http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIoyTuvqHAs
The speaker set up on the computer I'm using is great. So bassy it just pops.
Biggest thing that has been on the go lately is the 11 days and 15 other people of man power we used to transform Rad's house into the go-to party venue. We then proceeded to throw the biggest Australia day party in the city on Saturday.
Here's how it went.
Saturday
Go over to Rads, we leave to the city for the gym. Marshall and Jesse meet up with us. Proceed to have a good old lift.
Get a haircut, go to a zero. Then we all go to Rads and finish cleaning up his backyard. More people come over to help, we make goon punch, 5 o'clock hits, bouncers arrive and we suit up.
People start showing up between 7.30 and 8.30 in earnest. Party hits a peak at nine. At first I'm walking around vibing, high energy, 2 minute conversations on the outside. Bolton is following me around taking pictures, half of which he unfortunately deletes. Even more than half actually. More like 3/4. ****er.
It's all just vibe. I scream things at girls. Hug everyone. At one stage I grab two girls and lift one over either shoulder for a photo, but it was taken terribly and not worth existing. I'm going to do the same thing soon with the caption "My trophies."
SO many girls into me, at least 5 try and kiss me. We have a "no hook up in public" rule. I stick by it. Girl after girl I refuse until the two I pick up. Go for a three way. Take them to the VIP section, aka upstairs, which we set a bouncer to protect. Take them to a bedroom. They're iffy. Door won't close. They leave.
Back downstairs my state is optimal. A girl from school tries to seduce me to take her upsstairs so she can use the bathroom. Eventually she promises me a job and I relent. I make absolutely no move on her when she is obviously trying to bait me to. She's friends with Ruby, that one girl from ages ago.
Have to go out front to help the bouncers for a bit, which is were Jesse broke the "No drinking" rule and got wasted. Marshall believed he was an exception and nursed a beer, which would have been fine except Jesse can't control his drinking like that and was smashed off his tits, believing it to be acceptable because of Marshall.
I bring two girls out front, one Miranda. We get to banter. She says she went to her exes before hand. I say "How good was the head you gave him?" She said she didn't give him head. I teased her about giving him hand instead. She said "You should know how good I am at that." I so "WOAH, no I shouldn't! Where are you getting THAT from?' Doesn't surprise her for long, she laughs. The bouncers were all talking about how they'd like to **** her and it gets their attention.
Later, some guy starts making out with her and she vomits everywhere. Lame.
Night slows down dramatically, combination of the fact it was a public holiday, someone passed out and someone threw up. Numbers dwindle and vibe follows. DJ turns the music off hours early, huge what the ****? moment and half the party leaves over the next half hour.
By twelve we're kicking people out wantonly. Bit earlier Jesse ****s up and tries to start **** with a guest. Completely stupid idea, he doesn't like the guy but the guy did nothing wrong. Two guys start smoking cigars inside, then I kick them out. Both plead with me. One says "I will never forgive you for this." I nearly ****ing laugh. Eventually Rad and Marshall let them in to get their bags, but they stay in after that.
Phone girl. She would NOT get off her phone the whole night. Even in pictures she is taking a picture WITH HER PHONE. I keep yelling "THIS ISN'T A PHONE PARTY!" At her. One girl replied to that "But is it a FOAM party?" and I said "CAN YOUN SEE THE FOAM?" Anyway, she eventually started saying it was her dad. I let her text for a while after the first time. She is now on the ban list however.
Girls tell me how scary the kick out was, how much I scared them. They always go "But you were in the right." To end it. It seems like turned on scared, like when you pick a girl up and she gets that little adrenaline spark. **** I love lifting girls up.
There is so much more, but it's ben too long. If only I had a computer. My mum refuses to give me one until I get a job. I told her she can keep it then.
The party dies and I basically just go to bed with Ruby. Freind zone her, which pisses her off. She says things like "I honeslty don't think I want to have sex for a long time (ok that's your choice) NO OFFENCE" The last part MADE it personal.
I get up for a bit and just question the **** out of Maria sexually. "How do you give head?" "Dominance or sensistivity?" "So I'm the perfect guy then." "Do you dive right on the dong, or tease it first?" She laughs so much. Then she does a couple of headies, aka wall headbutts, she were drunk. I call her a drunk skank a couple of times. At one stage she goes all low self esteem, says she isn't that pretty I yell "Shut the **** up you dumb *****, the consensus at school was you were the most beautiful girl there." She said "Yeah right." I said "**** you." She believed me. She has a boyfriend, but is secretly Marshalls.
Then Jesse makes the worst mistake of the night and hooks up with the groups little sister, who just turned 15, in Radomir's mums bed. HUGE **** move on his part. Imagine the girl you know who admires every guy in your group, looks up to them. Then imagine using that admiration to maipulate her into hooking up with you. It's just a ****ing cvnt move. Then in THE HOST'S PARENT'S bed, when you know how difficult she can be and how hard it was for the host to throw this party in the first place. Oh wait, you're also one of his best friends, a co-host, and were repeatedly asked NOT to hook up with the girl.
Ruby gives mke an amazing massage and I reciprocate then fall to sleep. When I wake up she tells me I'm a protective sleeper. Apparently I'd roll around a lot, but always place and arm over her or grab her hand once I'd settled. Apaprently if another guy walked into the room (but not a girl) I started to growl quietly every time.
Wake up
Sunday
And everyone else is up and drinking, sans Sarah, Rad , Jesse and Molly.
However, besides Ruby picking up some bottles, no cleanign has been done. At first I start to clean, then I realise everyone else is sitting on their asses. I yell "Everyone get cleaning." To which the don't reply. I take a bin outside, walk back in and yell "GET CLEANING OR GET OUT." Slowly they start getting up then I yell "THIS IS RIDICULOUS RUDE, IF THIS WERE YOUR HOUSE'S YOU'D ALL BE PANICKING RIGHT NOW." There was a little argument from Marshall, but everyone started cleaning. Only Molly really took intiiative with her cleaning, everryone else came up to me asking what the next job shoudl be. I was like "Come on, there's jobs everywhere." But within an hour we'd mostly finished. I had to mop the bathroom again and Ruby had to mop twice, but in the end I walked out and said "Three jobs left. Two people to cleasn dishes, one person to clear the bench." Three people volunteered and I relaxed anc hatted to the rest. Shot the ****.
At 11 the remainder of us went to the store and got food for a massive breakfast I cooked. Eggs, chicken sausages and cheese, so much cheese, to make brekkie wraps. Had a fat bigne on Gingerbread and mnms as well.
Monday I rested.
Tuesday I went to the city, knocked out one ridiculous solid approach. Hottest girl in Busselton. No ****, 500 like dp in a country town with less teenagers than that.
Wednesday, same diff, no good approaches though. Met Gabby Tobar, who I talked to on Jesses phone ages ago and who gave me her number. Kept tricking her, she gave me a really heavy sex vibe. I think it pissed Jesse off because she invited him to the ball. He got really quiet while we bonded. She was impressed I knew what a pescetarian was, I didn't like soda and we had the same views on Vegetarianism. We both love honey and I taught her how to give it crystals. So on so forth, just a girl I clicked with super good.
Today I'm helping Rad prepare for the MLC ball afters which, thanks to Gabby, Marshall and I collaborating, we are now throwing.
Haven't had sex since Ellen, but this dry streak is nothing, life is good
