So the BPD wants to move in with me and is trying to manipulate me into letting her.

[romangod]

Call him by his real name: My Name is Nobody.

You should be banned AGAIN for repeating AND bragging about making the same mistakes over and over again. You're a fool.

Larry? A fool? :nervous:

Impossible!!!

He's an example for everyone that has been following his progress. He's the BPD mercenary who takes on missions that most of us wouldn't even attempt. He's willing to give up his life for the cause. He's an inspiration. :cheer:

Go get 'em, Larry!

His name will live on forever. Nobody can deny that. :yes:


Cheers!

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

I laid down the law last night.

I know how she got into this foul mood. Her UGLY fat friend was yapping into her ear putting ideas in her head.

I told her that we have something good going, and I don't want to hear ANY MORE DEMANDS. I told her people are just jealous that we have something good, and her friends want to see us break up so she can be miserable just like them.

Screw caving in to her demands.

 

[romangod]

I laid down the law last night.


Screw caving in to her demands.

The king is back! :cheer:

All hail Larry! :wave:

Cheers!

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

The king is back! :cheer:

All hail Larry! :wave:

Cheers!

At least I'm not ring shopping and letting her move in. Right?

Now I see how she got those other guys to marry her. She manipulates them into it, and then they realize they made a huge mistake and leave her.

 

[romangod]

At least I'm not ring shopping and letting her move in. Right?

Now I see how she got those other guys to marry her. She manipulates them into it, and then they realize they made a huge mistake and leave her.

Wow!

Larry, you never cease to amaze me. You read those BPD chicks like a book. There's no doubt she's met her match the day you came into her life. It's almost like destiny and fate brought you two together. Keep up the good work. Your posts serve as a valuable lesson for every guy who reads them.


Cheers!

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

Wow, Larry, are you for real? Or is there some obvious sarcasm I'm missing in your posts?

You need to remove yourself from your ego for five seconds and realize you've got no cards left to play, except one: Walk away.

It's all the truth. I agree I need to walk away.

Now that she is acting nice again after I brushed off her pathetic attempt at dumping me, she wants to see me tonight.

I told her to apologize for her disrespect and tell me she didn't mean it.

LOL, no reply. Let's see what happens.

If she doesn't sincerely apologize I will be walking.

 

[Warrior74]

This guy is a troll. He's just as bad as a BPD himself. He just thrives off of guys giving him attention in threads like this. It's kinda gay. Best thing to do is to ignore him. This is my last post in this thread, no more feeding the troll.

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

Jesus.

After what she pulled yesterday, she had the nerve to ask me to borrow some money today. I asked her how much she needs, she said $150! I lied and told her I would bring her $50, and she was all for it. She said "Thanks I'll take whatever I can get."


Then I told her to apologize for trying to dump me yesterday. She said:

"What? Apologize for what?"

I think I have had enough of this ho. It's not fun anymore. I haven't replied and I am going to try and just fall of the Earth. Let her wonder if I died or something.

It's no use dumping her or saying anything back to her. The dump will be through silence.

 

[Nutz]

This guy is a troll. He's just as bad as a BPD himself. He just thrives off of guys giving him attention in threads like this. It's kinda gay. Best thing to do is to ignore him. This is my last post in this thread, no more feeding the troll.

I was just about to post the same exact thing. Why is this thread even still open? LSL just made my ignore list...

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

I was just about to post the same exact thing. Why is this thread even still open? LSL just made my ignore list...

Ooooo Sorry to get your puss!es sore with my real life experiences. Get a grip.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

You need to get a grip, MNIN and leave these boards for a while. No one can help you. When we try to help you it goes in one ear and out the other. You enjoy doing this for the attention and you enjoy the squabbles you get into with your BPDs.

GO away.

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

You need to get a grip, MNIN and leave these boards for a while. No one can help you. When we try to help you it goes in one ear and out the other. You enjoy doing this for the attention and you enjoy the squabbles you get into with your BPDs.

GO away.

I'm not going anywhere.. I work 50 hours a week and pick up hoes all day and post about it. I'm not going to lie. Picking up hoes is my hobby and I need to find a new one. What would Canibus say?

