The Loacker said:
I use that line on girls in bars. They jump me on the spot. It's amazing what sweet-talking does to a woman.
"Hey baby, why don't we go back to my place, and you can deliberately misconstrue my words? Why don't you slip into an argument based on subjectively perceiving things and making innaccurate comparisons... I'll let you drive..."
Sesy! I can see this becoming a Flight of the Conchords song.
Lexie said:
... I basically joined because I thought that there might be some questions men could only get answers to by asking a woman. As one of the few sane women I know (I know, it sounds like and oxy-moron), I'm open to answering any reasonable questions some of you might have but don't want to ask a female in person.
Ok... a few questions for you ladies.
1) Why are some guys (average looks) considered creepy and weird for a positive talent, when others ("hot guys") are considered more amazing for those same talents?
I know several guys who could take any positive trait they have and a lot of local women would turn him into the worst guy imaginable...
For example, I had mentioned about a year ago to a woman how I was starting out my own career, and that I'm freelance entertainer. months later, after being majorly burned, (and after having a really bad week) this woman tells me that she would never date me because I "jump" from job to job and couldn't support her...
She got out of the words "freelance entertainer" "loser who can't keep a job."
2) Are women already looking that far at the future?! I just wanted to buy her a cookie or get some coffee. It's not a marriage proposal.
3) Why do so many women start avoiding any man that dared to ask them out once like they'll give them the plague?!
I'm a reasonable guy. If it doesn't work after a date, and you act respectful to me, I'd respect the woman's decision. "It was fun while it lasted" kind of thing. No hard feelings, if there's respect and some honesty.
Actually, come to think of it, there's only been a few times where the women haven't been really nasty in how they say no, so it's rare when I can fully respect in every way how the woman handled telling me "no" for a date.
But any woman (even the ones that I respected for showing class in how they aid "no"), that I've asked out has stopped talking to me completely, and I'm suddenly to be ignored. It's like I don't exist. It doesn't matter how much she spends time with me, how much we joke around BEFORE I ask her to coffee... Out comes the "want to join me for some coffee?" Poof! suddenly nonexistant to her. If I say hello passing by her 2 months later (and I've moved on), I can't even get a simple hello back, or even a simple nod.
3A) Why does it have to be that akward all the time? It's understandable if I deserve it (If I said: "Hey, baby, nice tatas! Let's bump uglies!" then ok)... but I could invite a woman to a public event, big party, huge group, (not even officially ask her out yet) and they treat it like a date, and then comes the silent treatment.
3B) What's up with that? Why does it have to be so akward?