Oddest Match.com Experience EVER! (I think)

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Just keep doing what you're doing.

update:

OK guys I went over to her house ..... GODD@MN it's true. This girl lives in a big single house, all brick, all by herself.

I checked out her projector. It's OK I guess, I would rather just have a big screen TV. So then we cooked dinner. I brought over the food me and the japanese girl weere going to cook but she flaked on me LOL. So I broght over my xbox and hooked it up to her projector. Now THAT was sweet. So we were playing XBOX for awhile and she says "let's go upstairs, we can come back here later"....

SO we went upstairs and start fooling around on her bed. I think I made a mistake. I went down on her for the first time but she LOVED it. And she smellled great down there like pineapple. She says she uses a special wash. She kept shivering like she was a convulsion or something everu time I hit that cl!t with my tongue. So I move up to bang her and we had a great time. As usual she comes a million times and I didn't even bust a nut. So by this time it's almost 5am and she just wants to sleep, so we went to bed.

Then we woke up this afternoon and first thing she says is "i'm hungry". So I took her to a little restaurant, fed, her, and then we went to best buy. While we were at best buy the japanese girl called me just to chjeck in, I was like ihhh I'll call you back" LOL...the girl had to of known another gil was calling me..

Well then we said goodbye. I told her to call me. She said ok. Who knows what will happen next. This girl is actually turning out really cool and nice,
but I have NOT caught any feelings.

 

[MightyMate]

So just use her for sex.

 

[Immaculate]

She's using ME for sex.

And I'm giving it to her good too.

She told me her ex-boyfriend was a minute man.. he would bust in 30 seconds... LOL.

And I'm banging her for hours without busting a nut.

What must she be thinking?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Not bad. Here's a couple of things I noticed.

• You still have a thing about the guy feeding the woman. You brought food over to her house AND took her out the next day. Dude, try to balance it out.
• You may still have some type of anxiety thing going on effecting your performance. For the meantime use it to your advantage and keep her happy with your staying power.
• You weren't as smooth as you could have been when the other chick called. You should have chatted with her for a few seconds (yes seconds 15-20) and then thank her for calling but you were in the middle of something important and that you'd call her back. If either woman has it on the ball, they would know that there was another woman to contend with. You'd be in control of the one on the phone by managing the call and telling her that you were busy and would call her back. The other one would hear that you have other women in the wings without having to hide it from her YET you tell the other woman that you were doing something important (in womaneese, the other woman feels that SHE is more important than the one on the phone).
  
  But all in all, it was all you, all night. Just learn to be in control of the situation. Keep it smooth and flowing.
  
  SARGE ON!

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Not bad. Here's a couple of things I noticed.

• You still have a thing about the guy feeding the woman. You brought food over to her house AND took her out the next day. Dude, try to balance it out.
• You may still have some type of anxiety thing going on effecting your performance. For the meantime use it to your advantage and keep her happy with your staying power.
• You weren't as smooth as you could have been when the other chick called. You should have chatted with her for a few seconds (yes seconds 15-20) and then thank her for calling but you were in the middle of something important and that you'd call her back. If either woman has it on the ball, they would know that there was another woman to contend with. You'd be in control of the one on the phone by managing the call and telling her that you were busy and would call her back. The other one would hear that you have other women in the wings without having to hide it from her YET you tell the other woman that you were doing something important (in womaneese, the other woman feels that SHE is more important than the one on the phone).
  
  But all in all, it was all you, all night. Just learn to be in control of the situation. Keep it smooth and flowing.
  
  SARGE ON!

Thanks Francisco for the advice... I love you man -- (not really, you know what I mean LOL)

It's not an anxiety thing with me in the bed. It's me using a rubber. I can barely get off with those, but usually do after 10 min or so. So I bought a box of those trojans that "desensitizes" the man. With those I CAN'T bust a nut. So I'm giving this girl the sex of her life. My goal : get her addicted to ME.. she obvioulsy loves sex and wants a good lover. I'm filling that desire to a TEE.

I logged into match and she has been inactive for a week? Good sign? Maybe.
She found what she needs.

Yeah, I should have played it smoother at best buy with that phone call - good call.

The japanese girl called just called me and wanted to know if I was mad at her. I told her ofcourse not. She says "she wants to see me right now"... LOL...but she has some test tomorrow so I told her just get some sleep and ace that test.

So I have 2 girls on my plate now, need to find a third ... then I wil really feel like a DJ!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
...I logged into match and she has been inactive for a week? Good sign? Maybe.
She found what she needs.

Good attitude. Now, can you keep it without checking up on her? No one said being a DJ would be easy.

Before you get another filly in your stable, make sure you have a plan in place on how to juggle them. The last thing you need is accidentally doing something that would jeopardize what you've built so far.

 

[ketostix]

The secret to your success I think is stamina and staying power haha. I got to get me some of these magic condoms. But I got to ask is the Match girl's vagina tight or not?

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Good attitude. Now, can you keep it without checking up on her? No one said being a DJ would be easy.

