Pumped Up Kicks
July 21st, 10:37 pm
Just got back from the Weekender today. Sorry I didn't make a field report. I was running around doing stuff all day and my phone was almost dead and I needed it for texting.
The Weekender was crazy, though. Around 20 people showed up. The first day, Friday, we swam and set up our tents. Me and Aus got a tent together. Anne, this blonde girl who I'll call HB5 and this black haired chubby girl who I'll call Olive were all in the tent next to us.
Me, Aus, the girls, a skinnyfat guy that plays guitar who I'll call Sheen, and THAT GUY all decided over text and stuff to play spin the bottle after we went to our tents. Me and Aus took some shrooms that I brought while we waited for the counseler on night watch to pass out. We took a little more than we did last time and Aus got the bigger stem since he weighed more. So we all snuck out onto the neighbor's dock and played for a while. It was obvious that THAT GUY had never kissed a chick before because every girl he got stopped him immediately because he was that bad. The chubby chick ended up being the best kisser, Anne was meh, HB5 ate everybody's mouths and needed a D post-haste. Gross vss game, though. The chicks weren't hot enough. Well Aus had to kiss HB5 and he sat back down and started rocking back and forth and almost fell off the dock. Well Anne being the stupid b!tch she is blurted out that he's on shrooms, everybody started freaking out that he'd fall in the water so I had to convince him to go back to the tent. I was scared of That Guy snitching and I needed Aus to trip in silence. We get back to the tent and he's giggling at everything and seeing mad visuals. At first he was coherent but tripping but after a while he just closed his eyes and laughed and grabbed my arm and waved it around. He was saying all kinds of stupid sh!t. This went on until 3 when he said he needed to piss so we ran out and pissed and we came back and he was sober. We talked for a bit and fell asleep. While all this was going on my female friend who I called a B-lister a while back was flirting with me over text. Which confused the sh!t out of me because she's always been weird around me.
The second day, Saturday, me and Aus were the last people up in the morning for obvious reasons. Me, Andy and Aus played guitars. Aus just borrowed Sheen's. I taught them Pumped Up Kicks and some other newbie songs. We went tubing which was soooooooo fun. Me, this guy I invited I'll call Rich and Andy were all on a three person tube on one of the first goes. Well it flipped, Andy and rich went flying and I clung. While I was clinging I felt the tube go and it caught my leg, spinning me. After I recovered I look out and the sleeve is dragging limply behind the boat and the tube itself is floating in the water. Me and Aus sat on the tube and clung to the three person tube that was also being towed which had Anne's sister and some other Sophomores in it. After we got back we hooked a single person tube to the boat which ended up being way funner. I got a chance to ride the single later and I was actually decent at it. Somebody started talking about the guys butts during lunch so I jokingly said "yeah, I got the nicest vss here." well after that I got like five compliments on it and the girls all poked my butt while I was on the single person. I don't mind the attention so whatever. Later that night the B-lister chick (Mon) and Aus' ex got there. Them, Me, Aus, That Guy and Andy all went over to the neighbor's field and I taught them a game I learned in tri-county with a volley ball. It was pretty fun but half of them sucked at kicking the ball so it sucked for them. THAT GUY being the fgt he is started shouting "This game is gay" as soon as we started. Probably because I got him out in the first round. After that we played some more random games, I got bored and started swinging on a nearby rope swing, and we all headed back. Later that night we all had s'mores and sang and played guitar and all that. Some of us got together to set up Truth or Dare off in the neighbor's yard. Sheen ended up actually being a bro and asking us if we had any requests with girls. We were all pretty much indifferent except for excluding Aus' ex from any kiss dares for his sake. Well most of us got out to the yard but we see Andy walking down the road looking for us. So we all hide because we don't want any more guys and Andy is the last person you want to play Truh or Dare with. We waited for a while for the rest of the people to get there when Anne started messaging us saying they're looking for us. Five minutes later Andy, a counseler and Anne walk down the road and find us. We all said we were playing hide or seek which the counseler either bought or didn't care about. He told us not to go out again and we all walked back. After we got back we played a weird complicated version of hide and seek which was boring. After two rounds Me, HB5 and Rich all crashed and started talking about weed. Surprisingly enough HB5 smokes and Richard wanted to which I already knew. I told them I brought some and that we could sneak out later at night. HB5 put Anne's glass piece in her bag and Rich said he'll text me at 1am. Well after we all got corralled to our tents Aus talked me out of going out and I called it off. Rich yelled at me from his tent and I felt kinda bad. I didn't want to get caught, though. It would majorly fvck up my life. We ended up passing out pretty early which was nice.
Today, Sunday. Me and Aus were the last ones out again. I sat next to Mon during breakfast and subconsciously played ****y-funny which was hilarious. She always whines that I'm judging her so I was critiquing the food she got, told her she was sitting to close to me, all that. Rich asked if we were a couple. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "ew, no" and she acted super offended. Funny stuff. I killed it on the single tube today, though. I rolled over the three person still clinging to my tube and remounted it, bailed onto the other tube when mine came off of the rope, got stuck under the three person and freed myself without falling and clinged upside-down with my entire body in the water for a long vss time. Everybody agreed that I was the most pro except for That Guy who didn't even see me. Me, Olive and Andy got on the three person after the single broke and the guy that owned the boat tried so hard to throw us. Me and Olive spat the lyrics to Yonkers after she heard me do Assmilk. After we were riding for a while we hit the biggest wave I've seen all week. The tube flew 15 feet in the air and everybody on it went even higher. We all got off after because we were in pain. Aus had to leave after that because he had work. After Aus left his Ex was all over me. Danny was getting his hair braided and I was like "yo, somebody do mine" so his Ex wanted to do it and she had her stomach all against my back which was weird. Then I started packing my tent and she jumped in and folded it up by herself. After we packed me, Andy, HB5 and Olive played music and chilled. My mom picked me up early because she had stuff going on.
When I got back Bro got home shortly after from Cali. He came over and we talked about Cali and the Weekender and camp and stuff. He's pretty much the same. I might hang out with him later. I passed out as soon as I got done talking with him until dinner. I have to counsel at vacation bible school tomorrow. Mon is going to be there so it'll probably be alright.
I'm gonna watch The Fighter and take a shower so I'm out. Peace
