Jack Wealthy
Master Don Juan
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thursday
Went out this night. Had a girl over first, sesh and sex. I froze up and got so nervous after we had smoked but finally I just went for it and had some pretty much amazing sex where I actually came from the sex. It was honestly just indescribable.
Afterwards went to see Batman with the brose, smoked weed after and my blood pressure went so low I had a seizure. That was pretty ****ed and I sprained my ankle really bad, vowed to never smoke weed again. My friend was talking to the police when all of a sudden I said to another friend "Dude mgfmghmdfgmdsmfmdf..." and sat down, then fell down. I woke up to him saying "Dude the cops are like right there man" and I said "Are they?" Sat up and then felt one of the most intense pains of my life in my ankle.
We had to catch a taxi to mine and an 40 minutes later when I looked at my ankle it was the size of a softball.
Friday
Where to begin?
I ate reaaaaaaaaallly well this day mainly. Heaps of natural anti-inflammatory and high protein foods. Same with Saturday.
My friend picked me up from mine around 6 because I couldn't get out on my own easily. We went to the city and met another friend, he helped me get a walking stick. The whole rest of the night I had a cane.
So we went to this house party that got designated to a park instead, while there I met a few girls. None sparked. While standing there having fun with guy friends a girl came up and said "My friend said to talk to you guys, I don't know why or where she is..." I said "Because I'm here and Jessies here, I'm Jaedon." Eventually the conversation progressed to her saying "I live around here" me saying "You should give me a tour then" and her saying "There are some trees" To which I responded "Give me a tour of them." She laughed. We then talked about tree-top tours. She protested a little. I said I didn't want to see trees I wanted to hook up with her. Made it unsubtle. May have complimented her.
Jessie wingmanned the **** out of me then I took her to some trees. she just talked an talked and talked, then drunk some. I threw her drink away. After she stopped being annoyed I kissed her. It was mediocre.
Her friends came at this point, I met them. They liked me. She hung out with them and refused to go off with me for the next hour and a half. I had a cane this whole time btw, I was limping really bad and looked pretty terrible. I was dressed okay though. Half derro half indie.
After the allotted time I went back up to her and her friend helped me get with her. We walked to a construction site. I farted and chucked a piss. Broke us into the construction site. We lay down near the entrance I made but people came when we were naked, then my friend called me and I made her move our stuff. then we had a little sex but I was having difficulty getting hard in the cold, our jackets on the floor were not overly comfortable and my ankle was giving me gyp. So I told her to suck me and she said no. I told her to wank me then, she hurt my **** so I did it myself. Then I had sex with her.
The sex was weird, her ***** was small. Not as in tight, thoguh she was tighter than average, but short. After a couple of minutes the police came to break up a fight Jessie was in where he knocked out three people.
Me, the girl Jessie and Ed (can guy) all went to the train. I had a proper conversation with the girl and got her number as she was leaving. We made out for a little while longer but twas mediocre. She was hot but had such an annoying voice and didn't go down. The whole thing was one night stand-y to me as well. I bumped into a friend from primary school and his friends on the way to the train as well, one of them liked her heaps and was smashed drunk.
Catching the next train Jessie saw a very hot girl and said "Jaedon, attack!" I went up to her and said she was hot or something. We talked until I got off and kissed her cheek/got her number/got a photo with her. She was French and I kept jokingly saying Italian phrases/stereotypes about her.
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Do you want another one?
(We were talking about sex with each other)
Her: you'll have to ask my boyfriend if that's okay.
Me: No I don't, the sex would only involve us. It would be good for us, not for him.
...
Me: You have to admit though, we have the same colour eyes (ching ching ching). We'd have good looking kids (JACKPOT)
Her: (Laughing very hard and touching me quite a lotly) Yes we would. (sexy French girl accent)
I've got a picture of her I should totes post.
Crashed at Jessies.
Saturday
Woke up at Jessies and went back home. Don't remember what I did really. We all met up (Me, Marshall, Jessie and Ed) to go to a party in flannels because of my flannel jokes. We did.
We had a pretty hectic bus ride where we all agreed to use a different persons name as a joke. We held this for about half an hour before it got too hard to hook up and we all stopped. the guy who threw this party loves me for some reason, he kept talking to me and asking how my night had been. Good host or a bit creepy, still up in the air for me.
About 20 minutes in other people begun to arrive. I immediately walked up to one of them and said "You're attractive." She said thank you then looked away. I said "I want to sleep with you." she barely responded, did not give a ****. I said "Come with me." She smiled and said okay. Walked with me out the front. I put my arm around her. On the way out she started stumbling a bit. I said "you're drunk aren't you?" She said yeah. I said sorry but no, she said something about being dissapointed while I passed her off to her very worried looking friends.
Later she made out with my friend, whole different story.
After her I went up to another girl and said pretty much the same things. She later said to me "you had me until you started being arrogant." I lol'd, ball'd and moved the **** on.
