Oddest Match.com Experience EVER! (I think)

[TheTrimReaper]

Good job!

I'm glad to hear this. She's a cute girl, and it sounds like she's treating you right at this point.

If she keeps coming over and giving you the azz, then that's all that matters man.

And you've got the other one, too. Just keep it going. Success has a processional effect, so do what your doing.

 

[Immaculate]

Well I was drinking too so that helped.

OH man I forgot to tell you guys what else she said that night.

Before the BJ, she was looking down at my fully erect tool.

She said "Damn, it goes all the up to your bellybutton? My Ex's **** was SO small"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


I love this girl!

Not really, but you know what I mean.

Oh and guys I'm hooking Trim up with my Japanese girls friend.... We look out for each other here!

 

[MightyMate]

Japan guys have small ****s. Everydoby knows that.I got big **** even for whitey!

 

[Immaculate]

NO this isn't the japanese girl who said that. This is the freak from match who "uses me for sex".

I haven't banged the Japanses girl yet but she is coming over tonight.


This girl is a white chic who told me that LOL..yeah I'm white too.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by TheTrimReaper
Good job!

I'm glad to hear this. She's a cute girl, and it sounds like she's treating you right at this point.

If she keeps coming over and giving you the azz, then that's all that matters man.

And you've got the other one, too. Just keep it going. Success has a processional effect, so do what your doing.

Now she keeps saying she wants me to come over to HER house... Should I go? It's like an hour drive.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
Now she keeps saying she wants me to come over to HER house... Should I go? It's like an hour drive.

Tell her "Sure, you whip up something for dinner and I'll pack an overnight bag."

 

[MightyMate]

Ah yeah. My girl is also white. I love white skinny blonde girls.

 

[al77]

Originally posted by joekerr31
dude, this is so dysfunctional i don't even know where to start.

you meet a chic off the internet, bang her the first night, kick her out in a drunken state of dislike, don't remember the next day, tell her you have an std, she tells you what you did... now you guys are considering developing this relationship further.

joekerr31,

You always have great posts!
Sure, it is how American relationship start these days.

Note, he behaves like a typical jerk and...we all see the results - she fvcks him like crazy.
I think it simply exemplifies the idea of how not to be an AFC.
i.e. get drunk and kick her out. Sure a guy was not preoccupied with thoughts of how to be nice to her. He did what he wanted to do, now...she is fvcking him giving him some very lame excuses like she didn't have sex in 6 months.

But I gotta disagree with you on one thing: this thread is not retarded. It is probabbly the most typical and simple scenario that
leads to success i.e. sex with a woman.
She would never fvck him if he acted like a decent guy taking her top a dinner or a walk in the park and calling her next day to ask if she wants to go see a movie.

Dysfunctional these days means normal or sometimes it means (as it is the case here) success.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Tell her "Sure, you whip up something for dinner and I'll pack an overnight bag."

heheheh Francisco you always got the best lines... where's that book man? Just write one and fill it with lines to use to seduce women over the net.



She emailed and says she got one of those projectors, and she has like a movie theatre inside of her house. She said "You have GOT to come over and see this"..

Well, sorry babe. You blew it with your games. I have a sweet Japanese girl ETA 2 hours to my place.

I didn't say that ofcourse, it's just the truth.

If she is interested in me, she screwed herself, because I really liked her until her mind games.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by al77
joekerr31,

You always have great posts!
Sure, it is how American relationship start these days.

Note, he behaves like a typical jerk and...we all see the results - she fvcks him like crazy.
I think it simply exemplifies the idea of how not to be an AFC.
i.e. get drunk and kick her out. Sure a guy was not preoccupied with thoughts of how to be nice to her. He did what he wanted to do, now...she is fvcking him giving him some very lame excuses like she didn't have sex in 6 months.

But I gotta disagree with you on one thing: this thread is not retarded. It is probabbly the most typical and simple scenario that
leads to success i.e. sex with a woman.
She would never fvck him if he acted like a decent guy taking her top a dinner or a walk in the park and calling her next day to ask if she wants to go see a movie.

Dysfunctional these days means normal or sometimes it means (as it is the case here) success.

OK, Joker who I respect much is off a bit in his interpretation of what happened.

I didn't kick her out. She was leaving at 3 am in the morning, after we had sex for a long time, and I had 10 tequila shots that night. So I sleep for an hour to be woken up by "I'm leaving".

I didn't kick her out, but I apparently did yell at her and call her psycho. LOL. (I still don't remember this at all. She really could be making it up).

 

[Immaculate]

well guys turn of events

the japanese girl flaked on me, not coming over

so I got into AIM with the other girl and she wnats to come over tonight


I used da mans line (Francisco) .. she says her parents are there right now building a shelf for her new projector and she'll call me when she wants me to leave for her house tonight.

