Blistex said:
Nice journal BPH. Keep the entries coming!
Aww man, that's unfortunate. I hope you asked the person to take down the photo.
Thanks, I was starting to think my stories weren't reaching anybody. And I don't think they took the picture down but I untagged myself, hid it on my timeline, and did everything else I could to get it down.
Also, just out of curiosity, why are you named after chap stick?
Anyway...
3/1/13 - 3/8/13 Week 28 SPRING BREAK
Alright this will probably end up being more than a single post, so let's get into it...
Saturday morning we all wake up at around 7AM and start the long drive to Panama City at 8. It was me, Alex, Miles, Billy, and Jeff.
The drive was extremely uncomfortable and mostly uneventful. The exception was when Jeff had to pee, so he turned around in the passenger seat to face us while he started filling an empty McDonald's cup. This was already funny, but what made it a riot was when Alex sped up to catch up to a driver in the lane next to us so he could see what Jeff was doing. That was funny stuff.
Fast forward 12 hours and we get to the hotel and get our wristbands that allowed us into certain clubs for free at certain times. The hotel sucks, reminds me of my place for senior week last year. The balcony door is stuck closed, the towel rack falls off the wall, and one day we had super low water pressure and couldn't take showers or use the sink.
But let's try to be chronological...
Day 1.
We get in, Jeff goes out and buys a 30-rack of Natty Light, Alex has a fifth of Red Stag, and Billy brought a bottle of Jameson. We pregame and get pretty damn wasted. Head over to Sharky's, it's a club/bar that is literally right next to our hotel. We get in there free with the wristbands and see a bunch of dudes and some chicks. We dance for a bit, then decide to head over to the famous club La Vela. For those of you that don't know, La Vela is the biggest club in United States.
Cabs are super expensive here and unregulated, plus we were drunk, so we really got reamed tonight. La Vela's cover was $25, which we all paid. Alex tried to use his fake her and got it taken, but still paid to get into the club for a little bit. Miles and I walked through it and it wasn't that packed for a Saturday night, and was a total sausagefest. Like a BAD sausagefest. We stay for all of 20 minutes before we head back to hotel. Wasted more money on an expensive cab.
Around this time the rest of the guys in ATO that were coming to Panama City had to come tonight because there were no ATOs in Auburn to party with. I think we headed back to Sharky's for a bit then came back and passed out with 9 guys in a double bedroom...I woke up with a pillow or covers, with a broken ironing board and some vomit on the floor.
Day 2.
The ATO fraternity guys have their hotel ready for them. They stay at the Legacy, a much larger, nicer, and slightly more expensive hotel that's a short walk away from our own.
It's pretty cold today so nobody is on the beach. Miles and I go exploring and find some cheap food. Later I think we went to Target to buy food for the week. I was able to survive the week on $15 by getting a 40 oz. jar of peanut butter and 40 bagel bites.
I really can't remember what else we did today. I think we all went to the ATO hotel room and drank with them tonight. Sat out on the balcony and met the people staying around us. Not sure if we made it out to a club or something or what. Sorry haha.
Day 3.
Still cold outside, a little warmer, so there are a few more adventurous people out at the beach.
Over at the Legacy the guys are drinking and since it was a little warmer there were some really drunk people in the pool below us. We start like tossing little things off the balcony and try to watch where they land. Two things happened here that were interesting.
1. Jeff and Carson, another ATO, went down to the pool while we poured Evan from the 11th floor and watched them try to catch it in their mouths. Others joined in with PJ or beer but it was impossible, given the wind. Still awesome.
2. Scary...Jeff was drunk and was going to pass a beer off to a girl one floor below us and one room to the left. He tosses it to her, she tries to catch it, but it drops. Our hearts all drop and we watch the beer fall 11 floors into the pool as it lands less than 3 feet from one of the swimmers' heads. Could have been real bad.
Also met some mad cool Delta Chis that were next door. Apparently one of them had a fake and provided a lot of beer at the club Alex and the ATOs went to tonight.
I think this was the night where we all started drinking at the Legacy where Miles got too drunk. I was pretty sober so I took him back with me to our hotel so he could pass out. Alex and Billy went to Hammerhead Fred's I believe, another bar that our wristbands covered.
I sit there and watch a lot of TV before Alex comes in drunk as hell. He tells me to start drinking and we can go out to some club. While we're drinking and moving about we meet some guys that stay the next 2 doors down in the Chi Phi fraternity. They're mad cool and they're drinking so they tell us we're free to come by.
So instead of going to a club and spending money Alex and I go next door to drink and party with the people there. Lots of really nice, cool guys. So many people offered me vodka and PJ it was crazy. Played a drinking game involving flipping cards and drinking if they're face cards. Not sure what it's called. There's a few girls there, one was cute but she wasn't really interacting with the guys. Whatever. Alex is really drunk and it looks like he's hitting on the ugliest one. So I save him, walk him back to the room, and let him pass out on the bed.
I continue to drink for a little while, but soon I just head back to the room and do the same. Alex and Miles snore loud as hell, had to turn their heads. I think Billy came in really late, drunk as hell too.
Day 4.
Today was the first day it was warm enough to go to the beach. We all head out and set up in front of the Legacy where Jeff, Carson, Ryan, and some other ATOs join us. We try to play some pong on the tables set up on the beach, but end up just drinking a good bit.
I went to play some volleyball with some other people. A few cute girls, and a guy that turned out to also be in ATO. I would see these people later tonight.
Get back, and keep drinking, find a group of people and investigate to find teams of girls playing beer pong in sand trenches that were dug out. Whenever a girl made a cup, the girls on the other team had to flash. The girls were decent, but it was still a good show.
I leave Miles down here while I run up to get Alex and when I get back I find out some clown got really drunk and tried to pee on these girls. Everyone pushed him in the sand and start kicking sand on him.
2 more teams of girls get together for another game. Same rules, winning team has to make out. That was nice.
We go back to the hotel and get ready to go to Sharky's tonight. Insanely long line. I find the ATO guy, his friend, and the girls from volleyball at the beach in line. We get down there a little later and I see them on the dancefloor in Sharky's, the girl I wanted is dancing on some guy so I move along and just have some fun and dance with what's there.
I think I leave the club early with Alex and I'm trying to get some girls so we get on a free shuttle and head to a few clubs. The covers are insane so eventually we end up back at our hotel. When we get there, there's this hot blonde, HB MorganPCB, that's drunk and a little loopy asking us where her friends are. Alex and I take her up to our room and just chill out and ask her some questions about where she was going and stuff.
I kiss her and Alex leaves for a bit while we start making out a little. She's being weird but she's not sloppy so I'm cool. But then Alex comes in and tries to get her a cab so she can go home. I'm thinking to myself "dude what the f***". We get her a cab but she says she can walk, so we let her. We head back up to our room and I see her halfway down the hall walking into a room along with about 4 other guys...
Alex tells me she was too gone and that I didn't want to deal with a r*** charge. I feel like it was a c***block. Either way I wasn't too happy about being denied poon that night.
Billy gets back later, don't remember what happens with Miles, that's that for tonight.
Well I'm hungry, sleepy, and don't really feel like trying to remember the order of anything, so I think I'll update the rest of this tomorrow. Peace.
