Oddest Match.com Experience EVER! (I think)

Immaculate

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Originally posted by joekerr31
no it doesnt make sense.

you know what one of hte best signs is that you need to NEXT and move on.... when sh*t doesn't make sense.

and what are you doing banging a chic off match.com the first time you meet her.

that kind of sh*t will get you HIV. think a bout it man, if she bangs you first time she meets you, she's probably banged tons of other guys the same way. dangerous sh*t to be sticking your d*ck in.

anyway, forget her and move on. you banged a crazy chic, congrats, now go find a normal one :p

and yes, 4 times is way too much.

call her one more time and leave a message on her answering machine saying "Sally. Listen, i've got really wierd red spots all over my c*ck and balls. do you have any red spots. call me, I need to know if this is just an allergic reaction or if you gave me an std"

that will mess her head up right proper.

J

Joker, you are funny as hell man!

I didn't call er cuz I lost her #, but I just emailed her on match what you said:
"Listen, i've got really wierd red spots all over my c*ck and balls. do you have any red spots. call me, I need to know if this is just an allergic reaction or if you gave me an std"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I can't wait till she reads that sh!t.
 

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Man, that's cruel. I couldn't do that kind of shit to a chick. That's bad karma.
 

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Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
Man, that's cruel. I couldn't do that kind of shit to a chick. That's bad karma.
LOLLLLLLLL

she wants to play mind games? I'll play em too.

Besides, she has a sick sense of humor she'll prolly think it's funny and want to bang me again after I tell her it was just a joke.
 

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Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
Man, that's cruel. I couldn't do that kind of shit to a chick. That's bad karma.

Anyway aren't u the one who took advantage of some 18 yr old off myspace?? And the one who gave some chic 200 bucks for an abortion and didn't even go with her?

lol @ u talking about Karma.
 

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I fail to see how me hooking up with an 18yo girl (which is legal) and giving a girl money for an abortion is similar to lying to a girl about having an STD. You're comparing apples and oranges. I neither lied to these girls, nor intentionally caused them emotional distress.

EDIT: Your illogical comparison tells me alot about your mentality.
 

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Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
I fail to see how me hooking up with an 18yo girl (which is legal) and giving a girl money for an abortion is similar to lying to a girl about having an STD. You're comparing apples and oranges. I neither lied to these girls, nor intentionally caused them emotional distress.

LOL... she prolly wasn't even 18... u know how many 15-16 year old girls on myspace say theya re 18. did you see her license?

Oh .. giving a girl money for an abortion and saying adios doesn't cause emotional distress? At least go with the damn girl to the clinic dude.
 

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Originally posted by Immaculate
LOL... she prolly wasn't even 18... u know how many 15-16 year old girls on myspace say theya re 18. did you see her license?

Oh .. giving a girl money for an abortion and saying adios doesn't cause emotional distress? At least go with the damn girl to the clinic dude.
1. You're really reaching with the whole age thing, aren't you?
2. It was a mutual separation with the pregnant girl. She would not let me go with her to the clinic. I offered to drive her. Thanks for assuming that I didn't.

Do you have any other reasons why I'm a hypocrite for talking about bad karma? Do a search on my posts. I'm sure you'll try to find something :rolleyes:

I'm not continuing this conversation with you.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
 

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The fact that you're getting laid gives us all hope ...
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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ALL YALL need to chill out. This is the Mature Man forum. ;)

YOU CALLED HER 4 TIMES??!?! OMFGzor!!11 What, were, you, THINKING!?!?1

:p
 

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Still no reply from t his girl. Even after my email.

Her match says "active within 24 hours"

WHO the HELL was this girl?

Could match be hiring hookers now??
 

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BTW here's a paste of her profile .. sound legit or match.com hooker??

Ok here's a cut and paste of her profile.


Basics
"I'm cute and fascinating."
I am a: 30 yr old woman
located in:
looking for: 27 to 35-year old man
within 30 miles of United States
relationships: Never Married
my ethnicity: White / Caucasian, Asian
body type: Slender
height: 5’ 4” (162.6 cms)
sign: Pisces
About me and who I'd like to date
I are smrt and helthy. I canot cook. but, i do laundree and iron. I looking for strong helthy man with gud teeth and full head of hare. Hmmm... Ok, how bout this: I'm a young urban professional, with a career and a mortgage. I'm energetic, highly imaginative, and have an insatiable curiosity about life. I'm very much a kid at heart. I've been all over the world, and I'm good at picking up other languages. I can be a bit geeky at times, but that's expected of me since I'm a software developer. I like writing code, reading sci-fi, and playing computer games. But, by no means am I limited to being a geek, as I do like being outdoors, and can live without an internet connection for several weeks. I enjoy traveling, the beach, water sports, hiking, visiting museums, eating ethnic foods, among other things. I'm well-traveled: Australia, Taiwan, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong, Japan, India, England, Germany, Austria, Italy, Former Yugoslavia, Canada, and Mexico. When I do watch television, it's usually the Discovery Channel, or a BBC series. I'm currently reading the entire works of Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, having been drawn in by the character of Pendergast in Brimstone. I develop little obsessions sometimes. I own every Sherlock Holmes DVD that there is. I absolutely love Jeremy Brett's rendition of Sherlock Holmes. And, I'm still waiting for "The Murder Rooms" to come out on DVD in the United States. Some movies that I liked: The Machinist, Sideways, Adaptation, Dummy, Garden State, Fight Club, Existenz, A Room with a View, The Winslow Affair. Some things I hate (with a passion): Da Vinci Code.

