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You have to admit, douchebag ex pianoforte is one of the most effective trolls ever in the brief history of sosuave. He just feeds off negativity like flies to sh1t. There's no way he actually holds down a job or has friends. Good job, douchebag! Newhotness

Flush this piece of garbage named deus down the toilet.

Well, this is indeed the mindset I have. I need to act on it. Everytime. Thanks bro.

I realized one of the chicks I thought was checking me out was just checking herself out. I thought this girl in the gym was checking me out yesterday. I saw her at the gym again today and it turns out she is just checking out her own form in the mirror on the exercise bike. I tried starting up...

...but refuse to look me in the eye. They are constantly staring over their shoulder in my direction, but look right past me. If I try to make eye contact with them, they turn away immediately. Why are these girls too shy simply to look me in the eye? They'll look my way fifty times but not once...

Yeah, I should elaborate. I've made it a point recently to go out better dressed, even for normal things like groceries. I try to coordinate everything I wear and have good body language. I have a pretty thin athletic body, so I'm definitely not fat. I don't stare at people, but I'll glance...

I've noticed something very strange recently. Whenever I go out (to run errands or whatever), I've noticed that girls stop talking around me. It doesn't matter how loudly or boisterously, once I appear, it just stops. They'll stop talking and then just start whispering in each other's ear. Once...

Well, based on this response, I find you to be a boorish, insensitive ass. Since you don't believe in kid gloves and since we are all adults, in the mature forum, you could not possibly take offense to my response either. I believe in closing also, obviously, but so much of your post is...

There's a situation that came up recently concerning a girl I've known for a while (several months). We were actually co workers but we never really spoke. Turns out she found another job at the mall, and I ran into her at her new place, a clothing store, by coincidence. I notice her (she is...

Wow, you are guys are so cynical! I'm not sure if you get this or not, but people who work in convenience stores DO NOT work on commission! Duh! Also, I tried shoes on as an excuse to talk to the girl! Double duh! This type of cynicism affects your results. PS: I'm asking a question, not making...

Clarification The thing that's confusing for me is that I have a hard time distinguishing between a "sexual" stare and an "aggressive" stare. I've put my foot in my mouth plenty of times before with my sarcasm, so sometimes I expect people to get upset. But with these sales girls I usually just...

I was at a convenience store the other day, and decided to hit on the sales girl there. Man, she was hot. 8, 8.5 easily. The reason I hit on her was because she was so friendly last time. I see her walk by, recognize her, and just ask her whether the shoes I was trying on looked good on me...

lol, that makes sense now. I was talking to these two girls once, a blonde and brunette. I tried so hard talking to both girls at once. If i talked to one exclusively for more than a few seconds, the other one would start looking away and pouting, so I had to give her some more attention. Then...

One thing I've noticed recently is that when I start talking to girls in two sets, I'll notice usually, the friend of the girl I'm gaming is usually looking at me with complete hostility. For example, on Friday, I'm walking down the street and this very hot brunette starts talking to me when...

Hey bro, I recommend you just PM the OP with your digits, and edit this post accordingly.

By talking to them and attempting to close.

After posting four hundred times, you're still posting a question like this? Think about how useful this board has been to you if that's the case.

oic, you actually BELIEVE that you can mathemetically prove whether a girl you've never seen is attracted to a guy you've never seen. Dude, do you have any idea how stupid you sound?! I call troll here.

This has to be the worst example of dipsh1t keyboard jockey bullsh1t ever written. Dude, do you even know what a girl is?

Five r's, Wouldn't it be great if every approach invitation were as straightforward as yours, lol? I get those too, but just as often, a girl will stare and then smirk at me, or stare and then not be willing to talk to me. Staring is a very unreliable indicator of how a girl will react later...