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ANDREW DICE CLAY: Hey, is that your chick there? GUY IN THE AUDIENCE: Yeah! DICE: Damn she's pretty hot! GUY: Yeah,.. DICE: You been together a while? GUY: Almost a year. DICE: Nice. She faithful to you? GUY: Oh yeah. DICE: She good in bed? GUY: *nods head enthusiastically* DICE: She...

That was the best and the worst time of my life. I couldn't enjoy the Vicodin because the dry sockets hurt so bad.

Never tell me the odds. The problem with acknowledging 'luck' is that as human beings it's a survival trait for us to focus more on negative, painful experiences rather than reflect on good ones since by doing so we increase our caution level for repeating the same mistakes, and endangering our...

Every man wants a slut. He just wants her to be HIS slut. What I find interesting about the conflicts of focusing on an idealized woman is that guys have similar parallels with women in this respect. Look at what we're discussing here - the trade off between loyalty, fidelity, motherly...

Iron Rule of Tomassi #6 Never root through the garbage once you drag the can to the curb. You get dirty, your neighbors see you do it and you rarely find what you thought was worth digging for. It will always be time better spent developing a new plate (or 3) than attempting to repair an old...

Thank you counselor, the prosecution rests its case.

Heh, perhaps, but the Godfather of modern communism was Karl Marx, a man. I can see the progression, but I think that's a bit of a stretch since it presumes that women can't learn the merits of equity or men the value of equality. Especially without knowing the parameters and context of the...

All this is is an overt observation of what women understand from a very early age - women's sexual marketability declines with age, while men's (should) increases as they age. All women have conditions (prerequisites) for men in order for them to become intimate (sexual) with them; he's got...

Now read this and see if it doesn't put all of this nonsense into perspective: Is there anything good about men? This will open your eyes as to why these girls think this.

I thought this was brilliant. I may even drag this over to the high school forum since I think this message is severely lacking in how we raise boys into Men. There used to be a time when some cultures had a rite of manhood or a passing into adult responsibility and respect. Jews have a Bar...

This should be required reading for the Mature and the High School forums: Is there anything good about men? I realize it's a long read, but you'll get a much better, and more balanced understanding about gender differences, feminism and how the sexes have evolved socially and...

If you are in an LTR, you are by definition NOT Spinning Plates Go to the back of the class. Review. Come back when you're ready for the next lesson.

If you had a GF who was smoking hot, well adjusted mentally, loyal, would make a good mother, came from a good family, etc. etc., but would only ever begrudgingly have sex with you, in missionary position only, never consider giving you head, and only once a month because she thought that sex...

Why not? I think one of the biggest mistakes guys against a 3 Strikes rule make is assuming that it means a guy would be so preoccupied with sex that you couldn't wait for 4-6 dates, and in your case months. They assume that a 3 Strikes rule (or any rule dependent upon sexual reciprocation)...

Candles were made for sex. Mrs. Tomassi and I will get after it in the afternoon sun occasionally and it's good sex, but nothing compared to an evening with about 8 candles lit. Then the lingerie comes out, etc. etc.,... I realize it defies male logic, but the hotter a woman is the more...

The topic of inter-gender friendship is always going to be one of these debates where guys with close ties to women they consider friends are going to get their fur up when another guy calls the validity of that friendship into question - even casually, but especially in general. On practically...

She doesn't have "trust" issues, she has desire issues. She has no desire to ƒuck you.