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Stalkers are not fun. I've had it done to me before, and I gotta say, I'd rather not go through it again. It seems fun at first, until she's standing outside your window at 4am with a pig's heart in a bag... My advice is: DON'T. You know those women who date abusive criminals and drug...

Just out of curiosity, you're a teenager right? Don't worry, you'll grow out of it. When you mature (around 20-21), you'll realise a very important thing: There's no such thing as geeky hobbies, only geeky people. Speaking of text-based games, I used to love those old text adventures.

Prove it!

Has anyone actually read that article, or are you all just jumping on the bandwagon? The Time article actually says SELLING raw milk is illegal. It doesn't actually say drinking raw milk is illegal. If you enjoy going to the farm and sucking Bessie's teats, nobody is going to arrest you...

Since you assume 100% of women in this world are hors, that makes your mom and sisters hors too.

"Hey are you a virgin?"

I would like to be a monkey. Because monkeys are funny, and when they can't get laid, they can masturbate. I don't see Mr Big Shot Lion having a bit of auto-erotic pleasure when he's had a hard week!

I do not use myspace, email, or messengers. Most people in their 20s do not rely on online communication. Lacking "Myspace" is not going to turn you into a social pariah; in fact, while the nerds are spending hours polishing their Myspace profile, you'll be actually in the field. Of course I...

I've done psychology subjects at college, and have friends who majored in psych, and dated girls with psych degrees. Let me tell you something: Having a psychology degree makes almost no difference in human interaction. They may pretend to be experts on human interaction. You may believe...

Jaoquin Phoenix isn't much of a narrator. I would've preferred Arnold ("Arnie doesn't like cruel people, Arnie will smash them in face!"). Or even Mr T - "I pity da fool who meses wit animals!"

There's no biological difference between sex and masturbation! The same basic results (orgasm, ejaculation) are occuring. If 'baiting causes a drop in testerone, so does sex.

Hey Vulpine, judging by the convo you had with that chick, you sound like one of those crazy health fanatics. Do you bring a measuring cup when you leave the house? I mean, good health is important, but you don't need to start a crusade and kill anyone who doesn't eat 55.15435235234g protein...

Does this mean we should stop having sex? If you think about it, sex is the same as masturbating (you still ejaculate). So you guys should become celibate and stop having sex fullstop.

Just curious, where do you normally hang out? At dive bars? College towns? Vegas? The women you find will often be indicative of their environment (usually, there's exceptions). You aren't likely to meet a deep thinking girl at a drunken party or a strip club. I met my last girlfriend at a...

Man, you guys are the most serious, deadpan, boring bunch of guys I've ever met! First, was your co-worker just having a bit of fun? You know, messing around like normal college guys (I'm assuming you DON'T work at a law firm!). Stop being so obssessed with AMOGing every guy. Hey maybe...

YOUR pleasure? Don't forget the woman also gets pleasure from it (otherwise she wouldn't do it, would she?) Sex is like the free market. You both get something out of it.

Dunno, I got the idea from Huxely's "Brave New World". Its a great book, about a Utopian society where everyone is happy and satisfied, but complex emotions like love and care are illegal.

Um dude, its just a test. They're not planning a terrorist activity or trying to start a revolution. Leave them be. Well duh! That's how humanity has survived for so long. You don't think animals are the same? Lions don't walk up to their prey and say "Hey buddy, I'm gonna eat you now, but I'm...

I think if you stopped calling them "Asian ass wipes" they won't spread rumours about you being a d!ckhead.

I had a friend who used to work in the UN bluehats. The lowest gamble he saw was one kid who strangled a healthy 30-year-old man to steal his lunch. No the kid probably wouldn't be a member of some elite criminal organisation, but I wonder how many Americans would take him on.