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make her think you're a sure thing, and then she'll be like "wtf?" when you're suddenly the unattainable. just mess with her head a little. she shouldn't get mad at your apathy towards him if you put in a humorous light. and i don' think that's true. you wait till she dumps him and then go in...

For the love of GOD, you need to get some balls or something! You sound like me, eight months ago! Get your own woman. There's enough of them to go around, no need to lay your hands on another man's property. You don't really want this girl, you only want her (fill in blank). Find another girl...

Think about it this way... when you two go to college (unless you're going to the same college, of course) you'll stop being friends anyway. So go for it!

My advice is, don't think of this as a problem. I don't exactly see how having a date is a bad thing. Just don't go to an Italian restaurant.

Is it just me, or does anyone else have this thing with their gf's hair? I love the smell of my woman's hair.

Were I you, I would simply ask out any girl I thought was attractive. And if for some strange reason they all said no, then I'd start moving to the undesirables. And if that failed, I would go alone and then find a girl once I'm there. There's no law that says you need to go with someone...

Go up behind her, put your hands over her breasts and say "guess who!" I do not recommend this if she already has a guy, or if she is the violent type. All it takes is for you to say, somehow, that you want something from her, and whether or not she gives it to you is only a question of DJ...

lol *smiley*

So there's this girl. Duh. And I'm totally in love, like cloud nine, shot full of arrows, having trouble speaking to her in love. I've been able to get by on my natural Don Juan-hood, but every time I try to ask her out I end up stammering and stuttering. There's something about her that makes...

Ask them if they remember you, and then ask them what they're doing at [location] and then ask if you can get together again sometime and talk some more. Never ask to go out. Girls will always "get together" with you, like 90% of the time. But "going out" scares them. And I'm not trying to be...

GIRLS HAVE HAIR?!?!?! I really gotta take my eyes off of their breasts once in a while.

So naive, so innocent. every girl's menstrual cycle is different, you should know that. so next time you see her, just be like "hey, when's your next period?" The only 100% way to prevent future generations from happening is abstinence. when you do sex ed in school, you'll learn this. if i...