 

[romangod]

After what she pulled yesterday, she had the nerve to ask me to borrow some money today. I asked her how much she needs, she said $150! I lied and told her I would bring her $50, and she was all for it. She said "Thanks I'll take whatever I can get."


It's no use dumping her or saying anything back to her. The dump will be through silence.

Bravo, Larry! :rockon:

You talked her down from $150 to $50. You saved yourself a $100. A true master of the BPD relationship. Most chumps would have offered the full $150. You knew she'd take whatever she could get. I hope everybody is taking notes of your expertise. It's gold, Larry! It's gold!

And then you move on to the "silent" dump with the precision of a true artist. Brilliant mastery of the BPD relationship!


Cheers!

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

Bravo, Larry! :rockon:

You talked her down from $150 to $50. You saved yourself a $100. A true master of the BPD relationship. Most chumps would have offered the full $150. You knew she'd take whatever she could get. I hope everybody is taking notes of your expertise. It's gold, Larry! It's gold!

And then you move on to the "silent" dump with the precision of a true artist. Brilliant mastery of the BPD relationship!


Cheers!

When we went out Saturday she said she USED TO LIVE WITH A PROSTITUTE.

But ofcourse, she would NEVER do that!

I am sure she was a fukking prostitute or at least tried it a few times.

Somebody shoot me.

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

She is hoovering already so I have come up with the perfect plan.

I'm going to tell her, MAYBE we can work this out if she goes to a good shrink that I recommend or else I can't move forward in the relationship. This way I don't burn the bridge completely and if she refuses I am free to sarge.

I think I got her on the hook good enough so she considers it. She will probably tell me to pay for it since she's so cheap. What the hey? A buck fifty to keep this party going and see what meds they give her. I'll even tell the shrink beforehand that she's BPD. Give him a heads up.

 

[Rhoto]

She is hoovering already so I have come up with the perfect plan.

I'm going to tell her, MAYBE we can work this out if she goes to a good shrink that I recommend or else I can't move forward in the relationship. This way I don't burn the bridge completely and if she refuses I am free to sarge.

I think I got her on the hook good enough so she considers it. She will probably tell me to pay for it since she's so cheap. What the hey? A buck fifty to keep this party going and see what meds they give her. I'll even tell the shrink beforehand that she's BPD. Give him a heads up.

Damn man. You're fcking crazier than your b1tch.

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

Damn man. You're fcking crazier than your b1tch.

Why am I so crazy? The broad needs to see a shrink.

Who else is going to get her help? I don't want to see her completely destroy herself... I gave her a chance to get help let's see if she takes it.

I want to see if she does it, and sees the shrink to save our relationship. Maybe I am on a power trip or something.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Reading this thread is liking watching those social fukkups on jerry springer go on and on...

 

[romangod]

She is hoovering already so I have come up with the perfect plan.

I'm going to tell her, MAYBE we can work this out if she goes to a good shrink that I recommend or else I can't move forward in the relationship. This way I don't burn the bridge completely and if she refuses I am free to sarge.

I think I got her on the hook good enough so she considers it. She will probably tell me to pay for it since she's so cheap. What the hey? A buck fifty to keep this party going and see what meds they give her. I'll even tell the shrink beforehand that she's BPD. Give him a heads up.

Larry! :rockon: Larry!:rockon: Larry!:rockon:

Your strategies with BPD chicks are an inspiration for us all. It's like watching a chess grand master lay the trap for an unsuspecting opponent. Spending time with the shrink beforehand is brilliant. It'll make his job so much easier after he meets you.

It's $300 well spent.


Cheers!

 

[Leisure Suit Larry]

She was acting nice and sweet this morning and she was telling me to come over tonight.

I resisted, but finally told her I can stop by late. Then she said "can I still get that $50?"

I said No. Then she got an attitude and completely changed and no longer wants me to come over. I didn't want to go anyway.

Unbelievable. They are only nice and sweet when they think they can get something out of you. She is really starting to turn my stomach.