Gun-Shy
Craziest fvcking night.
I'm gonna start this post off with some things I've learned today:
1. My ex is a dyke and was cheating on me with Bro's girlfriend.
2. Don't cold approach from behind.
3. Don't fvck with wannabe punks no matter how innocent they seem.
Yesterday Bro came over and we talked for a long time about random stuff and I talked to Aus on the phone some and Bro ended up spending the night. Well we were chilling in my room and he started saying how his sister (Ex) is a dyke. I thought he was joking because I played Pink Triangle a few days ago and said it described all my past relationships as a joke ("I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one"). But he was serious and he said she told him how she was making out with his ex who he was with when I was with Ex, his girlfriend before that, half her friends. Bro was dead serious. I still half didn't believe him but he mentioned how his ex started biting his lip when they were making out later. And it clicked. Ex did the SAME THING TO ME AND WE WERE WITH OUR EXES AT THE SAME TIME SO THEY WERE MAKING OUT AND DOING THIS **** AND THEN DOING IT TO US. Bro's ex and Ex kept hanging out after they broke up too and it was freaking him out well now I know why. I was kind of pissed for the rest of the night.
Well the next day, today, I talked to Shorty at church and asked where my brownies were. She honestly looked pretty hot and was wearing this military-ish dress which is like my thing (wonder if that was purposeful since she knows my style). She rolled her eyes at me and we small talked for a while. I called Mon a pvssy for playing an alto sax. I didn't even know the difference but Bro plays and pointed it out.
So after mass me and Bro sat around at my house for a while, went to the fair to grab my pass since I had an exhibit and could go in for free. I message Aus and ask if he wants to go sarging with me and Bro tonight. He's down for it so I get my mom to give me and Bro a ride back later in the day when the rides opened. Well we're about to leave and Bro's like "****, Ex is coming to hang out with Sister" Sister was going to the fair to hang out with her other friend so she's kinda pissed, I'm really ****ing pissed because I found out that she was cheating on me when we were together and she's a dyke. I play Pink Triangle on the car ride and Bro started laughing. We pick up Aus and meet Sister's friend there(Sister is my younger sister if you haven't got that yet).
It wass pretty empty when we got there at 7pm but the rides had just opened and it was still light out so we screw around for a while. After it gets darker and more packed we start playing the 3 second game from SimplePickup where if the guy your sarging with points a chick out you have to be approaching within 3 seconds or do 10 pushups. Bro does a set of 10, then later talks to these chicks I knew from camp and ends up blowing himself out after he didn't get the chick's number. She came back later and gave it to him so they talked for a while. I do a set of 10 but Aus points out a set to me after that were walking away from us but were hot. Aus was too chicken**** to wingman so I follow them myself, tap one on the shoulder and say "yo, what's up?" in the most generic way possible. Well she fvking SCREAMS AND HIDES BEHIND HER FRIEND AND THEY KEEP WALKING AWAY. SO I'M LIKE FVCK AND I JOG BACK TO MY FRIEND WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS. First cold approach ever: blown. I scared the **** out of my target, didn't persist, bailed hard. In hindsight it was pretty funny but it ruined my mood for the rest of the night. It's easier to be a keyboard jockey and say "don't get down over fudged sets" then it is to actually do so in the field where so much is based off of what state of mind your in. I didn't approach for the rest of the night and neither did Aus. It turned out Bro's girl had a boyfriend (or they said she did) so that didn't go anywhere either.
After that me, Aus and Bro start playing this pitching game where you break glass bottles with baseballs and I'm just bumming balls off of them because I wasn't paying 5 bucks for a game that was hard as sh!t. Well Ex came around and Bro tries to bum five bucks off of her but she won't give it up. I ask her for some and she says no then asks if I'd pay her back. I flip her off mid sentence and she gets all pissed. I turn around and she has the money in her hand so I promise I'll pay her back and snatch it. She hits me in the head with her candy apple and calls me a jerk in a somewhat pissed tone. I just laughed at her because, really, fvck her.
After we wasted around 20 bucks on that game we start searching again and some random guy with a group points us out and says "Yo, let's just follow these guys around. Haha" so I'm like "YEAH, PARTY TRAIN" and start pumping my arms, train style and walk away. Well they're calling out at us and making noises after we started walking away so I flipped them off (I was pretty high energy all night) and kept walking. Later we run into them again and they yell at me to say sorry and I sarcastically say "I'M SO SORRY". We part ways again and a while after that, when we're leaving, they I pass the group again and the guy's staring at me yelling sh!t so I keep walking and the group follows. I'm freaking out internally at this point because a fight was about to go down, Aus is freaking out too because he knew it. Well while I'm walking I see a group of bros from camp and run over to them. The camp bros knew the douche fight starters so it all defused and I shot sh!t with them for a bit before going home adrenaline shot.
Yo but I said I might post a picture when I first started this journal. Well I Bro took a good one last night so I guess I'll give you guys a face to go off of so when chicks scream at me you know why.
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I'm sorry if this post is ditzy but I'm writing it at 1am after the longest day I've had in a while. If anything doesn't make sense be sure to ask wtf I'm saying so I can clear it up.
I'm going to bed, though. Haven't had an 8 hour rest in a while. Beast.