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How's this? Homo Pie Ingredients: 1 Pooki Bake in 450 degree oven until crispy. Smear in excrement, serve to trolls.

GC, I've been in several LTRs myself. One lasted as long as three years. Another for two and a half. A couple of about a year. And quite a few in the six month range or so. I'm not dissing it at all. I like them as well. But in my humble opinion, once you get into the LTR (beyond the...

Take Tesque's advice. Don't email her back. There's nothing left to say.

We've all been there quite a few times. If you haven't in the past, then you haven't been trying and you wouldn't need this board. We all know dating is a numbers game. No one has 100% success. If you success rate is too high then you aren't trying hard enough and setting your standards...

It is possible to get out, but typically doesn't go as well as it would if you had started correctly from the beginning. The situation that absolutely must be avoided is this: Don't be in the friend zone hoping that she will change her mind. If you find yourself in that zone, back way...

It wasn't even any good the first time. And then we find out it's all you have? You're not very good at this are you? I've got you bent over a log like Ned Beatty. I've ejaculated over your pimply face, made you toss my salad, and fistphucked your mother, and you come back with the...

Come up with something funny and I'll keep the insult "contest" going. But you don't have any material so it's too boring. I'll take the victory by knockout.

We really must work on your insulting repertoire. You really need some new material, scrotumlicker.

But you're my b!tch. As we all can see so clearly. It just keeps getting worse for you doesn't it, my little flower? Good night, little b1tch. I love the way you waggle your gay little tongue for me, little girl.

We could slide a coke can right up your AIDS infested bottom sideways after that throttlefvcking.

I'm bending you over the scorer's table and throttlehumping you like a $20 Mexican street***** and you come back with.... b*tch. I'm churning your sorry white ass like a butter. Good night now, my own personal prisonb!tch.

Dude, I'm wiping the floor with your AIDS infested carcass and you come back with.... b*tch. This has Dallas 52, Buffalo 17 written all over it, jizzgargler.

You got nothing, do you? Heeheeheeheeheeeheee.

InLaws, wake up and smell the decomposing gerbil that you asphyxiated up your deviant backside. We all have a right to make our points here. You are the halfwit that insists on insulting others. Simply ignore threads that you aren't interested in and leave the debate to those who are...

I respectfully spoke to him. It's you that is ruining the thread-- you haven't added anything worthwhile and relies on insults of those who have a different opinion, InLawsGangRapeMe. I wouldn't walk across the steet to evacuate my bladder on you if you were on fire, you sniveling sack of...

The WHY isn't as important as the HOW to defeat the fear, amigo.

That's the reason I reposted, GC...because I thought it was an interesting argument and I had missed it. I had no idea what nerves I would hit with some of these guys who are in LTR's but still want to think of themselves as "DJs." So what is a DJ? Well, everyone seems to have their own...

At least one person was able to respectfully agree (Girl Crazy). Too bad so many had to rant (InLawsHumpMe) and then pathetically disguise their rants by accusing me of ranting. I am here only for discussion, not to be insulted by gutless, inferior suckbutts who can't put together a...

Hey jackasses, Ever wonder why there's not LTR forum on this website? Stick to snuggling, cooking your girlfriends spaghetti, and watching American Idol on the idiot box. I have as much right to post here and disagree with you as you have with me. InLaws, If you want to defend...

InLaws...if you aren't interested, then don't click on the thread like Pavlov's dog answering the dinner bell.