I went up to heaps of people, met/hugged them and kept saying "Share the love." Very touchy feely after such a strong start to a night. Two girls were laughin at everything I said so hard I stopped thinking it was funny, They said "You're really funny" I said "No, it's the sexual tension between us because I want to **** both of you at the same time and you are both considering it" They laughed hard but I didn't actually want either because they seemed like virgins. actually that interaction was before girl two, whose name is ruby btw.
After that I approached a black girl, she said she'd hook up with me when I was drunk. A couple of other girls seemed into me. I made a joke about a girl called Molly being on MDMA. I approached a girl with braces I've met before but forgot about, told her I wanted to **** her a couple of times because she was beautiful. At first she was all like "But you don't know me" So I was all like "I know you're ****ing gorgeous, if you want me to get to know you put on 15 kilos and we can talk." she ended up taking me around the corner, she was one of those girls who doesn't want other people to know we were hooking up. we made out and it was ok. She said to find her later in the night so she can have sex with me.
I left and talked to heaps of people, had a fat ****ing hang. fast forward two or so hours and I went back to her. I took her out front but there was heaps of people there and it was ****, so we went back out back and started to go downstairs. Backyard had a downstairs, ****ing cool house. Unfortunately (ohhhhhhhh noooooooo) some ***** who wanted me came up and was all like "EYE NOSE WHAT YOU GUISE ARE DOING WEAR PROTECTION" and I'm like "No we're not." Then she walked off. My girl said that ruined the mood for her and left.
I was frustrated as **** man. **** man. I went up and hooked up with some random girl, don't know how. Something like "I'm hot, yada ****ing yada yada you're hot let's do this." At this stage I was partying ****ing hard, my group were the life of this party. I went shirtless and girls started feeling me up. I have a ****ing good body. I as shirtless because a girl asked for flannel since she was cold, I gave it to her because I was hot. Inexplicably whe she gave it back some other girl ruined the mood and we didn't hook up. She wasn't that hot anyway, the other two girls were the hottest anyway. Pity ****ing ****blocked was I. Probs cos this party was huge, about a hundred people.
I'm partying ****ing hard being the life of ****, huggin everyone. I walk up to black girl and say "I'm hooking up with you now." Push her up against a wall and kiss her. At another stage I said "I only want to hook up with you, because you are hot and because you are black." She smiled and we kissed for a bit. Was okay. She was a good kisser but no chemistry.
Went out this night. Had a girl over first, sesh and sex. I froze up and got so nervous after we had smoked but finally I just went for it and had some pretty much amazing sex where I actually came from the sex. It was honestly just indescribable.
Afterwards went to see Batman with the brose, smoked weed after and my blood pressure went so low I had a seizure. That was pretty ****ed and I sprained my ankle really bad, vowed to never smoke weed again. My friend was talking to the police when all of a sudden I said to another friend "Dude mgfmghmdfgmdsmfmdf..." and sat down, then fell down. I woke up to him saying "Dude the cops are like right there man" and I said "Are they?" Sat up and then felt one of the most intense pains of my life in my ankle.
We had to catch a taxi to mine and an 40 minutes later when I looked at my ankle it was the size of a softball.
Friday
Where to begin?
I ate reaaaaaaaaallly well this day mainly. Heaps of natural anti-inflammatory and high protein foods. Same with Saturday.
My friend picked me up from mine around 6 because I couldn't get out on my own easily. We went to the city and met another friend, he helped me get a walking stick. The whole rest of the night I had a cane.
So we went to this house party that got designated to a park instead, while there I met a few girls. None sparked. While standing there having fun with guy friends a girl came up and said "My friend said to talk to you guys, I don't know why or where she is..." I said "Because I'm here and Jessies here, I'm Jaedon." Eventually the conversation progressed to her saying "I live around here" me saying "You should give me a tour then" and her saying "There are some trees" To which I responded "Give me a tour of them." She laughed. We then talked about tree-top tours. She protested a little. I said I didn't want to see trees I wanted to hook up with her. Made it unsubtle. May have complimented her.
Jessie wingmanned the **** out of me then I took her to some trees. she just talked an talked and talked, then drunk some. I threw her drink away. After she stopped being annoyed I kissed her. It was mediocre.
Her friends came at this point, I met them. They liked me. She hung out with them and refused to go off with me for the next hour and a half. I had a cane this whole time btw, I was limping really bad and looked pretty terrible. I was dressed okay though. Half derro half indie.
After the allotted time I went back up to her and her friend helped me get with her. We walked to a construction site. I farted and chucked a piss. Broke us into the construction site. We lay down near the entrance I made but people came when we were naked, then my friend called me and I made her move our stuff. then we had a little sex but I was having difficulty getting hard in the cold, our jackets on the floor were not overly comfortable and my ankle was giving me gyp. So I told her to suck me and she said no. I told her to wank me then, she hurt my **** so I did it myself. Then I had sex with her.
