I acknowledge and accept my GENETIC FLAWS and realize I cannot do a f*ckin thing about them, so I move on to something else that I can actually improve about myself. I have a lot more to complain about when it comes to height than you do. Do you see me crying about it here on this forum though?Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
I'm somewhere between 5'8 and 5'9 (usually closer to 5'8 but sometimes I try to measure it in such a way that gets me to 5'9 =P ), and regardless of some statistics on a piece of paper saying I'm within an inch or so of the average, out there in the real world I'm still shorter than 95% of guys I see. Sometimes I wonder if that stastic seems way off because it's taking into account a bunch of hispanics or something (they're typically a lot shorter than white people), and, especially in my area, I don't exactly consider them "competition". It's quite rare that I run into a white guy who's as short as me, and it's always a little disconcerting that whenever I see any guy who's the least bit shorter than me, I think to myself, "damn, that guy looks short".
Also, I have noticed that a lot of attractive girls are at least as tall as me. I sort of have specific/picky tastes when it comes to looks, but I sometimes it seems I walk around for a day and the vast majority of girls I see who I find really attractive are an inch or so taller than me. I don't get why that is, but it just is. And no my attraction to them has nothing to do with their height.....it's all 1) how cute their face is and 2) if they're not chubby.
I mean I'm short, right? So wtf am I supposed to do now? F*ckin sit and worry about my height all the damn time and ask why the almighty decided to smite me with these vertically challenged genes?
If I took the pathetic mentality you little b!tches are showing me here and applied it to myself, I probably would think my chances of getting an HB were next to nothing since I'd be so concerned about how f*ckin short I am. F*ck it...maybe I should just swear women off altogether, buy a couple UZIs and go out on a killing spree where I shoot up every 6 foot tall mother f*cker I come across, just to get back at them for their genetic advantage. At least this way I can just look forward to some constant anal attention on a regular basis in prison, and I won't have to worry about my height preventing me from getting some action.
Enough f*ckin rambling.
The point of my comments are that I'm a serious case of a short male at 5'5. You guys call yourselves short cause you're missing 3 or 4 inches, but you still have enough stature to be recognized as a grown up adult male. People at my level, on the other hand, are sometimes disrespected and looked down upon as boys instead of men. You think your sh!t is so bad but you fail to appreciate how much worse it could be for you. That is what your core problem is. Instead of relishing the fact that you're not as short people like myself, you'd rather focus on the negative bullsh!t all the time cause you're nothing more than a bunch of f*ckin chumps, period.
Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny....funny how? How am I funny?just because you're Gary Coleman short doesn't mean some guys taller than you aren't short as well. They're just.....not as short.
No, no, I don't know... you said it. You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny? WHAT THE F*CK is so funny about me? Tell me.