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This is the shît right here. Best strategy you can do. Time to shît or get off the pot.

10. I'll call you. Also valid for females who don't know what the fûck they want out of life.

Be a bad asś motherfûcker with a good income that shows them a good time, and they could give two fücks about your age. In fact, YOU should be the one giving a shît about THEIR age. A hot 22 year old may be great in bed, but can also be an embarrassment in certain social situations.

Almost all girls I say I have a motorcycle to want a ride on the back. At least the ones that are down for some action. Shît never fails.

She should contact some strong woman feminist groups to help her out. There is going to be a huge trend in single moms in the upcoming years.

It's amazing. It's like these girls read the same manual. I found out this one girl I was crazy after during my 20's is recently separated with teenage kid. She just said fûck it and left the bastard. And yup, the cute messages and emojis on Facebook Suddenly pop up. "We should meet some time...

Oh yeah, they go for guys like they were female from birth.

Yep. It'll happen more and more in the near future. This trans was a cross between Sofia Vergara and J.Lo. I jumped for a date luckily split. Next thing you know I got a text saying it's a TX Female. I deleted her in a heartbeat and blocked the number. The Hispanic, Philipino, and Asian are the...

Briffault's Law, that's the one! Thanks. Someone on my social media was saying something to this effect and I wanted to throw a link at them.

...that states how women are looking for a provider, a husband, and will quickly get rid of you when you are not of value to them anymore. Thanks in advance.

You delete that ho, yo.

I 'll cut them a bit shorter in length, and put on my best Oscar-worthy performance so she suspects nothing, and let her think sh!t is going her way. I'll delete and block her number while walking to the car because I'll never see her again.

Listen to the fine gents giving you advice. Agree with her about not getting too close, and send her packing. She doesn't want to be held accountable for banging dudes abroad, basically, while you're here drawing pink hearts with her name inside them on your calendar. Fvck that! LDR's are a...

Bro, send her back to her boyfriend to make him dinner and wash his brown stained diapers, then tell her to knock on your door when she wants to get boned good and proper. That's it. Get with this chick, and you'll be the bf one day that gets cheated on. Don't be a momo. Enjoy the ride while...

Treat them the same. No one is making you stick your d!ck in them involuntarily. Expand your social circle. Next thing you know, they have a bangin hot cousin and you'll get mad points for being a 'cool mofo'. Instant new chick right there.

Very true, but in Astoria, it's all Greek, and they're not too keen on you if you aren't one of them. Worst girls to game were the Greek ones. You could be a fat bald fvck and you'll get a cute Greek chick, but if you aren't Greek, forget it. This is from my experience...

Exactly. You can be covered in sh!t, but if they like you, they'll say yes to you. On the contrary, if they dry heave at your mere appearance, you can have on an Armani suit and they'll tell you to fvck off.

Yeah, you fvcked that one up, lol. All you had to say was "nice meeting you at the wedding". Second text to set something up. That's it. Always have a point to sending that text.

I would of stopped messaging after "that's sounds ominous, any particular reason or just for a drink?" The fvck does that even mean???? Unless you get an enthusiastic "cool, let's do it" or a "would love to", then forget it, she's col on you. Fvck dancing like a monkey for the b!tch, why do...

It's what the world wants you to do. Be a beta providing b!tch while your super awesome feministic harridan of a wife controls your life. Look around, you see this sh!t everywhere. There are, however, cool people that have their third eye open and are critical thinkers that don't buy into...