//The Chronicles of BPH\\

[BPH]

I'd rank as follows:

College Party, New Boyz, Bonfire.

I've done all 3 (went to a concert alone last night) and your best shot is the college party. Keep in mind that you will be at a big disadvantage there if the girl knows you're in high school. Still, people are drunk, having fun, and opposite sexes getting together is expected.

The concert could be awesome, but check out the venue. Ideally it would be outdoors or one big open floor. You need space to move around, you want people dancing together, and you don't want seating rows. Also, if you're going to the concert, try to practice your approaches (sorry that I haven't read your whole thread, not sure where you are in terms of picking up randoms) because approach anxiety will be high.

The bonfire could be fun, but no one hooks up at a bonfire party. Unless it's at least over 20 people, cross it off your list.

Alright thanks for putting this into perspective for me man. I'll probably end up going to the college party, just gotta make sure the party's still on, as these things tend to fall through if they're planned far in advance.

Anyway I'll update this thing, though there's not much to say...

12/9/11

Not too much today. During gym class I didn notice my strength improving...

See during football season when we came in on day 1 and did bench presses, I did 17 reps at 135lbs. and that was actually a pretty high number compared to the rest of my team.

Well today I was able to do 20, and with relative easy, could have done more but I was just messing around since gym class didn't give me enough time in the weight room to do my full routine.

But here's the real workout:

3x8x30 Weighted Lunges
3x8x35 Hanging Leg Curls
3x8x160 Squats
3x8x80 Stiff-Legged Deadlifts
3x8x35 Calf Raises

Don't think I did any cardio.

12/10/11

Really not even worth mentioning. Didn't workout and didn't go out. Wanted to go to the mall today but my brother was having his friend come over for the night so that didn't really work. Asked my friend Sharif if he wanted to chill, was busy working at the mall so that wouldn't really work at all.

12/11/11

Wanted to get haircut, but didn't get accomplished either. My hair is long so getting it trimmed makes it very easy to screw up...

Went to the gym for the ab workout:

10x35 Weighted Crunches
15x15 Weighted Crunches
30-40x15 Weighted Bicycles
15 Crunches
30-40 Bicycles
45 Second Planks

5 sets. Might have to lower the weight from 35 to 25 on the first crunch, kinda not getting as far up as I think I should. No leg raises because I find it so hard to do those without swinging around.

And as I mentioned about the parties, had some texts between me and the girl promoting it (HB Courtney). I told her to convince me to come and buy one, and her argument was that last year there were naked girls at the concert. That's cool and all but surely not a deal maker.

Anyway that's it, talk to you all later.

 

[BPH]

12/12/11

Today was sh****, in the literal sense. As soon as I woke up I had some nausea and had some very irritable bowels. Terrible sh**s...

Stayed home for about half the day then went to school for Math and Spanish, probably shouldn't have...test and homework and other crap all due.

Got a haircut and went to the dentist today, pretty fresh.

Despite my messed up bowels, I was able to workout:

3x8x55 Dumbbell Press
3x8x30 Dumbbell Fly
3x8x45 Incline Dumbbell Press
3x8x25 Incline Dumbbell Fly
2x7 1x6x185 Bench Press (despite this weight it was done on a Smith machine due to not having an open bench, so the weight is not such a factor)

Also Josh told me he probably isn't going to that bonfire party because he would be with his girlfriend...texted Sharif but didn't hear back from him...maybe I should get those concert tickets in case...

Anyway, that's about it, c ya.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Do.

 

[BPH]

12/13/11

Today was pretty regular, my stomach wasn't acting up nearly as much, and at this point I could care less about describing a mundane school day.

So I think the only thing really worth talking about is my workout:

1x8 2x6x20 Weighted Pullups
3x8x40 Dumbbell Rows
3x8 Narrow Grip Pullups
3x8x70 Bent Rows
3x2-5 Alternating Grip Pullups

Sharif told me about the party but he didn't tell me about girls being there, just that it was a beer pong thing...so I don't think that's going to be a great option either.

Gotta get a ticket from HB Courtney soon. I'll update tomorrow later, school soon.

 

[NorwegianDJ]

school soon.

lol. Got school in late January sometime.