God having a back up is nice.

At last I know what it feels like to be a semi DJ

If one girl flakes, onto the next

looks like I'llbe driving an hour tonight. she already gave me her addy to mapquest it.... this should be interesting!

 

[al77]

Originally posted by Immaculate
OK, Joker who I respect much is off a bit in his interpretation of what happened.

I didn't kick her out. She was leaving at 3 am in the morning, after we had sex for a long time

I didn't kick her out, but I apparently did yell at her and call her psycho. LOL. (I still don't remember this at all. She really could be making it up).

Didn't you say:
"She says I was rude and said "go find someone your compatible with then, this internet dating isn't working out for me"?

It seems that you were actually kicking her out with "Go find someone.. it is not working for me.."
Since you admit you don't remeber anything,well, we gotta trust her whatever she is thinking up

Immaculate, anyway you did good since you succeeded. I just wanted to say you thread exemplifies successful jerk behavior that helps to get women and avoid AFC behavior.
Doesn't matter really whatever you said in reality, it was something that a natural jerk would have said.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by al77
Didn't you say:
"She says I was rude and said "go find someone your compatible with then, this internet dating isn't working out for me"?

It seems that you were actually kicking her out with "Go find someone.. it is not working for me.."
Since you admit you don't remeber anything,well, we gotta trust her whatever she is thinking up

Immaculate, anyway you did good since you succeeded. I just wanted to say you thread exemplifies successful jerk behavior that helps to get women and avoid AFC behavior.
Doesn't matter really whatever you said in reality, it was something that a natural jerk would have said.

yeah I said all that while she was leaving on her own will

anyway see me above post before yours

 

[al77]

Originally posted by Immaculate
well guys turn of events
the japanese girl flaked on me, not coming over

I used da mans line (Francisco) .. she says her parents are there right now building a shelf for her new projector and she'll call me when she wants me to leave for her house tonight.

God having a back up is nice.

Keep in mind that the japanese girl could require much more time before she comes over to your place, she knows what it means! As you know Japanese culture is more reserved..

Sure the back up is nice, sometimes you can even admit you have it: "Sure call me back when they are done, meanwhile I'll probably hang out with my japanese friend".
So at leat the other girl would start thinking you got options and she has to act quickly

I start liking your thread!

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by al77
Keep in mind that the japanese girl could require much more time before she comes over to your place, she knows what it means! As you know Japanese culture is more reserved..

Sure the back up is nice, sometimes you can even admit you have it: "Sure call me back when they are done, meanwhile I'll probably hang out with my japanese friend".
So at leat the other girl would start thinking you got options and she has to act quickly

I start liking your thread!

But the Japanese girl came over to my house last night! She said she wanted to stay the night but she can't because she didn't tell her host parents she would be out all night... whatever .. look like I'll be driving to see the mstch freak tonight! driving an hour SUCKS but she did it for me twice already.

 

[al77]

Originally posted by Immaculate
But the Japanese girl came over to my house last night! She said she wanted to stay the night but she can't because she didn't tell her host parents she would be out all night...

That sound like a very legit reason, it makes sense.
So simply mention somehting like "Let me show some 17th century Japanese art thing, I'll not take more than a couple of hours." After she comes over "Oh well, my friend was supposed to bring this piece of art but she's got a flat tire. Lets wait for her.." turn on the music and pur the wine..
Well if it sounds too complicated then "Let me just show you my collcetion of rare books\magazines\beer bottles all over the world"...

Keep us updated!

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by al77
That sound like a very legit reason, it makes sense.
So simply mention somehting like "Let me show some 17th century Japanese art thing, I'll not take more than a couple of hours." After she comes over "Oh well, my friend was supposed to bring this piece of art but she's got a flat tire. Lets wait for her.." turn on the music and pur the wine..
Well if it sounds too complicated then "Let me just show you my collcetion of rare books\magazines\beer bottles all over the world"...

Keep us updated!

she called me an hour before she was supposed to arrive and said "oh I forgot it's my friends birthday I have to hang out with her. but I can still come to your house for dinner but then I have to leave"

I told her dont worry wbout it. We'll do somthing another time. Have fun wioth your friends. Well. She invited me to her friends birthday party, so I don't think she was lying about that but I declined.


So now, just waiting on this other girl to call to tell me to come over. She said "did you mapquest me yet" I said ofcourse not, maybe you won't call. I don't have time to waste. I'll mapquest you as soon as u call"

She said "hey, I'm gonna call"

If she calls I'll let you guys know I'm on the way.

 

[Immaculate]

She calleds guys

I'm on my way for a one hour drive!

This should be interesting!!

 

[MightyMate]

Yo how to became Master Don Juan ?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by MightyMate
Yo how to became Master Don Juan ?

Just keep doing what you're doing.