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  1. VladPatton

    Wants to be just friends. What should I say?

    Good game plan, just stick to it now. She's looking for other options. Let her hit you up on her own. If she cares, she will, if she's riding the cawk carousel, she'll be busy swallowing meat swords. See what happens.
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    Any tips for a first date from a dating site?

    ^^^This right here...is all you need to know. Sound advice that has been posted in this site thousands of times.
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    Advice on this text

    Put her on the back burner for a few weeks. About a month or so. See if she hits you up. If she doesn't, she's got a few orbiters to keep busy with and you're not exactly in the high priority loop. Bye, Felicia!
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    Women that (sometimes) *squirt* when they cvm

    I say surprise him. Let the juice loose, baby, and see homeboy's reaction. If he can't take it, c'est la vie!
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    Sometimes it just feels so fvcking hopeless

    Just stop giving a fvck, broski. Have a mentality of "whatever happens is cool, and whatever doesn't happen is cool, as well". There are worse problems in the world than a bunch of mediocre chicks flaking on you. We all wanna get that sexy nympho girl, but sometimes you have to let yourself...
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    Declined kiss on quasi-date

    Hit the Next Button on that Ukrainian wh0re.
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    How to respond to hot+cold test?

    YOU should be the one doing the hot and cold treatment, not her. She has the full power and holds the wheel. Stop calling her, act busy, and see if she gives a sh1t to test you to hang out. If not, guess what, she's not interested. Even a fat ugly fvck will get his cell blown up by a chick...
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    Betas in the restaurant on a double date, lmao

    This sh!t is rampant everywhere. Don't be one of these douches.
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    Did I get put in F.Z b/c 1. She just got out LTR or 2. She doesnt find me attractive ??

    Jump ship, she's not interested. She's going to use the "let's be friends" card until she finds a c0ck to ride, then tell you she has a boyfriend. Classic scenario. Don't set yourself up for the aggravation.
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    Painful date with a girl in her late 20s looking for a longterm at her terms

    ...that's when I would of aborted mission, fvck that sh!t.
  11. VladPatton

    Guys I need input on this plate

    Stick with it, but don't put super effort in it for now, you never know. If you're free, go out. If you're not having a good time and you feel she's looking for a girlfriend with a d!ck, drop her and don't waste your time and money.
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    Tramp stamps, tatoos, piercings, gipsy nails and stuff...its an apocalypse

    I don't go for sh!t I don't like, simple as that. You're not going to be able to stop this trend of barbells through noses any time soon. You just have to look the other way. If you're shopping for Ford trucks you don't look at Smart cars.
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    She said I'm playing hard to get...

    That's when you drop her. I see it as a sign of low interest. Hey, if you've got the time to chase and chase with minimal gain, be my guest, but for the most part, you'll be wasting your time.
  14. VladPatton

    When do you call out a woman on her bs?

    You just don't play along. Walking away is your greatest weapon.
  15. VladPatton

    What is one easy way to really improve confidence quickly?

    Eat right, work out, wear clothes that make you feel good, and make good money. Give as little fux as possible to petty things and you'll be on a good path b
  16. VladPatton

    Society thinks men need a woman in their lives

    You answer this when asked: "I can't. I just pump and dump, it's all I know, man!" Have a few dozen naked amateur chicks from tumblr on your phone as proof helps. Obscure asses, tits, faces, etc. People need to really shut the fûck up with their questions about people that don't conform to...
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    Any one been to Greece?

    They're probably so nationalistic that they won't even bang you if you ain't Greek!
  18. VladPatton

    Asking female friends for potential plates.

    Completely AFC, in my opinion. You look like a desperate, no pûssy getting motherfûcker. Girls will never want you to be successful In your sexual conquests. Its like asking a deer how to hunt other deers. Get your own poontang, don't verbalized your despair, and always get your own girl.
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    Is using heartbreak as motivation healthy?

    No. Get over the heartache and move on. Start over from square one, and don't look back, always forward.
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