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I can't believe that you have all these opportunities, and you're sitting there contemplating. It's Junior Prom, for God's sake, not a marriage proposal. Grab your balls and get any one of the girls that you've already mentioned. (Personally, if you have a girl to spare, I'll gladly relieve...

What's the point of posting this? If everybody hates him, then get a petition for his eviction going. Alternatively, get everyone to screw with him relentlessly and he'll leave. Simple as that.

If you say so.

Oh my. The IQ level of this thread is dropping at an astronomical rate. I could barely use large words now that I've read through the previous responses.

Blah blah boo hoo. Ok, now for the real meaty part: Don't get mad. Unless you're blind, deaf, dumb, and mute, it's pretty hard to miss the fact that this was just a little TEST. I don't blame you though; we all slip now and then. It's up to us, however, to catch our slips and learn from...

We're all racists to a point. Some racist jokes are supposed to provoke thought and address the issue, while others are downright demeaning. Don't give me that PC crap, but don't push it either. Take, for example: 1) Friend makes cracks at Asians. They're meant as friendly jibes, and (him...

Mystery is best at the beginning, when you are introducing yourself to her for the first time. If she knows a lot about you, it will make her stereotype you before you even get to know her.

It depends on the college you go to, the people you interact with, and your social life. High school is pretty homogenous, but college is generally a change. Of course, I must point out that this question is too general to warrant a response of value. Narrow it down, such as "will I find...

Garlic and onions are the foods of the gods: mere boys like you cannot handle potent ambrosia. You've basically answered your own question: don't eat the stuff that you know will cause bad breath, i.e. fish, strong cheeses, and anything that has a strong taste. I've found that breath strips...

Ah, the nerve of shrinks these days. If there was a single group of people I could deport into the Sun, they would be it. So what? You have such and such syndrome. Big deal. I'm sure we've all heard stories of guys accomplishing big things when they get their arms blown off or are blinded...

"THIS IS NOT A POST ON MASTURBATION"

Ah, that top is so thewper! Like, wow! Like, it's fabuluth when you put on purple vinyl pants on too! Rad!

Vegas, baby, Vegas! Always double down on 11's.

Sign me up: I'm up for a little challenge! Also, May? Come on, I'm itching for it already! Throw us a bone already!

God, it's high school, not a soap opera. If you don't like her, ditch her. It's not like you're a psychoanalyst who can turn her around.

A DJ's in control of the situation, but it's hard when one doesn't have a car to take him where he wants to go. That's my problem: The best I could do is to tell some girl to meet me somewhere, and she gets home when her parents come by to pick her up. She has more control ove the date, and...

Guy: So. Girl: Hehheh. Guy: Uh, um. I- uh, really like you, you know. Girl: Ok? Guy: Well, erhm, just thought I'd mention that. Ehem. Girl: Umm, ok. Guy: Listen, uh, I, uh, really have to, you know, go? Girl: Bye. Guy: Yeah. I'll call you tonight! Girl: (God, what a fncking looser. Hope...

Name: Location: School: Age/Grade: Senior in HS Height/Weight: 5'6", 135 lb Hobbies/Sports: Mountain biking, Aikido 3 Fav. Bands: Everclear, Jay-Z, DJ Sammy Fav Style: Anything that feels good and looks decent. Girlfriend?: High school is so superficial. 4 months until liberation, don't...

Bah! Roadies are too anal and DH only works when you have an actual downward slope to work with; I'd love to see you climb ;) Seriously, though, girls love guys who aren't losers whose hobbies are getting drunk and getting high. Even though it is unfortunate that those seem to be the...

Half a year ago in the pre-Juan stage, I was about to leave, and I wanted to put in some kino. Of course, I chickened out and instead of going for a smack on the lips, my lips landed on her hand. You can imagine how stupid I felt.