The sex was weird, her ***** was small. Not as in tight, thoguh she was tighter than average, but short. After a couple of minutes the police came to break up a fight Jessie was in where he knocked out three people.
Me, the girl Jessie and Ed (can guy) all went to the train. I had a proper conversation with the girl and got her number as she was leaving. We made out for a little while longer but twas mediocre. She was hot but had such an annoying voice and didn't go down. The whole thing was one night stand-y to me as well. I bumped into a friend from primary school and his friends on the way to the train as well, one of them liked her heaps and was smashed drunk.
Catching the next train Jessie saw a very hot girl and said "Jaedon, attack!" I went up to her and said she was hot or something. We talked until I got off and kissed her cheek/got her number/got a photo with her. She was French and I kept jokingly saying Italian phrases/stereotypes about her.
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Do you want another one?
(We were talking about sex with each other)
Her: you'll have to ask my boyfriend if that's okay.
Me: No I don't, the sex would only involve us. It would be good for us, not for him.
...
Me: You have to admit though, we have the same colour eyes (ching ching ching). We'd have good looking kids (JACKPOT)
Her: (Laughing very hard and touching me quite a lotly) Yes we would. (sexy French girl accent)
I've got a picture of her I should totes post.
Crashed at Jessies.
Saturday
Woke up at Jessies and went back home. Don't remember what I did really. We all met up (Me, Marshall, Jessie and Ed) to go to a party in flannels because of my flannel jokes. We did.
We had a pretty hectic bus ride where we all agreed to use a different persons name as a joke. We held this for about half an hour before it got too hard to hook up and we all stopped. the guy who threw this party loves me for some reason, he kept talking to me and asking how my night had been. Good host or a bit creepy, still up in the air for me.
About 20 minutes in other people begun to arrive. I immediately walked up to one of them and said "You're attractive." She said thank you then looked away. I said "I want to sleep with you." she barely responded, did not give a ****. I said "Come with me." She smiled and said okay. Walked with me out the front. I put my arm around her. On the way out she started stumbling a bit. I said "you're drunk aren't you?" She said yeah. I said sorry but no, she said something about being dissapointed while I passed her off to her very worried looking friends.
Later she made out with my friend, whole different story.
After her I went up to another girl and said pretty much the same things. She later said to me "you had me until you started being arrogant." I lol'd, ball'd and moved the **** on.
I went up to heaps of people, met/hugged them and kept saying "Share the love." Very touchy feely after such a strong start to a night. Two girls were laughin at everything I said so hard I stopped thinking it was funny, They said "You're really funny" I said "No, it's the sexual tension between us because I want to **** both of you at the same time and you are both considering it" They laughed hard but I didn't actually want either because they seemed like virgins. actually that interaction was before girl two, whose name is ruby btw.
After that I approached a black girl, she said she'd hook up with me when I was drunk. A couple of other girls seemed into me. I made a joke about a girl called Molly being on MDMA. I approached a girl with braces I've met before but forgot about, told her I wanted to **** her a couple of times because she was beautiful. At first she was all like "But you don't know me" So I was all like "I know you're ****ing gorgeous, if you want me to get to know you put on 15 kilos and we can talk." she ended up taking me around the corner, she was one of those girls who doesn't want other people to know we were hooking up. we made out and it was ok. She said to find her later in the night so she can have sex with me.
I left and talked to heaps of people, had a fat ****ing hang. fast forward two or so hours and I went back to her. I took her out front but there was heaps of people there and it was ****, so we went back out back and started to go downstairs. Backyard had a downstairs, ****ing cool house. Unfortunately (ohhhhhhhh noooooooo) some ***** who wanted me came up and was all like "EYE NOSE WHAT YOU GUISE ARE DOING WEAR PROTECTION" and I'm like "No we're not." Then she walked off. My girl said that ruined the mood for her and left.
I was frustrated as **** man. **** man. I went up and hooked up with some random girl, don't know how. Something like "I'm hot, yada ****ing yada yada you're hot let's do this." At this stage I was partying ****ing hard, my group were the life of this party. I went shirtless and girls started feeling me up. I have a ****ing good body. I as shirtless because a girl asked for flannel since she was cold, I gave it to her because I was hot. Inexplicably whe she gave it back some other girl ruined the mood and we didn't hook up. She wasn't that hot anyway, the other two girls were the hottest anyway. Pity ****ing ****blocked was I. Probs cos this party was huge, about a hundred people.
I'm partying ****ing hard being the life of ****, huggin everyone. I walk up to black girl and say "I'm hooking up with you now." Push her up against a wall and kiss her. At another stage I said "I only want to hook up with you, because you are hot and because you are black." She smiled and we kissed for a bit. Was okay. She was a good kisser but no chemistry.
" I think I'm in with a chance there, which means I've been rejected less than ten times as new me and have had a handjob, sex, three girls agreeing to sex with me and 4+ makeouts.