 

[BPH]

12/14/11

Alright so today I found out I was invited to a special luncheon with the guy in charge of the college fair. You know, the one from a little while back where I tried to kiss that girl on the cheek? Well apparently I was very helpful and this guy Mr. Golder invited me to a sushi lunch with him and other guidance counselors. I was the only student, and I was able to miss math class, which was a blessing.

However, given my bowels, I had to spend a good ten minutes on the toilet following this...

When I got home I did not work out today, as I was still feeling a lot of discomfort.

12/15/11

I'm gonna do my workouts then I'll backtrack and talk about my week, since I can't remember exact days of occurences.

3x8x30 Weighted Lunges (each hand weight)
3x8x35 Hanging Leg Curls
3x8x160 Squats
3x8x80 Stiff-Legged Deadlifts
3x8x35/40 Calf Raises (each hand weight)

Got my cardio in gym class playing football for an hour and a half, so none of that here.

12/16/11

3x8x40 Dumbbell Shoulder Press
3x8x25 Side Raises
3x8x25 Reverse Flys
3x8x35 Front Raises
3x8x40 Shrugs
3x15x5 Innies & Outties

Had cardio today.

Alright so let's see:

I haven't been listening to The Blueprint nearly as much as I'd like to.

My math teacher, Mr. Howard, officially sucks. I wish there was a way to get rid of him, really not learning anything that has to do with math and my grades will likely suffer.

Josh's bonfire party seemed to sputter out, opting to spend time with his girlfriend as usual.

Got my ticket from Courtney, no longer going to refer to her as HB...I had her meet me at the gym to get me the ticket and she has pretty bad skin without her makeup on. I will now use the term, HFB for girls like this, meaning Hot Facebook Babe.

Sharif's party seems to just be a beer pong drunkard fest so I'll skip that. He has no idea what kinda girls are coming, so I'm going to assume there are none.

Watched some videos about this concert thing, it looks kinda like a teen club sort of thing, albeit a major sausage fest with the typical white guy with some kinda backwards cap traveling around with a buncha other dudes. But hey, guess I'll find out tonight right?

Going to get a new headset for my Xbox 360 today. Also had the Honor Society church breakfast thing this morning, but I'll describe that later as it wasn't overly interesting.

By the way, if anybody wants to know the concert I'm going to search Takeover Nation on Youtube. Any of the videos should be pretty relevant.

Anyway, that's about it, c ya guys later. Leave me stuff to read. Peace.

 

[BPH]

Any final thoughts or opinions about this concert tonight? I'm going to a place that will likely have around 1000+ people on a large dance floor, I will be going by myself and will probably not know a single person there.

My parents are stressing about how to get me driven to and from this thing, so now nervousness is setting in about this whole concert/dance decision. Let me read something guys, I'll be leaving in about 45 minutes should I end up going.

 

[LearningSlowly]

Any final thoughts or opinions about this concert tonight? I'm going to a place that will likely have around 1000+ people on a large dance floor, I will be going by myself and will probably not know a single person there.

My parents are stressing about how to get me driven to and from this thing, so now nervousness is setting in about this whole concert/dance decision. Let me read something guys, I'll be leaving in about 45 minutes should I end up going.

Bro I'm too late, but I hope you decided to go. It's definitely worth it to have that experience, but it sounds like you were overthinking the situation.

Hope things went well, looking forward to a write-up.

 

[VinnyFromGermany]

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

 

[BPH]

12/17/11

Alright so here was today, and you guys will be disappointed as I was...

First the workout:

3x8 Chair Dips
2x7 1x6x25 Dumbbell Flys
3x8x55 "Scooby Press"
3x8x50 Negative Dumbbell Curls
3x8x25 Hammer Curls

No Reverse Barbell Curls, didn't have time to wait for the guys using the bar and the heavier bar was too heavy. Also only did 10 minutes of cardio because my legs were starting to become too exhausted.

Oh I also had that one breakfast thing for honor society, but it's really not worth mentioning...just makes me hate the city and realize how bad it is there.

Alright so about the concert...

My parents became so inconvenienced with the idea of giving me a ride to the concert and back that they reimbursed me my ticket cost in exchange for me not going.

Also, Sharif didn't text me the party address, so I didn't go to that. Heard from him today and he said it didn't really get started until 2...if that's so, it wouldn't have mattered, was already in bed.

