Ammoging other guys using gay tactics

[verysuave]

I just realized this.. I was talking with some girls who I work with then this crazy fellow male employee grabs me by my hips and lifts me up (he is taller and stronger than me) and puts me down me over and over again (kinda like fvcking a chick). I totally felt ammoged by this.
What would you do?

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

You should have totally sucked his c0ck. We all know you wanted to. (Letiing him use you like a prop.)

 

[Mind_Body_Soul]

verysuave.... I thought I was the only one that had experienced this.

I'll make this story short... girl I was dating, call her R. R winked at me on Match, we meet up, go to a concert, blah blah blah. Turns out some other dude we'll call him C had hooked up with R but then started ignoring her. When C finds out I'm into R he comes back into the picture. We see C at a concert and C is touching my ear, slapping my ass, doing all sorts of gay sh1t. I'm like dude are you gay or something? Turns out he was just AMOGing me I think.

WEIRD.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Hahaha, you bastards are the funniest when you are serious

I'm gigglng like a bytch after reading this shyt...

VS, How much do you weigh? 100 pounds? Maybe he was just showing off for the ladies in the room to show them how strong he was!

MBS, slapping your behind???? Was he your basketball coach? If no, then this shyt ain't proper for a grown man to do!!

You should have corrected him immediately - say, "If you touch my @ss again your @ss is going to be on the floor!!"

Ammoging other guys using gay tactics

Yeah sure, you just have to act like a woman so that you can be the alpha male of the group! Makes a lot of sense!

 

[John_Galt]

I just realized this.. I was talking with some girls who I work with then this crazy fellow male employee grabs me by my hips and lifts me up (he is taller and stronger than me) and puts me down me over and over again (kinda like fvcking a chick). I totally felt ammoged by this.
What would you do?

Oh man, that made me laugh so hard. hahh omg. you're such a fag.

 

[DJDamage]

I just realized this.. I was talking with some girls who I work with then this crazy fellow male employee grabs me by my hips and lifts me up (he is taller and stronger than me) and puts me down me over and over again (kinda like fvcking a chick). I totally felt ammoged by this.
What would you do?

When a guy tries to AMOG you, think of it as if it is a sh1t test.

You will fail this test if he gets to you.

He only wins when he gets a positive reaction from the chick. Your state of mind should be first of: "I don't give a sh1t what anyone thinks of me".

Secondly to counteract this you either play along or you dish something else at him in a friendly manner. In your situation you could have done two of the following:

1) start moaning "oh yeah come on big boy, a little bit to the left now"

2) start laughing and after he finishes, punch him in the arm (in a friendly way) and say to the chick: "I knew he was a big homo"

May I also suggests to hit the gym because he will think twice of messing with you if you are big/strong and will probably either not do sh1t or go look for a weaker target.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

1) start moaning "oh yeah come on big boy, a little bit to the left now"

Oh yeah. Deffinetly stoop down to that level. While he's at it, why doesn't he just undo the dude's pants and suck on it? Its only a little ways away from what you are suggesting.

2) start laughing and after he finishes, punch him in the arm (in a friendly way) and say to the chick: "I knew he was a big homo"

Good one. Why don't you just let him have his way? Not like the dude has a spine to fight back anyways or at least tell the dude that its innapropriate and he should back off.

Overall, this is the worst ****ing advice I've heard. It spells P U S S Y in big capital letters.

 

[Kev07]

"WHOA WHOA, turn around buddy my turn!"

then hump him a bit, or nut him, or flick his man boobies

 

[DJDamage]

Good one. Why don't you just let him have his way? Not like the dude has a spine to fight back anyways.

By not getting mad he is not playing by the other's dude's game. I don't know how old you are buddy but this ain't highschool where you fight your male employee to settle a score, there is legal ramfication involved here which not only would make the situation worse but possibly termination of employment. It is obviously painful that verysuave will have no chance in the fight or the aftermath problems that will come from starting a fight.

The short term solution is to nautralize the attack and not let it bother you. He is not getting beaten up in here and the worst this guy is doing is hurling insults. The only reason insults get to you is because deep down inside a person is feeling insecure about his masculinity and the other guy knows this.

Obviously if an employee does that to you, he knows you are a big pvssy with no spine and he ain't scared of you. Therefore the long term solution is to go hit the gym, get bigger, build up confidence, go to mix martial arts classes, make friends around the office that will back you up. If this sh1t continue's or worsen then talking to a manager will help fix things.

at least tell the dude that its innapropriate and he should back off..

