Getting with older women

[DJ Novice]

If they remind me of my mother then they are too old.

There are attractive older women out there but the majority have a face that looks like the German guy from Indiana Jones 1 after he looked at the spirits inside the ark of the covenant, and a body that could be mistaken for a rhinoceros.

Sorry but that’s the truth. And to be fair many older guys are in the same camp.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

What's interesting (and I've mentioned this before when the topic has come up) is @AmsterdamAssassin said the total opposite (as far as anti-slvt defense goes). He said older broads have reached the age where they no longer care about getting judged for hopping into bed too soon.

Maybe because he's not talking about the same older women. I'm talking about West-European women, not American women.

 

[GoodMan32]

@The Duke said after he got his vasectomy, the fact broads could bang him with virtually no pregnancy risk ended up adding to his sexiness factor in their eyes.

I wonder if there's a similar explanation to my preference for older broads (the fact I could bang an older broad with little to no pregnancy risk adds to their sexiness factor in my book)

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I wonder if there's a similar explanation to my preference for older broads (the fact I could bang an older broad with little to no pregnancy risk adds to their sexiness factor in my book)

No similarity there, no.

 

[GoodMan32]

No similarity there, no.

If you insist.

All I know is: Even though I've been with older broads I'm not attracted to, there are plenty of older broads I am attracted to (that I've been with and that I haven't been with)

I've even stroked myself to completion at the thought of a woman in her 60s.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I've even stroked myself to completion at the thought of a woman in her 60s.

TMI, dude.

 

[GoodMan32]

TMI, dude.

Then you shouldn't have questioned whether I genuinely find older broads sexy.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

If you insist.

All I know is: Even though I've been with older broads I'm not attracted to, there are plenty of older broads I am attracted to (that I've been with and that I haven't been with)

I've even stroked myself to completion at the thought of a woman in her 60s.

As @BaronOfHair might say, "Stroking Myself To Completion" sounds like a snipped-off outtake from the Hedwig and The Angry Inch Soundtrack that mirrors the misplaced angst of many a confused and frustrated deviant of the early 00's Zeitgeist.

Everyone knows this of course, needless to say.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Then you shouldn't have questioned whether I genuinely find older broads sexy.

I didn't question that you have an obsession for geriatrics. We don't need visual cues on you 'stroking yourself to completion'.

 

[GoodMan32]

I didn't question that you have an obsession for geriatrics. We don't need visual cues on you 'stroking yourself to completion'.

At the very least, you said the sexiness factor I derive from getting to bang an older broad with little to no pregnancy risk isn't nearly the same as the sexiness factor broads derived from getting to bang The Duke post-vasectomy, knowing there's virtually no chance of pregnancy.

I fail to see the big difference. In both cases, a party finds sexiness at the idea of intercourse with minimal/no pregnancy risk

(45 through 60s, my age preference, isn't exactly geriatric by the way. It's not like I'm into 80 or 90 year olds)

 

[GoodMan32]

As @BaronOfHair might say, "Stroking Myself To Completion" sounds like a snipped-off outtake from the Hedwig and The Angry Inch Soundtrack that mirrors the misplaced angst of many a confused and frustrated deviant of the early 00's Zeitgeist.

Everyone knows this of course, needless to say.

The point is: Even though my preference for older broads started out merely as a loophole to dodge pregnancy, I ended up coming to see the beauty of an older woman.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

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The point is: Even though my preference for older broads started out merely as a loophole to dodge pregnancy, I ended up coming to see the beauty of an older woman.

I was just doing my Baron impression; that was intentional nonsense. To your point though, lots of women in the 45-60s age range are still bangable where we live (Phx/Scottsdale in Arizona USA) which is rare for most of the world. Most dudes don't get that.

 

[GoodMan32]

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I was just doing my Baron impression; that was intentional nonsense. To your point though, lots of women in the 45-60s age range are still bangable where we live (Phx/Scottsdale in Arizona USA) which is rare for most of the world. Most dudes don't get that.

You make a good point.

Since broads from my preferred age range are (in many cases) still bangable where we live, maybe that's why a lot of men in other places don't get my preference.

It also might explain why I don't get why a lot of men are repulsed by 45-60s broads.