12/18/11

Today was really nothing, so here's the workout:

10x25 Crunches
15x15 Crunches
35x15 Bicycles
15 Crunches
35 Bicycles
45 Second Plank each side

Also texted HB Alex about hanging out later this week. Haven't gotten anything conclusive yet since she's taking a while to reply each time. Oh well, c ya guys.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Unlucky.

Chin up bud.

 

[BPH]

12/19/11

Today was ok. I got beaned in the nuts with a football during gym class. Apparently the guy was aiming for the kid next to me, hurt quite a bit, was contemplating fighting him. I find myself wanting to fight but not following through due to fear of suspension, I figure that it looks really bad for when I apply to colleges, therefore I avoid it.

Standard day otherwise, my brother got to go see WWE live, which is cool and all but he only got like 4 hours of sleep haha.

So here's workout:

3x8x55 Dumbbell Press
3x8x30 Dumbbell Fly
3x8x45 Incline Dumbbell Press
3x8x25 Incline Dumbbell Fly
3x6x150 Bench Press

No cardio due to gym, you guys probably already know the each hand weight stuff.

Now let me post the text convo I had with HB Alex, she has the greatest timing...

Me: Hey cutie (DEC 18 4:30PM)
Her: Hey whats up (DEC 18 4:33PM)
Me: Nm. Just wonderin when a good day to come is. idk about you but my break starts after wednesday (DEC 18 4:35PM)
Her: Mine already started and idc (DEC 18 6:54PM)
Me: Well wednesday night should work for me. Work for you? (DEC 18 7:29PM)
Her: Yea it does (DEC 20 1:10AM)

Look at the time intervals haha. Anyway that's that, c ya guys.

 

[BPH]

12/20/11

I don't remember anything eventful today, so not much to describe. There was a lawyer lady that came to speak with us in our legal process class, she was pretty uptight, could care less about being an attorney.

Anyway here's the workout:

1x8 2x6x20 Weighted Pullups
3x8x40 Dumbbell Rows
2x8 1x7 Narrow Grip Pullups
3x8x70 Bent Rows
3x2-4 Alternating Pullups

12/21/11

Alright so let's ignore the regular old school day and get to the workout so I can start talking about how it went with HB Alex...

3x8x30 Lunges (each hand weight)
3x8x80 Stiff-Legged Deadlifts
3x8x35 Hanging Leg Curls
3x8x160 Squats
3x8x40 Calf Raises (each hand weight)

Alright so after I got home I ate, showered, got freshened up, and had HB Alex come pick me up to go to her house. Now I thought I was gonna get laid tonight; she was coming to pick me up on a date that I decided and we were to go to her house...but that wasn't what was going to happen here...

So we ride to her house, and unfortunately there are 4 or 5 other kids there from my old Charter school just chilling out...so what we do is, we go downstairs, watch that crappy movie The 10th Kingdom HB Alex showed me last time, and watched porn on a laptop. They did it for comedic value but I still couldn't believe people do that...maybe it's a Charter nerd thing.

Anyway eventually they went upstairs so it was just me an HB Alex, we made out plenty, just like usual, but that's where the fun stopped. Clothes did not come off, save for her hoody that covered a tank top, she reacted the same way to me trying to rub her pu*** and breasts. She liked it but she would pull my hands away and I did not even get to feel under her clothes.

So after a while of this I started to pull back, so she went upstairs to watch some TV with 2 of the Charter kids that were still there. There wasn't any room on the couch for me to sit near anyone let alone HB Alex, so I picked a nearby chair. After the 2 Charter kids left I asked her what she wanted to do, she brough up the time and asked if I needed a ride home soon. I was given the choice to stay the night but she said we weren't going to do aything freak. I didn't answer her because I didn't know what I wanted to do. She didn't invite me over to the couch or come to me or anything so I told her I was going back downstairs because I had already seen the episode of Spartacus that she was watching. I sat downstairs watching The 10th Kingdom for a while before I got a call from my mom asking if I needed a ride.

I decided that I think it would be better to go, because I didn't think HB Alex was going to do anything anyway. So as I'm heading upstairs to wait for her HB Alex comes down and asks if I need a ride, I tell her my mom's coming so we just chill out downstairs for a bit. She explains that she resists my advances because she believes I should lose my virginity to somebody I love, and I tell her how I don't believe in that cliche. She starts drinking some Hennesy, I try it but it tastes terribly strong. She tells me about a college party that she can bring me to if what I'm interested in are easy girls, then we discuss religion and her beliefs kinda mirror mine, as with the whole not believing in religion, but instead on a scientific explanation for death, as in the transfer or energy...

