Call_Me_Daddy said:
I'll tell you what it is.... you're lazy.
I think you misunderstood, CMD. Fonzie is arguing "that people are lazy". He doesn't really implicate himself in the laziness.
I agree. People are fuxxing lazy. However, not really "lazy", so much as "completely retarded".
5 minutes of multi-tasked work at home to slop some grub in a bucket? OR, a full lunch hour of stress, waiting, burning gas, "tasty" food that isn't good for you, stress, more waiting, more burning gas?
What fonz has argued is that "time is money". That's true, however, the time is LESS to make healthier food (very often). People don't factor in "travel time" or the "wait time" as "make time", which is wrong. Let's say you wanted to eat - so you get dressed, grab your keys, travel to where your car is, hop in, drive to where you are going to eat/get food, then drive back home. Now, the consume time is the same, but you have to count travel time as "prepare and cleanup" time. Assuming that you went to a fast food joint as a separate trip, you even have to count the time to get dressed (if you had to put on a coat and shoes, etc.).
Now, factor in cost of gas, wear on the vehicle, stress, etc. and you'll unlock all sorts of VALUE in throwing a sandwhich in a sack in the morning or night before.
It blows my mind how retarded people are about eating and food these days... fast food, indeed, is like crack. Here's the scene:
Two chicks picked me up to run a few errands. On the list of errands, I had to stop at the bank, then go to the grocery store, then we were supposed to go to see 300. Before we even got to the bank, one chick starts whining about "I'm hungry!" We get to the bank, and afterwards this chick starts freaking out that she's starving...
Chick: "drop me off at my car, I have to go get something to eat."
V: "Dude, chill, we are going to the grocery store right now!"
Chick: "I can't wait. I have to get something to eat!"
V: "Yeah... and we are going to a grocery store. Is there not enough food in a grocery store for you?"
Chick: "I'm just going to get something."
V: "Right. I understand you don't have anything to eat and need to get something to eat. I'm going to the grocery store because I don't have anything to eat either, and I need to get something to eat. Why don't you come along with us to get something to eat?"
Chick: "I don't want to go to the grocery store. I just want to pick something up."
V: "Wow. I'm done talking to you."
Chick: "WHAT!!? WHAT DID I DO?!?!"
V: "....."
Chick: "Why are you mad?"
V: "....."
Chick: "Just because I can't wait to go to the grocery store you are angry?"
V: "You're taking us 45 minutes out of the way to go to your car, so you can 'get food', whereas we would have been at the grocery store in 5 minutes ago. You are so ridiculous, and rude, that you are completely fuxxing our plans. FOOD LIVES AT THE GODDAMN GROCERY STORE! HELLO!!!? DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN!?!?"
Chick: "I don't want to have to pick up stuff, go home, then make stuff... I'm too hungry."
V: *takes a deep breath* "Let me ask you, where are you planning to get something to eat?"
Chick: "I donno, I was thinking Subway."
V: "Yep. You're brain dead."
Chick: "WHAT?!"
V: "There is what is known as a 'deli department' at the grocery store. This 'deli department' makes sandwiches, sometimes they even make some ahead of time and wrap them up - they just leave them lying around in the fridge so you don't even have to wait for them to make it. Want a combo meal? There are chips and soda at the grocery store, too. It's now ten minutes later, you would have food in your stomach by now. You're retarded, and, I need to shut up now before I freak out."
Chick: (rantrantrave...)
V: *looking out car window, silent, restraining himself from slapping the snot out of the chick*
Chick 2: "He's right, please drop it, Chick. We're taking you back to your car."
I didn't get to see 300 this Friday because a chick was hungry.
:cuss: It's going to be a long time before I hang with either of those retards.
Anyway, my point is, people aren't so much lazy as they are unaware that they direct far more time and effort trying to be lazy as they would "going straight to handling business". So, people are busier and have less time because they expend so much time and effort trying to save time...? It's confusing. I don't know how or why people do it, but, they do.
Take for example two car washes... one is a full service car wash 20 miles away, one is self-serve next door. People often will go to the full service one, which costs more, and would take more time, just because they didn't want to - or didn't know how to - do it themselves.