I got a fvcking headache. As you may, or may not know, I'm not entirely fond of clubs and club pickups. However this time it was a tad bit different. Me and a slew of friends threw back some drinks b4 we went to the club.
Upon getting to the club we were just chilling and enjoying our intoxication. After sobering up a little however, I managed to make a couple of approaches.
(Me and Zalos Wilder are in the bar line and an athletic looking girl comes and stands right next to me.
Zalos - "Dude, she wants you to talk to her!" I don't see any visual cues but I say fvck it.)
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#4 Foul Call
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Rex Man - So what's good?
Atheletic Girl - Huh?
RM - Like, what's good enough that it's worth the price at this bar?
AG - I don't know, I don't buy my drinks. (figures
)
RM - You look so familiar, don't you go to (my college)
AG - Yeah (Body Language growing worse)
RM - You look so nervous, I know I can't be too ugly, I put on my mask before I got here.
AG (smirk, then calls some out from the crowd) Brian!!
(I turn back towards Zalos)
RM - You're a regular fvcking Columbo, Zalos.
FAILURE
Didn't make any EC or anything before approach. Open and shut case.
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Later me and my cousin, Bay Maximus, dancing with these chicks and I'm lifting my shirt (I have a very nice six-pack), and notice this shy girl glancing over at me. after a few girls had there way w/ me on the dance floor I went on to the wall next to the shy girl.
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#5 Shy-Town
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Rex-Man - Wow, you look like you're not enjoyin yourself at all.
Shy Girl - (smile) no. I'm just tired from too much dancing (yeah, right
)
RM - Well, that's good cuz I don't feeling dancing either, I feel violated
SG - lol, well these girls are aggresive!
RM - I know, I can't stand girls like that, I like a girl to be little more reserved
SG (smile) Yeah.
RM - But anyways forget about me, who you here with?
(Points out Friend and Cousin)
RM - Oh yeah, you go to (my school)
SG - yeah
RM - I don't believe you, I know for a fact I would have noticed a girl like you walking around
SG - (smile)
(about 2 mas minutes of fluff talk later)
RM - Well I don't wanna take up all your club time but if you really wanna come watch us play, I can call you when I know something
SG - :yes:
A CLUB CLOSE! I don't know she was cute and I don't usually get those. But thus far
2/5 Woooooowwwww...........Not too good but I gotta keep on workin