Before you get another filly in your stable, make sure you have a plan in place on how to juggle them. The last thing you need is accidentally doing something that would jeopardize what you've built so far.

It's no big deal. I'm careful. I'm not "viewing her profile", so she doesn't have any idea I'm looking at her profile. I don't come up on her "recent view" list. The way I can tell if she's been on or not is if I go into MY "recent views" and look at her pic, it tells me if she's been active or not. No profile opening needed.

The key with this girl is to show NO sign
of feelings. I deleted her # from my cell again as soon as I left her house. Thank god I did. I drank a bunch of beer
last night alone and I thought to myself "i'm gonna call her"

Thank GOD I deleted her #. That would have been a huge mistake, and could have blown it.

So are you MOD yet or what lol? It will give you good practice for that book you're going to write!

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by ketostix
The secret to your success I think is stamina and staying power haha. I got to get me some of these magic condoms. But I got to ask is the Match girl's vagina tight or not?

It didn't feel that tight. But I had a condom on. You can't really tell with those damn things. I hate them. Yeah. get some of those trojans. They come in a black box. They have some chemical on the inside that makes your d!ck numb so you can last longer.

 

[Criminal Mind]

Buddy sounds like she's flaky and needs self validation from attention.

And that she's skitzo.

 

[Immaculate]

She did tell me she is on meds. I asked her which meds and she wouldn't tell me.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
...So are you MOD yet or what lol? It will give you good practice for that book you're going to write!

I don't need to be a Mod to take notes about you guys...

Oh by the way, remember the thread you started about "American Women?" Well, it's been occupied by hostile forces and I barely got out alive. You shouldn't venture back there.

 

[Immaculate]

Well Francisco, this psycho I'm seeing off match is American LOL

Oh man... she started getting upset because I couldn't bust a nut LOL! She said "is there something wrong with me"
I assured her it's just the condom... I told her I can't bust with a condom. LOL so now I got her feeling like she sucks in bed LOL.

 

[Immaculate]

She wanted me to come over tonight and I told her I already have a date. She acted a bit mad and countered she had a date Thursday (I think she's lying).

Anyway why would she get mad? She's the one who keeps saying we aren't compatible and it will never work. And when we went to Best Buy together I tried to hold her hand and she said "hey no public displays of affection, who knows who might be in there"

I think there's ALOT about this girl's past I don't know. She claims she has "alot of enemies"

WTF?

 

[NumenMalefic]

Originally posted by Immaculate

WTF?

get help

you read like a nut

maybe this hoe is u

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by NumenMalefic
get help

you read like a nut

maybe this hoe is u

GREAT POST!

No pu$$y for awhile I presume?

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

IMMACULATE: I hate to say it, but sideline this woman soon. You're getting too wrapped up in her and the Best Buys incident was the clincher. It seems to me that you're considering her LTR material and she's not. Bootycall to be sure, but spin more plates along with this one.

I have to agree with FRANCISCO, your feeding this girl is a dealbreaker and she's had you in her frame since she first de-committed with the "I don't think we're compatible" caveat that she will fall back on once it serves her purpose.

And again FRANCISCO is bullet-proof on the phone call. If you had talked to the other girl for a bit it would've put you back into your own frame and made you a commodity to be competed for. As long as you permit her to define the frame, she'll continue to confuse you. She's got you on what's called an intermeittent schedule of reinforcement - she'll give you just enough reward to keep you coming back.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
IMMACULATE: I hate to say it, but sideline this woman soon. You're getting too wrapped up in her and the Best Buys incident was the clincher. It seems to me that you're considering her LTR material and she's not. Bootycall to be sure, but spin more plates along with this one.

I have to agree with FRANCISCO, your feeding this girl is a dealbreaker and she's had you in her frame since she first de-committed with the "I don't think we're compatible" caveat that she will fall back on once it serves her purpose.

And again FRANCISCO is bullet-proof on the phone call. If you had talked to the other girl for a bit it would've put you back into your own frame and made you a commodity to be competed for. As long as you permit her to define the frame, she'll continue to confuse you. She's got you on what's called an intermeittent schedule of reinforcement - she'll give you just enough reward to keep you coming back.

I'm in chat with her right now. I tested her. I said I'll postpone my movie date if you want to hang tonight. She told me not to cancel it but wants to come over Thurs or Fri...which now proves she was lying about having a date Thursday.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Saw the pics on page 2. I dunno man, thats an HB 5 or a 6 in my playbook. Definitely not worth the mental effort you're exerting. You want an FB fine, but why on earth are you entertaing this kind of girl to this degree? She's the one who ought to be barking up your tree not the other way around.

 

[WestCoaster]

Wow -- another overrated Immaculate gal

Like the Bay Area 'ho he slapped a "9" on (she was a 6 at best), this one is topping out at 5 -- if that. The first pic of her smiling is the best and on that one she's coming in at 5.5.

Hopefully she has a nice personality, she's not higher than a "6" at best. Definitely not worth this long thread ... my goodness Immaculate, you need to get out more.