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What else could you of said?? Some of them would offered to wrestle an argument out of you until she got an answer, but for her to just leave...http://i.imgur.com/MXaLbQk.gif

Her pûssy better be tight as fûck if she says shît like that!

I see no advantage to that....nope http://i.imgur.com/4a530.gif

Yeah, yeah, yeah...they can suck a FAT one...keep working out, men. Shaming people because they are fit should be punishable by fûcking law.

Dating is so fûcked up right now, it's ridiculous. 9 million ways of connecting people through technology, yet everyone seems to be getting more and more delusional and estranged.

EVERY comic gets heckled, it's part of the job. It's clear as day that stand up comedy is not for her. Try heckling Lisa Lampanelli and see what she does to you. This is just a semi pro that folded under the heckling of some tool in a country club. Imagine a full fledged comedy club like The...

This makes me wanna shît test a chick's honor so bad. Great post.

Aaaaah, the ole "put your number in my phone" trick. That shît works. Even if they weren't interested, they always obliged to that tactic. They've got your phone in their hand and they can't say no hahah. Let us know how it turns out.

Dinner??? Fûckin Starbucks that shît, she ain't you wife yet. Keep it cheap man.

That's when the game is over, she told you she's not interested, basically. Anything besides a graceful exit at this point will only make you look inexperienced.

Just stick with it, and put the worse ahead of the good, for that is why you blew up on her. You can't let some crazy bıtch destroy your social circle, and mainly your life. Own your decision, and don't let anyone shame you for anything. Fück those articles written by professional AFC's who...

The "why him, not me" state is a pretty shıtty place to be, I know it well. However, don't believe the grass is greener on the other side, because it's not. You're just seeing the facade. One day boytoy will get it just like you did, one day her husband will divorce her, one day her life will...

Once you realize all the bullshıt and fückery that is present in the world, and how to be a real man on your own terms, your dıck will get hard for many mornings, bud.

If you want some funny shıt and to listen to a real alpha, subscribe to The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast. Give it about 2 months, and tell me how you view the world after that. Always 100% truth spoken.

Get off social media and stick to real world encounters, you know, where it fücking matters!

I wouldn't of dropped her, but kept her as a FWB, that's all you can do with that type of chick. I've learned my lessons while growing up in my 20's with the whole orbiting thing. It does less than zero for you. So now, when I don't play the orbiter game, those bıtches disappear without a...

You avoid her like the plague when her friend is with her. Text or call her directly and talk only to her. Keep it straightforward and simple, it's none of that uggo's binnis what her friend doe with her puṣṣy.

Pro Tip: If you're gonna lock eyes with some chick for an extended period, make sure your path before you is clear, and you don't trip over a sidewalk crack and end up falling chin-first into a pile of fresh dog shıt.

That's what happens when you try and stick a hot dog in a key hole.