Oddest Match.com Experience EVER! (I think)

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by joekerr31
this is just sad.

:crackup:

i've got her back in chat right now


hey being a jerk works sometimes!

 

[joekerr31]

dude, this is so dysfunctional i don't even know where to start.

you meet a chic off the internet, bang her the first night, kick her out in a drunken state of dislike, don't remember the next day, tell her you have an std, she tells you what you did... now you guys are considering developing this relationship further.

hahahaha.
:crackup:

keep us updated.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by joekerr31
dude, this is so dysfunctional i don't even know where to start.

you meet a chic off the internet, bang her the first night, kick her out in a drunken state of dislike, don't remember the next day, tell her you have an std, she tells you what you did... now you guys are considering developing this relationship further.

hahahaha.
:crackup:

keep us updated.

i'm trying to get her to come over tonight LOL she's not objecting

 

[Slickster]

Sounds like a keeper Mac

Seriously though my impression is that this isn't the first time she's done this.

She's probably been around alot!

Careful cuz she sounds crazy too.

 

[Immaculate]

She just told me she hasn't had sex in 8 months until I hit it last Sunday

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Don't forget to fuck her in the ass

 

[Immaculate]

I don't think i'm gettin her over tonight but I'm macking her real good in chat right now...

and she said she didn't have sex since April... I smell BS

 

[TheTrimReaper]

I don't know man. Maybe you were drunk like she said? Could it be true? She doesn't look or read like she's that freaky, but who knows.

I feel so out of touch with the ladies these days.

Anyway, good luck with it. If it does work out, you'll always have a pretty funny story to tell.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by TheTrimReaper
I don't know man. Maybe you were drunk like she said? Could it be true? She doesn't look or read like she's that freaky, but who knows.

I feel so out of touch with the ladies these days.

Anyway, good luck with it. If it does work out, you'll always have a pretty funny story to tell.

I think I did do it. I don't remember though. I was taking tequila shots all night and the b!tch gets up and leaves after we screw??? that's the mans job!! But she says she forgives me for yelling at her. And she admits she used me for sex. LOL

 

[The Anti Dr Phil]

Can someone please enlighten me as to what is the problem here???

Perhaps I'm the immoral sort, and perhaps I'm sordid, but didn't you just get laid? A no strings attached lay, clean out of the blue - for that matter? Didn't you enjoy it? If all of that is the case, who gives a flying hell what her motives were or why she isn't answering the phone?

I'm new here, and I don't want to step on anyones toes, start off on the wrong foot, or come across as a smart @ss, but I gotta be honest here - it sounds as if the roles are reveresed. She's playing the part of the guy, and you're acting like the woman.

Why isn't she answering the phone? Why did she do this to me? Are you seriously asking these questions??????? C'mon! Eff it. Chalk it up to a wild/wierd experience, be glad you got laid, and laugh about it over drinks. And if I were you, I'd HOPE a piece of snatch would once again fall into my lap like that, without putting in little or no effort.

And for the love of Christ. Why in the heck are you STILL trying to contact her? You should've contacted her ONE time - either via telephone of via email, and that's it. If she doesn't respond after that, then Eff it, and move on. THere are plenty of women out who are in it JUST to get laid. Be thankful you ran itno one of them, and move on.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by The Anti Dr Phil
Can someone please enlighten me as to what is the problem here???

Perhaps I'm the immoral sort, and perhaps I'm sordid, but didn't you just get laid? A no strings attached lay, clean out of the blue - for that matter? Didn't you enjoy it? If all of that is the case, who gives a flying hell what her motives were or why she isn't answering the phone?

I'm new here, and I don't want to step on anyones toes, start off on the wrong foot, or come across as a smart @ss, but I gotta be honest here - it sounds as if the roles are reveresed. She's playing the part of the guy, and you're acting like the woman.

Why isn't she answering the phone? Why did she do this to me? Are you seriously asking these questions??????? C'mon! Eff it. Chalk it up to a wild/wierd experience, be glad you got laid, and laugh about it over drinks. And if I were you, I'd HOPE a piece of snatch would once again fall into my lap like that, without putting in little or no effort.

And for the love of Christ. Why in the heck are you STILL trying to contact her? You should've contacted her ONE time - either via telephone of via email, and that's it. If she doesn't respond after that, then Eff it, and move on. THere are plenty of women out who are in it JUST to get laid. Be thankful you ran itno one of them, and move on.

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I hear you... Get this... We've been in AIM chat all day. This broad seduced me and bailed! LOL That's the mans job. I've done that to girls before but I've never had a girl want to leave after sex!! Hell yeah I enjoyed it... I told her next time she's not going to have the energy to get up and leave. I told her she'll be too sore. She said she IS really sore hahahahaha... maybe she really didn't have sex in 8 months like she said and she's not a hoebag? She says she left because she felt bad because she doesn't feel we're "compatible". Well I'm changing that sh!t. Either way this is good practice for me. I'm talking all dirty to her and she said "I'm touching myself right now" LOL! She says "I think i'm still in love with my ex"...

