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Keep us posted on how it goes with those you bagged. Great job!

HAHAHA! You're 30.

Don't mind my holier than thou attitude. I simply find that a life without unnecessary adulterants is much more satisfying than days spent on an artificial high. I tend to appreciate adrenaline rushes more so than weed. Most "serious" athletes tend to do that. Keep your high standards where...

Did she stare at your left ear for a few seconds? That's usually a sign that you're overcomplicating things.

You don't crap flowers or piss gold, but you sure spew some good stuff that I'm definitely eating up. A rare bump for this gem.

Ass slapping is fun when you're out and about, until you get slapped back with a lawsuit. Personally, I won't go that far unless I'm very familiar with the girl; otherwise, it'd be asking for litigation.

She should be happy she's dead, because her life must have been one bitter POS.

Please note: It's Squirrel Appreciation Day, and I am fncking nuts!

Don't bring up age at all. If confronted, redirect the question, i.e.: Girl: You look like my little brother. Pimp: You only get to be young once. I enjoy stretching my youth. Girl: Ha! Don't we all? Pimp: Oh yeah. At this point, redirect. Pimp: Some people take it overboard though...

Oh yes, most definitely. You should pursue her as much as possible, such as sending her some roses, then proposing marriage a week after that. Tell us how it went in a month, k?

I'd scream in complete confusion once I get out of the sexual haze and realize that the person I'm screwing looks a lot like myself. ASDF!

Let Charisma deflate. He's still on his testosterone high.

His buddy certainly did not respect "bros before hoes". To hell with both of them, but being a big more tactful with it might have helped.

Ever seen Cruel Intentions? I don't think what Sebastian did in the latter half of the movie was justifiable, but the beginning parts were golden.

She's immature.

If she didn't remember your name, she doesn't have the right to call you daddy when your **** is in her.

The girl's using this extended visit to test your mettle. Show her who the real player is.

Dear God.

You've killed it, Chevy.

Oxide's got it. I'd prefer to use a whip, but to each his own.