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  1. VladPatton

    Choosing the most attractive haircut

    That fûckin man-bun needs to be outlawed.
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    Women use GUILT to control men

    Unless you do something truly fûcked up, never embrace guilt. It's a method for people to control you or manipulated you.
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    What do you think of a woman who can't cook?

    That's just another modern, shît quality woman, that's all. And the guy is a chump for choosing her to be his wife. They will become ill when older, their children will follow, and the rest will pay. All I know is if I get a huge house with a bangin kitchen, I'm cooking in that motherfûcker...
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    Red flags galore

    You gotta be fûcking with us, right? There are porn stars cleaner than that bonafide cûm dumpster. Holy fûckballs, man.
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    Found out my girlfriend of 5 months had had sex with 30-40 men

    Hope you learned your lesson to never ask that question again. Damn...40...fûckin hotdog down the hallway, son!
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    Duchess of Game at 19.

    You just met a young twit that has the attention span of a goldfish when you're not directly in front of her. What did you seriously expect from a young goth chic in 2015 that is addicted to her iPhone? Not even worthy of making a post, man. Next her immediately, this is the epitome of low...
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    ultimate chump, funny story from a few months ago

    As soon as you don't oblige to their rules, they'll look for the next AFC to manipulate. This "game" thing really is a big illusion. If the girl has hidden agendas, you're not getting in her pants. If all she wants is another orbiter, you're not getting in her pants. And so on. If she wants to...
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    The sudden pullback - how do you deal with it?

    I'd of been so pissed after that blue ball session that I would of deleted her phone before she got in the cab. I just have zero patience for côck teasin. Instinctually, it would of been correct, since her interest dropped down to zero. Fûck that, good riddance, man.
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    kino you use on group date?

    Stop doing group dates, they are not dates. Nothing lands you in the friend zone faster than a fûckin group date.
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    online dating - are they stupid?!!

    You'll never find a filet mignon dinner in a dumpster, man.
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    when they get pissed that you are not AFC

    You've been here for a while, bro, come on. This is a bûllshît game she's trying to play. Key word here is "trying". Your best defense is too be too busy for her shît. Which, in turn, you actually SHOULD be too busy to involve yourself in this high school drama. Act aloof, enjoy the...
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    what does 'we will catch up soon' mean?

    The guys gave great advice here. I'd like to add that if she doesn't reply to 2 of your texts, then just do yourself a favor and delete her ass. You can be sure beyond a shadow of a doubt that she's not interested in you. People that are interested in you, your skills, or your money, will move...
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    Should I message her?

    I wouldn't bother with such a setup. It's awkward as fûck already and doesn't feel natural, that's why you're asking advice. It's some girl you've never met in a different town, shît is kind of against you, man. And to top it off, it looks like you complained to grandma that you can't get ass...
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    when a girl ignores you back

    This girl has got you by the short and curlies, you have zero control here. Just wait for her to tell you what's next, that's all.
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    Manspreading

    And the thing that NYC does is that they will turn EVERYTHING they can into a fineable, taxable means of revenue. It's getting really disgusting, now this sh!t. The manly man is gonna be seen as a beast and a sub-human soon. SoSuave will be shut down and all our nuts are goin into a grinder...
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    Manspreading

    The battle continues. Now NYers have to deal with THIS pu$$ification: http://rt.com/usa/263473-nyc-subway-manspreading-arrests/ Basically, sit like a good lil b!tch and be more womanly-like. Fvck that, I stand on the subway.
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    A wow quality woman demanding the earth

    Fûckin whacky ass bîtch, son.
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    Lol... A woman reveals how she scored her dream guy by playing hard-to-get

    You can't have both parties playing the game, it nulls itself and nothing works.
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    oh Lawd ---- Dear Abby section ----

    See, that's the thing, you can't really hide jack shît from your "wife"! That's it, son, she's in on the deal, like it or not. If you have a million dollar house, 50% of that is her's by law. Look, just don't get married and if you do, consult a team of lawyers to protects your shît. Put it all...
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    Beware, trannies are now doing voice training!

    Been there, bro...fûcker looked like JLo! I got duped lol
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