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Originally posted by Jeremymichael situation girl I like, seems to like me. Drink and laugh alot in bar Me ask for phone number, as she ask for help moving a sun bed. Why are you talking like Tarzan? Me think she want you as free muscle move furniture Get phone number. Me text later...

Somehow, I find this difficult to believe. You Brits must have your mobiles superglued to the sides of your faces if you use them more than Americans. They're a pox on society.

That's funny stuff, STA. And makes a good point too.

Did you ever go to a friend's house when you were a kid and the family culture was for people to yell and scream at each other? I don't want any part of this at all. Avoid women from these kinds of families where yelling is the accepted form of communication. This problem seems to be...

Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?

Get rid of your mobile phone. Why do you have to be present and accounted for at all times?

Killer, That's just the way I am. If there is one thing I will not tolerate it is screaming. There are appropriate venues for screaming...sporting events, concerts, haunted houses. In my face is not an appropriate venue. I won't put up with it at all. And I make that very clear early...

For a first date, if I ask, I really don't think paying is a big problem. In fact, the way to handle it is to pay like you crap out hundred dollar bills every night. That way you aren't supplicating because you don't even give a crap. This is, of course, much easier when you are a bit older...

Glad you added that it was BS at the end, RK. I was going to start acting like her perfect man.

Fifth date...you should be laying pipe if you aren't already. Do you feel compelled to take her "out" somewhere? It would be better for you just to take her in and slip her the salami.

How do you know? Did the Iraqi Information Minister tell you that she isn't banging him?

Looks like you got kicked to the curb for someone else. And now you want to try to win her back? Are you out of your friggin' mind? First of all, you won't get her back. She had enough of you and upgraded. You do, however, stand to humiliate yourself tremendously by trying to get her...

He means we are tired of lame posts like yours. Talk to her, try to generate some kind of interest, number close, and move from there. Right now, you don't have anything worth posting about. You met a girl. Big deal. You don't know if she's interested or not. Know how to find out...

I've been trying to be open-minded, but every time women come to this board it winds up being more of a distraction than anything useful. There have been quite a few distractions lately.

Not for your life expectancy.

Notice how she says "she is going to break up with her boyfriend." It's never "I broke up with my boyfriend." Drop her in a cocaine hearbeat. She's not going to break up with her boyfriend.

If your screen name is any indicator, I'm assuming that you are 32 years old (as am I). You should know that steamy makeout sessions are supposed to be leading somewhere. Don't start what you aren't ready to finish. Any makeout session that lasts longer than a minute should be leading to...

Old Navy is the biggest scam in the fashion world. That stuff is so low quality you're lucky if it survives two times through the dryer. You can get higher quality clothes at Target.

That's cool, dude. But I predict that she hasn't broken up with her boyfriend and that she is just stringing you along for the attention. Lots of girls can't help it. They're wired that way. Hope I'm wrong.