Sex..

[wh01987]

Me and my GF are really open. Well we have been goin out for bout 9 days now and I told her basicly my first time I would like it to be with her. Then later she was all you know what I feel the same way. So I think soon we should be doing "it" (haha has anyone seen that 70s show do "it" )

Heres the question. Ok I was at my real moms house and stepdads and they gave me glow in the dark, banana flavored and strawberry flavored condoms! Yes I know crazy but now u know why i dont live with them. Anyway are these novelty or will they work? I believe they say spermacide and they got em from the health department they are like here we have plenty we get em there.. So will these work?

Also any other tips on how to start it cuz now i know we both want sex ... and any tips on how to do it.. we both virgins well she said she is.. I feel stupid

 

[oakraiderz2]

Just go buy some very sensitive ones. TO get it started just start making out and then give it some time then start to finger her or rub her boobs or sumthing and get it started and going from there.

 

[dbot]

I doubt that the health department would give you faulty condoms.

 

[wh01987]

Thanks.. Oh and sensitive condoms? uhmm will the ones I have work? Or will the ones in the bathrooms in stores work the quarter per pop ones.. I dont wanna go buy a box of condoms at the store if i dont have to thad be embarassing


Ok he posted that when i was posting this--------

 

[crunchtime]

Originally posted by wh01987
Thanks.. Oh and sensitive condoms? uhmm will the ones I have work? Or will the ones in the bathrooms in stores work the quarter per pop ones.. I dont wanna go buy a box of condoms at the store if i dont have to thad be embarassing


Ok he posted that when i was posting this--------

The condoms you have are fine. You shouldn't be embarassed about buying condoms. It's not a big deal.

 

[On_the_Top]

embrassing, fcuk it!, I'll go buy condoms during church service.

 

[Eventide]

Thanks.. Oh and sensitive condoms? uhmm will the ones I have work? Or will the ones in the bathrooms in stores work the quarter per pop ones.. I dont wanna go buy a box of condoms at the store if i dont have to thad be embarassing

I'm pretty sure that by "sensitive condoms" he means super thins, which are thinner so that you can feel more.

You need to find out how much sexual experience she has. If she has had little or none, you will need to slowly work you way into it, over the course of a few weeks or even months. Start with making out, and work your way up (or should I say down ).

This serves a couple of purposes. First of all, you two won't be clueless at to what to do with eachothers bodies, and, second of all, it will allow you time to get her vagina stretched out a little bit so that the first time won't be too painful or uncomfortable for the both of you.

I'd hate to break it to you, but if its her first time don't expect it to be some scene of an awesome pornography where you end up bending her over her bead, flipping her around, and ending in an extravagent facial that looks like its straight out of an amateur flick.

More than likely, it will be rather painful for her, and therefore unpleasurable for you. Remember, she's been relatively closed up down there for the majority of her life, and, depending on her passed experiences, could be uncomfortably tight.

Heres some reading that might be useful for you . I guess it wouldn't too inappropriate for a shamless plug here either.

Edit: And I'd hate to sound rude, but if you aren't mature enough to buy your own condoms, then you probably aren't mature enough to be having sex.

 

[Drug_L0rd]

FUK!!! I WANT PUZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

 

[punkrockpylot]

Originally posted by crunchtime
You shouldn't be embarassed about buying condoms. It's not a big deal.

yeah, i went into a grocery store to buy a box before a party once (just in case) and the only person working was this girl. she was more embarassed than i was... i just thought id share that story...i thought it was pretty funny...

 

[mynameisrobert]

****it

only 9 days and your going to do it with her?? you impatient prick, why are you even going out with her?? you might as well just have a 1 night stand for your first time. send me a reply in 2 days when you break up with her, or when you ask her to be your wife.

 

[wh01987]

lol no i decided i will probly wait longer but just incase.. if i hava rubber do they needa be on the pill too? or is it ok with just a condom

BUMP

Oh and what the odds of a rubber breakin and uhmm if we be doin it on halloween its the end of the month is that when the girls most likely to get pregnant cuz if it breaks... ahhh i probly and overthinking

 

[wh01987]

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[dbot]

Originally posted by On_the_Top
embrassing, fcuk it!, I'll go buy condoms during church service.

hahaha

 

[4nando]

So naive, so innocent. every girl's menstrual cycle is different, you should know that. so next time you see her, just be like "hey, when's your next period?"

The only 100% way to prevent future generations from happening is abstinence. when you do sex ed in school, you'll learn this. if i were you, i'd get some spermicide-laced Trojans, night-before pills, morning-after pills, a couple diaphragms, some sponges, a clean set of bedsheets, and a readily-available Coke douche. And a good book to read while she's crying in the bathroom.

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by 4nando
and a readily-available Coke douche. And a good book to read while she's crying in the bathroom.

Coke douche? Hell no!! Douche cause more harm then good in women...Even worse if it's soda!!! Good god man...Though the book isn't a bad idea.

 

[4nando]

lol *smiley*

 

[Iv4]

Uhh whats wrong with ****ing someone withouth knowing them for like 15 years?

I'm a little paranoid(mainlybecause f past experiance)but the only ruber you should use is the non novelty stff from a pharmacy.

Ona side note if its your first time at it you might want to fo someone with more experiance...