Don't you think the AMOG knows its innapropriate and that is why he does it?? that is how he gets his power and kicks. Only after you hit the gym and get some confidence that is when the bully will actually listen to you.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

some sh!t.

Dude. What the guy still did is extremely innapropriate, and he just stood there and took it. While having a spine means being able to fight, it also means being able to stand up for yourself and that doesn't always require swinging punches, words are just as effective.

He should have talked to the dude and let him knom that it is extremly innapropriate and it could be considered unwelcome sexual harrasment. Who gives a sh!t about the chick in a situation like this? You have te save face.

No one respects you if you don't have respect for yourself.

Now both the guy and the chick he was talking to think he's a big wuss. Good thing he took the coward's way out and not doing anything, eh?

 

[Someone Much cooler]

Everything said above is correct, but you shouldn't fight him at work, you will just lose your job, with possible legal penalties.

1. I'm a real little guy (120lbs), but I do jeet kun do, Mauy thai and grappling, so no really bullies me too much! This happened to me before, what I did was make him my b1tch, catch him off gaurd(in a friendly way) and give him a nuggy or something. Give him wet willies and stuff, turn it into something friendly, this way he don't get to you, and you show your not his scared *****. Ask him to hold your pocket in public.

2. another option is have a few big friends wait for him to get out of work and go to his car at night, then ruff him up, later you can say "Dammmmmnnnn" what happened big boy, you get knocked the fvck out?"

 

[I Want To Be a Playa]

You should have totally sucked his c0ck. We all know you wanted to. (Letiing him use you like a prop.)

SERIOUSLY! WTF? You should have fought him then and there, if nothing else to just save some of your pride

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

SERIOUSLY! WTF? You should have fought him then and there, if nothing else to just save some of your pride

You obviously never read any of my posts... but if you did you would notice that most of them are dripping with sarcasm. This is one of them.


And as for fighting... yeah. I agree. But do it with words. This situation happened in an office, so you can't go awol and mess the dude up. But you can go to management and inform them that the specific dude has been sexually harassing you.

 

[Don The Magic Juan]

Never happened to me, but I would just say "Get the **** away from me before I rearrange your face". Simple as that.

 

[Jason88]

Have an edge about you. Let other guys around you know that you're cool, but also a little bit crazy. Atleast crazy enough to do something when they are acting gay towards you.

 

[Obsidian]

Have an edge about you. Let other guys around you know that you're cool, but also a little bit crazy. Atleast crazy enough to do something when they are acting gay towards you.

well said. As long as you respond sternly and let him know that he'd better stop at once, you'll be doing fine. (At that point, he'll either put you down and look like an idiot, or you physically remove yourself from his grasp and file some sort of complaint.)

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Man, you guys are the most serious, deadpan, boring bunch of guys I've ever met!

First, was your co-worker just having a bit of fun? You know, messing around like normal college guys (I'm assuming you DON'T work at a law firm!).

Stop being so obssessed with AMOGing every guy. Hey maybe next time you meet the President, you could punch him in the face to AMOG him!

 

[systemshock]

Stop being so obssessed with AMOGing every guy. Hey maybe next time you meet the President, you could punch him in the face to AMOG him!

Haha that's too funny. I agree that there's no reason to take this too seriously. The guy is basically Amoging you to show off to the girl by doing something that you won't know how to react to. I know a guy who uses this tactic well. If another guy is showing off and hogging the limelight from him he'll bring him down to size by kissing him on the lips! seriously he will wait till the guy says something funny or clever then just grin, grab his face and kiss him! making a big mmmwwwah sound! it confuses the hell out of most people and therefore shuts them up!
Fighting him is obviously not a sensible option! personally I'd try the approach of ridiculing him for being a big fairy. He's trying to get to you so just turn the situation around to making him look stupid.

 

[Someone Much cooler]

system shock, I don't know where you are from, I don't know what college you go to...but where im from... if any dude anywhere ever kisses me .period. I will stab him in the fce with my ice pick. point black period. Its not normal for grown me, or any age to be kissing each other. seriously kiss=ice pick+face, prefferable the eye!

 

[Soprano]

step one 1: he grabs you by the hips

1.5: start laughing

2: put your right hand on his left hand

3: put your left hand on his left elbow

4: push the hand out and pull the elbow in

5: spin around behind him, hold the arm there for a sec

6: "whos your daddy" smack his ass and tell him to go to his room