I'm looking for someone around my age, who has achieved some measure of success in life, whether it be financially, academically, or professionally. I'm not looking for a father-figure to take care of me, nor, am I looking for someone younger who needs guidance. I'm looking for a peer. Someone with a head on his shoulders. Someone with goals and dreams. Someone not judgmental or highly critical. Someone who doesn't take life too seriously. Someone not afraid to admit when he is wrong, and is capable of laughing at his own mistakes. Someone down-to-earth, emotionally stable, and open-minded. All I'm really looking for is someone who will be my best friend. Someone I can identify with, share things with, talk to, and be with. I'm looking for someone who understands my sense of humor, can make me laugh, who has common interests, common goals, and, of course, chemistry. Chemistry is very important. I'm not looking for someone with a preconceived notion of what a woman should be like, and is hell-bent on changing me. I'm looking for someone respectful of my thoughts and opinions, and gives me space to be me.

Appearance
height: 5’ 4” (162.6 cms)
eyes: Hazel
hair: Dark brown
body type: Slender
body art: No Answer
best feature: Lips

Interests
for fun:
Watch movies. Read books. Play video games. Write code. Research latest developments in Chimera creations. Visit museums. Study languages. Travel. Sunbathe. Sleep.
favorite hot spots:
Had a great time learning how to snorkel in Hawaii. Want to snorkel the Great Barrier Reef. I like the pretty fishies.
favorite things:
Invader Zim. Buffy. X-Files. BlackAdder. Pearl Jam. Smashing Pumpkins. Monkey Island. Orson Scott Card. Baudrillard. Sherlock Holmes. Jane Austen. Pirates. Sushi. Zombies. Bruce Campbell. Shakespeare. Rennes-le-Chateau
last read:
The Cabinet of Curiosities by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. Special Agent Pendergast is my hero. If I had musical talent, I would compose a song like Bree Sharp about my favorite FBI agent, only it would be Pendergast. I love Pendergast.
sports and exercise: Cycling, Dancing, Martial arts, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking
common interests: Book club/Discussion, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games

Lifestyle
exercise habits: Exercise 1-2 times per week
daily diet: Keep it healthy
smoke: No Way
drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two
job: Technical / Computers / Engineering
Software Development. C/C++ on UNIX, Linux and Windows.
income: $100,001 to $150,000
my place: Live alone
have kids: None
want kids: Definitely
pets:
I have: No Answer
I don't have, but like: Cats, Dogs, Fish

Background/Values
ethnicity: White / Caucasian, Asian
My mother is Chinese and my father is Caucasian.
faith: Spiritual but not religious
education: Bachelors degree
H-B Woodlawn High School. International School of Bangkok. Reed College (Mathematics). Mandarin Training Center, Taiwan Normal University (Chinese). McGill University(Physics). George Mason University (B.S. in Computer Science 1999).
languages: English, Chinese, Japanese
politics: Middle of the Road

About My Date
hair: Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
eyes: Any
height: 5’ 6” (168.0 cms) to 6’ 2” (188.0 cms)
body type: Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
languages: Any
ethnicity: White / Caucasian
faith: Agnostic, Spiritual but not religious
education: Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
job: Executive / Management, Financial services, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Computers / Engineering, Teacher / Professor, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary, Other profession
income: $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
smoke: No Way, Trying to quit
drink: I don't drink alcohol, Social drinker, maybe one or two
relationships: Never Married
have kids: None
want kids: Definitely, Someday
turn-ons: Skinny dipping, Brainiacs, Erotica
turn-offs: Long hair

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Immaculate

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LOL I'm logged into match and she's ONLINE NOW

does match still have IM???


What should I do ? Nothing? Email?
 

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Yo! She just emailed me !! She is SUCH A LIAR.. this is her email

"From the tone of your correspondances, I gather that you have no memory of yelling at me, and calling me names as I left your house. Nor do you seem to be aware that the content of the voice mail messages and email messages are in any way offensive to me.

It took me over an hour to drive home. You made me feel like ****. "


I didn't even wake up when she woke up. And I would never call her names and yell at her. WTF????
 

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this is officially the most screwed up post ive seen to date.

J
 

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Hey, mac....


I thought you were cool bro. But it's kinda easy to see your real allegiances now...



























The Assh0le-C0ck alliance! :crackup:

PS Quit talking to yourself.
 

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OK

She has convinced me through numerous more emails that I did in fact yell at her. She says she got up in the middle of the night and wanted to leave because she was "uncomfortable". She says I was rude and said "go find someone your compatible with then, this internet dating isn't working out for me"... and she claims I called her "psycho" before she left.. LOL.. I was taking tequila shots all night so maybe I did do this I just don't remember.

So then she tells me to add her to her AIM buddy list like she wants to talk. So I told her I was sorry if I did that to her. We ended up chatting for like an hour and then I told her I feel really bad for how I acted and said I'm going to bed.
I got her acting nice to me again ... but who cares? I don't remember if I did what she says I did. It must have been the tequila.

But does it really matter? do I want a girl like this in my life?
 
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