But anyway my mom gets here, I tell her to hit me up about that party (which is supposedly on Friday), we kiss, and I leave home and play some Xbox before I go to bed.

So I guess this is a lose/win? I don't know, I'm disappointed in the fact that we didn't f***. I feel like this was a perfect situation to bone but I don't really know what went wrong, aside from her views on sex. She kept saying that I was being bad, or that I was too young, jokingly of course but she never caved and let me finger her or anything.

So you guys tell me what to make of this or what went wrong, I'm out. Peace.

 

[NorwegianDJ]

Lead. Always.

 

[BPH]

Lead. Always.

I felt like I did for the most part.

 

[Amo]

Lead. Always.

Bingo.

She liked it but she would pull my hands away and I did not even get to feel under her clothes.

I started to pull back

I asked her what she wanted to do

she said we weren't going to do anything freak

I didn't think HB Alex was going to do anything anyway

She explains that she resists my advances because she believes I should lose my virginity to somebody I love, and I tell her how I don't believe in that cliche.

I don't really know what went wrong, aside from her views on sex

She kept saying that I was being bad, or that I was too young, jokingly of course but she never caved and let me finger her or anything.

You talk too much, lead too little.

 

[BPH]

12/22/11

Today was just a real chill first day of Winter Break. That means Xbox, gym, and designing a Christmas present cover.

Well here's the workout:

3x8x40 Dumbbell Shoulder Press
3x8x25 Side Raises
3x8x25 Reverse Flys
3x8x30 Front Raises
3x8x40 Shrugs
3x15x5 Innies & Outties

So I'm going to text HB Alex about the party details. I'm wondering if it'd be cool to invite my friend Will from the gym.

Anyway that's about it.

 

[LearningSlowly]

I felt like I did for the most part.

Tried to fvck this girl last night, she would pull my hands away. Wouldn't let me put a condom on, whatever. I guess sometimes there's nothing you can do, or at least nothing you know how to do. Put the memory in the "good attempt" category.

 

[BPH]

Tried to fvck this girl last night, she would pull my hands away. Wouldn't let me put a condom on, whatever. I guess sometimes there's nothing you can do, or at least nothing you know how to do. Put the memory in the "good attempt" category.

Yeah that's pretty much exactly what happened to me...I just don't get it.

12/23/11

I'm pretty bored with nothing to do right now, so I guess I'll update this as it's more fun than cleaning a messy house post-Christmas wrapping.

Alright so I'm just chilling indoors mostly, was thinking about going to the mall but my parents don't want to ride me because they claim it's really busy and crowded and roads are heavily trafficked.

So I went to the gym and here's what I got, great workout today, really killed my arms:

3x8 Chair Dips
1x8 2x7x25 Dumbbell French Frys (each hand weight, for the record I know how to spell "fries" but since it's a plural of an exercise I leave it alone)
3x8x55 "Scooby" Press
3x8x50 Forced Negative Curls
1x8 1x7 1x6x25 Hammer Curls (each hand weight)
3x8x40 Reverse Barbell Curls

Texted HB Alex about the college party, here's the convo, I feel like I got a bit AFC at the end, and after reading some threads in the Don Juan Tips section I think I'll be changing up my approach:

Never mind, for whatever reason my phone displays our text conversations in a weird order compared to other people I talk to...

Basically there wasn't anything on the party, so I asked her if I could come over again to actually watch that one movie, she said no because she was leaving, then I texted her about a date where we could actually watch it from the beginning.

Yeah I know that was bad. Anyway I'm going to read some more Don Juan tips. Quick warning, when I update for today it doesn't seem like it'll be anything interesting.

C ya dudes.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

I'm referring to the 21/12 post. I'm on my phone and can't quote it, but amohield did a great job of that.

Too much thinking not enough action. It isn't what she wants, it is what you want.

Also, this probably applies to Josh too, but especially for you: if the girl won't let you take your clothes off then take yours off. Girls get turned on by penis the way guys get turned on by vagina. Abs a like boobs. Rip your top off and then go for hers. Seriously, I'm surprised this isn't recommended more often. It's like no one understands it.