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Hmmm? I wonder why Warren Buffett hasn't bought me a second yacht yet? The first one is just for show. This is the opposite of my previous post. Completely idiotic.

This is one of the greatest, most succinct, phrases I have ever read. Just perfect.

You did: "You ain't my bro, chumpy." "I think you heard me just fine palooka."

You're still dodging the question. How is he at fault when she broke her side of their agreed arrangement? You do not have the vaguest of ideas about what leverage is. Leverage is when you have something to supplement either a positive or a negative outcome within the aspect of a given goal...

You're problem is you're overlooking the single most important aspect of this discussion to appease yourself of the fact that you cannot tell a woman no. This will cause you more harm then a bullet. It's your life. I don't give a sh!t. The most important aspect is that SHE faulted on their...

Ass. Read and ingest my words before you vomit your garbage. Charities do not have any expectation. They have hope that you'll help them.

You confuse BAD MANNERS with expectation. Expectation = supplication. You're over simplifying this whole issue. You're trying too hard to beat people over the head with your idealist mentality of giving. It's when you give without recieving anything in return when it becomes...

It's NOT normal which is why this brother stands out so remarkably. He did the right thing. He made her accountable for her portion of the trip. You're the one who's normal. Giving in to her every whim and for what? Nothing. You get nothing but the whole bill while this brother is kicking his...

Is it the music or the lack of muffler?

You remember her daily is how she'll continue to live. My express sorrow for your loss brother. Reconcile yourself that she is no longer physically tormented and her spirit is now free to roam. My best to you.

Both McAfee and PC-cillin gobble up too much resources for any usefullness they provide. Stay away from them. I use AVG because it will not run consecutively and incessantly in the background.

"Do you have worms?" I hate this fruity commercial garbage. I use AVG. That's it.

This seems to be one of those cases.

Answer your own question. Only a man who follows his own advice can be credible enough to lead. I'll wait for your reply.

Scotch is one of those rare treats we don't have the capacity to appreciate or understand until you've gone through quite a bit of other whisk(e)y's. I had my introduction to it at my brother's wedding reception. I had stopped counting after 27 Jack and Diet Coke's when my brother's...

I'm running the 7036 beta of Windows 7 as I write this (no codename as yet) with minimal issues and a very low ram run. This tells me that Microsoft is not prioritizing the next XBOX system. They're gearing up for the next OS. Sucks because I adore my 360 and have had zero issues with it...

Why is it always the most obvious questions I overlook?

I'd suggest WINAVI as a conversion tool. Use Nero to edit and burn. Premiere is too sophisticated for such a minimal task.

If you jump on top of her then masturbate into her vagina she's not going to feel anything except a cvm trashcan. Your cvm trashcan. You need to breathe. You need to speak to her slowly, while making sincere eye contact. Touch her heart through your gaze and with the softness of your...

A lump of freshly churned nutbutter sliding down from her eyebrow, unintentionally, glueing her eyes shut is a much more memorable gift.