck ok? :cool: Thanks Lost In Translation for your advice, you have seen worse than I have. I didn't know australia could be so rough.
 
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Originally posted by joecollapoppa
Yeah stop digging up my past. you know it took alot of balls to talk about these things. It wasn't easy and I thought yall could help me and not be jerks and make fun of me or call me a liar. I thank people for puting positive imput on my situation. This situation is now over, at least I hope so, Im goin to the club with them tonight. wish me luck ok? :cool: Thanks Lost In Translation for your advice, you have seen worse than I have. I didn't know australia could be so rough.
Don't get snippy, man. It was straight at first, but it's just too much and gone on too long. And gotten less believable every post.

Plus, you're giving GENERAL advice to people based on your one SPECIFIC experience with a girl who is ANYTHING but normal. You have a unique situation here, which renders any advice you give based on it, assuming it's true, worthless to 99.9% of other people out there.
 

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Nah i aint gettin snippy squirrels, and I'm not giving advice, in fact im asking for more advice. Have any of yall ever have girls that just try to get a rise out of you? to get you angry just for some confrontation or drama? girls do this to me alot cuz im cool with everyone. including nerds, bullies, thugs, pot heads, girls etc. Im easy going and i guess nothing seems to bother me. so certain girls try to cause that disorder in my life and throw me curve balls.
They come at me startin shyt, I just twist it around and joke on them instead of gettin mad and showing anger. They keep going up to me making fun of me callin me names, so i got tired of defending myself and started going up to them starting shyt. They seemed to get mad when i did this. They lost control and became the victim. Thats when the physical began. So now im at war with these girls cuz they can't keep their hands to themselves. Believe me I tried to make peace with them, but there are girls mostly lezbians that I have dealt with that just wanna bring me down. Thats the situation in a nutshell as I see it.
Im also good looking so that might make them act immature.
 

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I was reading this thread when a question came to my mind.

Is it ever appropriate for a DJ to use violence to control or train his girl?

If so when, and how?
 
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