Come to think of it, however, there are even men who live here who don't get why I'm into older broads.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

At the very least, you said the sexiness factor I derive from getting to bang an older broad with little to no pregnancy risk isn't nearly the same as the sexiness factor broads derived from getting to bang The Duke post-vasectomy, knowing there's virtually no chance of pregnancy.

I fail to see the big difference. In both cases, a party finds sexiness at the idea of intercourse with minimal/no pregnancy risk

(45 through 60s, my age preference, isn't exactly geriatric by the way. It's not like I'm into 80 or 90 year olds)

Some people will agree to disagree, @AmsterdamAssassin disagrees to disagree.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

At the very least, you said the sexiness factor I derive from getting to bang an older broad with little to no pregnancy risk isn't nearly the same as the sexiness factor broads derived from getting to bang The Duke post-vasectomy, knowing there's virtually no chance of pregnancy.

Because you're not a woman. Women can fear getting pregnant, that's not the same as a guy fearing impregnating a fertile woman and therefore chasing post-menopausal 'broads'. Do you see the difference now? Or do you keep autistically thinking you can somehow convince anyone that your mental issues are 'normal' and 'understandable'? You're a freak, just accept that and let's move on.

 

[GoodMan32]

Because you're not a woman. Women can fear getting pregnant, that's not the same as a guy fearing impregnating a fertile woman and therefore chasing post-menopausal 'broads'. Do you see the difference now? Or do you keep autistically thinking you can somehow convince anyone that your mental issues are 'normal' and 'understandable'? You're a freak, just accept that and let's move on.

Ok, there is a difference between a broad fearing a pregnancy vs a guy fearing the thought of impregnating a broad.

You're right, I'm a freak. I'm a freaky creep no girl would possibly want (or so I was told in high school)

The fact I'd rather kill myself than raise/support my progeny would explain why my pregnancy phobia is more severe than most men (even men who also don't want kids). A pregnancy is a literal death sentence for me.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Because you're not a woman. Women can fear getting pregnant, that's not the same as a guy fearing impregnating a fertile woman and therefore chasing post-menopausal 'broads'. Do you see the difference now? Or do you keep autistically thinking you can somehow convince anyone that your mental issues are 'normal' and 'understandable'? You're a freak, just accept that and let's move on.

As most everyone in the world knows, Men in the US cannot opt out of 18 years of child support while women can. Might be time for a smoke break. Or did someone lace your stash?

 

[GoodMan32]

As most everyone in the world knows, Men in the US cannot opt out of 18 years of child support while women can. Might be time for a smoke break. Or did someone lace your stash?

Well-said.

Does a 52 year old broad look as good as a broad half her age?

In most cases, no.

But does a 52 year old broad still look bangable? In many cases, yeah.

Does the minimal to no pregnancy risk that comes with banging a 52 year old broad make sex with her more worthwhile than sex with a broad half her age? Absolutely.

 

[SW15]

Does the minimal to no pregnancy risk that comes with banging a 52 year old broad make sex with her more worthwhile than sex with a broad half her age? Absolutely.

My answer is absolutely not.

I've had sex with 26 year olds. Plenty of women in the 21-35 year old range use some birth control method. I follow Iron Rule of Tomassi #5 and I use protection. I can have sex with a 26 year old and the pregnancy risk will be minimal.

The majority of the women I've had sex with were birth control users.

 

[GoodMan32]

My answer is absolutely not.

I've had sex with 26 year olds. Plenty of women in the 21-35 year old range use some birth control method. I follow Iron Rule of Tomassi #5 and I use protection. I can have sex with a 26 year old and the pregnancy risk will be minimal.

The majority of the women I've had sex with were birth control users.

You do you. Whatever works. If you prefer sex with a 26 year old, more power to you.

You've admitted you check the condom during sex (to make sure it hasn't slipped/broken). If you're OK with doing that, again, more power to you. All I know is when I did that (checked the condom) when I had sex with a woman close to my age this summer, it totally took the fun out of sex.

As for 52 year olds, I find my 52 year old next door neighbor incredibly sexy. The fact there's little to no pregnancy risk is merely an added bonus. Simply getting to talk to her is the highlight of my day. But yeah, I understand that (as you've pointed out) the hints she's shared about her sexual past mean I'd have no chance with her even if I was in her preferred age cohort.

I've reached the age where a lot of early 50s broads don't even really look old to me. I'm surprised you (who has 8 years on me) don't find early 50s broads attractive.