Well, I'm at work now and she just wants to chat with me all f@cking day in AIM. Now she's starting to give me compliments... I'm gonna mack this b!tch.

Oh yeah.. she doesn't really have 2 profiles on match. I got ****ing confused because this other girl I'm talkin to on match has the same name.

Thank GOD for this site!!! MY game has improved 10 fold.... Where can I send a donation??

 

[Immaculate]

You guys ain't gonna believe this but she invited me to her house tonight and I pulled a reverse and she's coming over to my house instead. Why is my life so F2cking wierd.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
You guys ain't gonna believe this but she invited me to her house tonight and I pulled a reverse and she's coming over to my house instead. Why is my life so F2cking wierd.

Would you have it any other way?

 

[joekerr31]

she's going to tie you up for some kinky sex. then she'll go into the other room to change into somethign sexy.

but she won't come back. instead some super fat freak of a man will come in and ass ream you.

J

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by joekerr31
she's going to tie you up for some kinky sex. then she'll go into the other room to change into somethign sexy.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=72004&highlight=surprise

 

[Immaculate]

Well I had an awesome night.

She brought the beer I told her too hehehe

She still says we're not "compatible", so she's just going to use me for sex again LOL!!!!

So we grilled outside on my grill. I made her a fine ass dinner steaks/shrimp the works. We played xbox for a little while (she's into video games). Start watching a movie.

I bought these new condoms out by trojan that come in a black box that supposed to make a guy last longer. Hell, I can hardly get off using a regular rubber, so I'm thinking I'm gonnna rock this girls world and just make her wanting more.

So I bang her once for like an hour! LOL and I couldn't bust. So I switched up condoms and then we went at it doggystyle... She said I made her orgasm like 3 times and I didn't even bust a nut! And then she said THIS!!! "you didn't c*m? You want a bl0wjob?" I'm like OK. So she goes downtown and I still didn't get off but whatever I don't care. She even gave me the BJ before I washed the condom crap off my d!ck... that must taste nasty!


I think I got this girl addicted to me now. Oh and she stayed the whole night this time.

Some b!tch tries to SEDUCE ME and dissapear.. look how I turned the tables on her. KUDOS TO MAC!!!

Oh and I got a date Friday with the Japanese girl! She called me yesterday finally.

Things are rolling for me now guys. Thank you ALL for the advice and especially this site. I have gone from a lonely depressed loser to a MAC!

 

[Immaculate]

bump!

 

[joekerr31]

well i gotta admit, it is turning out differently than i thought it would.

I still think this is all going to end horribly badly, like her giving you a cleveland steamer or something...

but that said, on this one don't be taking my advice, because you seem to be getting the results you want as you are.

J

 

[MightyMate]

Sorry to hea that. Do test for AIDS....
Im not joking.. Shes prolly ****in 7 guys a week. 7 guys that she doent know and doesnt care if they match her. Fo real man..

 

[MightyMate]

Originally posted by Immaculate
Well I had an awesome night.

She brought the beer I told her too hehehe

She still says we're not "compatible", so she's just going to use me for sex again LOL!!!!

So we grilled outside on my grill. I made her a fine ass dinner steaks/shrimp the works. We played xbox for a little while (she's into video games). Start watching a movie.

I bought these new condoms out by trojan that come in a black box that supposed to make a guy last longer. Hell, I can hardly get off using a regular rubber, so I'm thinking I'm gonnna rock this girls world and just make her wanting more.

So I bang her once for like an hour! LOL and I couldn't bust. So I switched up condoms and then we went at it doggystyle... She said I made her orgasm like 3 times and I didn't even bust a nut! And then she said THIS!!! "you didn't c*m? You want a bl0wjob?" I'm like OK. So she goes downtown and I still didn't get off but whatever I don't care. She even gave me the BJ before I washed the condom crap off my d!ck... that must taste nasty!


I think I got this girl addicted to me now. Oh and she stayed the whole night this time.

Some b!tch tries to SEDUCE ME and dissapear.. look how I turned the tables on her. KUDOS TO MAC!!!

Oh and I got a date Friday with the Japanese girl! She called me yesterday finally.

Things are rolling for me now guys. Thank you ALL for the advice and especially this site. I have gone from a lonely depressed loser to a MAC!

Haha. Lately i also cant come. I **** **** ****.. I rest a little and stll ****. I can od it even for few hours. Sometimes ******* helps, but it also takes about 20 minutes at least. Haha.