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Here's why: 1) Most Asain boys are either wannabe toughs or geeks. 2) Most think that everything in life is a competition. 3) Most are raised without any parental advice regarding taboo subjects such as relationships/sex/etc. 4) Asains supposedly have small ****s. It shouldn't...

Trent, the guy from Swingers.

Indeed.

Most of the fools who enjoy taunting us are in fact extremely insecure about their own situations, and therefore taunting us is the only way to justify their meager existences.

Those were pretty obvious, but when you're infatuated they slip through like sand. The second post lists some more generic and much more useful information to look out for: *Bump*

Um. What does the "N" stand for? Pinches and shoves are great, but nothing beats tickles!

The Red Zone Girls Examples of girls who are not good ideas to DJ, on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being "easy as pie, and twice the fun", while 10 being "crucifixion would have been more fun than this." = The Needy: Needs you to be available 24/7/365. Calls you constantly. Like a leech, but even...

You as in AFC's, that is. The Approach: New girl in my class. I'd give her a 6 or a 7. Hit on her, remembered my "ABC" and got number. Eternal slickness. Flirty with other girls, most are in awe as I stride down the hall. Feels good. (Interest level of girl around 65%?) The Call: This is where...

Jesus Effing Christ, that's beyond long. There is a wealth of information in it, but its value to other individuals are limited; perhaps if you would be so kind as to provide some more detailed analysis for selected situations, such as the girl with the Yankee cap or the cell phone girl.

Here's another story for you: The scene is in a croweded, narrow, dreary street in some Far East nation a century ago. A puppy whose white fur has long since been covered in dirt from neglect and thin from starvation suddenly finds a few scraps that has fallen from a man's lunch. It eagerly...

That last line was kind of a thorn in my side though: "Just Be Yourself"?

Holy Christ, people. I'm sure you guys are just so DJ that you would rather spend your time arguing via an electronic medium rather than proving to yourself in the real world. Woo-fncking-hoo. Somebody close this already!

Epsilon operative reporting in, sir! Permission to speak freely, sir? Does saying hi as being part of my salesman job count? I definately met and went over the quota yesterday. I'll try to do that today as well. What's interesting is, most people are afraid of eye contact. I'd say hi after...

Ack! Not another math analogy! What if you totally despise math? What if you find that math just isn't your thing? What if, you're gay? Please! Don't compare sex to math! I've watched enough videos about old math professors solving obscure math problems in math class that it turned me off to...

What if you hate math, flunked Calculus, and barely squeaked a 2 on the Calculus AP? What real life situation does that apply to? Am I... gay?!

I can't believe they censored D!ckens! *bump*

En ingles, por favor.