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Frankly I don't even believe in equality. The world is made up of inequality. Some people are smart, some are dumb, and some are vastly superior in every aspect of life (ie. Me).

I have a GREAT way to make the girl pay for everything. Listen carefully man! 1) Tell her about the prom. But don't say you're going. (I'm assuming you're dating someone) 2) She will want to go. Pretend you don't want to go. Tell her you're out of cash. Say the IRA raided your house and...

Personally, I like warmongers. They're more fun than pacifists. And what've you got against fascism? Fascism has made our glorious Empire of Glarana the great nation it is today!

What are you guys, neo-Nazis or something? Who cares about gay guys. If they want to be gay, that's their choice. I'm sure there are plenty of people who think premarital sex is a disgusting sin.

Frappucinos are for gays...

This event is another argument for why private security companies should be allowed to employ military weapons. If every business had their own private corporate army, things like this wouldn't happen. And maybe we can give companies the power to enforce laws and sentence offenders on their...

Um, you pluck the hairs before eating. What do you think chickens have?

Mine are the "silent and deadly" farts. No sound at all, I just feel a small rush of air, and then I'm sitting in Ground Zero. The great thing about silent farts is you can blame someone else. I remember a date in a "cosy" (small) restaurant. I accidently felt the hiss of death, so I gave the...

Not to mention ruthless ambition, cold-hearted logic, and the ability to shut down our emotional drives. Men have just as many advantages as women. Anyone who lacks the ability to override their emotional/sexual urges with cold logic deserves to made into some lady's little b!tch.

Every act that brings us happiness is selfishness. If someone donates to a chairty, they aren't doing it to help some poor orphaned kid in Africa. They're doing it to make themselves feel good about themselves.

Jonwon - Judging by your post, English (and complex logic) is not your strong point, so I'll make this simple. Yes, there are naughty bits in your food. Tap water can be unhealthy in many cases (in some countries even deadly). Restaurants may give you food poisoning. Terrorists may take you...

I've done that before, when some girls asked "Whats your hobbies?". It didn't get any negative reactions, most people were quite curious and one girl even joined me for a game. In fact, I often take dares where I claim to do many "nerdy" hobbies such as stamp collecting, antiques...

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Great, then your problem is solved. I guess you'll be moving on?

For once, I agree with you (and now hell freezes over). I'm sick of this whole self-actualization crap. There's no meaning to life, it's what you make of it. If you think life is all about booze and hookers, and there's nothing more...then go for it and have fun! Someday you will die, kids...

You might not think he has talent, but obviously millions of other people do. Why are you so stuck on this Bruce Springsteen fella? If you don't like him, don't listen to him.

1) Don't take life too seriously. Have some fun. 2) It's more fun to go down in flames, than to die quietly in your bed, forgotten by everybody. 3) Don't take things to the extreme. Moderation is the key. 4) If you get bored, make your own fun. And the most important rule... (5)...

Okay. Then prove it to us. Not with kooky websites, but with real scientific evidence examined by credible independent health organisations. (Note: A website called www.meat-is-murder.com is not considered a credible source) Some of you guys need to lighten up. Yes companies are going to try...

Hey out of curiosity, why are you always criticising "bad" women, when you're not exactly a decent person? It just doesn't make sense to me.

What's wrong with that? That's also my philosophy on dating. If all girls were virgins who never had sex until marriage, my life would be missing a very fun part. Man, are you one of those ultra-conservative types who hates pre-marital sex, homosexuals, and blacks? Lighten up, have some fun...