Riverside Mother****er
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V775PPuBc7Y
Just got back from Leavers. ****ing epic. I don't use that word in the sense most people use it, I mean a literal epic like the Iliad or the scale of the ocean.
Monday
Woke up. Went with Rad, my PUA friend, to buy stuff. Bought beef jerky and a pair of shoes. Probably hit on some girls. Was slightly high for the bus.
Get on the bus. We are the loud group. A one stage Rad starts playing an adjective game, where everyone on the bus has to name an adjective to do with this girl. This guy "loves" her, so I made hectiv fun of him. My adjectives were thingslike "voluptious," "squishy", "fat" and "soft".
Get to Busselton. Set up tent. Inside tent, eat trail mix and sort condoms.
Get on bus to zone. Lost Rad when I went to see Jesse, whose staying in a car with Ed. Zone bus is loud. Guys drunken chants mostly. Screams of inebriated women. Nearly wasnt let on bus, was let on first. Sitting at the back. For once its the front that's loud. ****. Sit in mostly silence. Store energy.
Get off bus, run to get wrist band. Get in line. Cut in line. Two hundred people go in, then me. I immediately meet up with friends, then get a drink of water. Go to dance tent, dance. Lose my phone in first 15 seconds. Do not wear gym shorts to rave. At least I have less to worry abvout now.
Dancing. Guy obviously on ectasy dances near me. He's bugging out. Obviously can't see reality through a fugue of drugs. He grabs some girl, hooks in. I am shocked. Rad does the same. I feel left behind.
Grab girl. Make out. Dance. Make out.
I get to six, it's fairly repetitive. Rad has spent the last hour with one girl, dancing and kissing alternately. I find a girl. Hot. I do the same thing, for twenty. Rad decides we'll leave. Girls instantly accept. Mine invites me over for swimming in the pool. I set heavy sexual vibe.
Tell the girls to catch the immediate bus. IT's twelve. We say the buses get worse and worse until one, then some people get left behind. THis is true. Girls are interested. Logical discussion ceases.
At her hotel. Rad got off at the same stop and went to his girls house. Lucky. He got a local. I get a hotel. Stoked. Her auntie offers me a cone as we all chill around in the loungeroom. I accept. Blazed as tits, my girl holds my arm. Turned on. We hug. I withhold kisses 9/10 times. She asks what I'd like to do. I stare into her eyes. She asks if I'd like to go to her room. I say yes.
We have a shower. I fingerbang her. Obviously wants my **** in her, in the shower. She realises I won't do that. Tries to get me inside her on bed. I break the flow, put on condom. We **** for 15 minutes. We end up with her lying on the bed, hips slightly raised. I'm ****ing down into her. She keeps asking for it harder. I'm really high and hav hit max pace. I start timing my thrusts and interspersing them with pushes from my arms into the matress. The bed bounces me in and out of her, I maintain a frantic pace. She starts to ***. She continues to ***. The rhythmic contractions of her orgasm are unbelievable. I ***. She continues to ***. I keep thrusting. A minute after my orgasm, hers seems to be going still. My erection is becoming flacid. ****. I pull out. She breaks out of her trance.
"What?"
I laugh. "I came."
"I bet that would have been good."
"Give me like, five minutes." I then lie down.
"Have you done this type of thing before?"
"What?"
"A one night stand."
"No. I was a virgin."
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REALLY??"
I laugh.
"Well, you were my first one night stand."
I hi five her and thank her for the privelage. I then commend her on a good choice. I doubt it in my mind, until I remember she is from Bunbury.
Leavers 2012.
I finger her again. She cums. We then go to sleep, happy, glowing in mutual orgasmic bliss.
Tuesday
Technically I was awake Tuesday. This is post waking.
I wake up at 8. Girl will not wake up. More accurately, will not stay up. Decide to turn her on. **** her again. Doesn't mind about condom, again. Weatr one. Stop halfway through from exhaustion, tell her to blow me. She says she is too sleepy. Goes to sleep. Her friends get up, we wake up. I shoot the **** with them for a half hour, then she walks me to my bus. Bus doesn't come. I walk to adjacent motel, catch taxi back to Beachlands. No one is home. I buy icecream and pester reception with phone calls. No one in my group answers. Sghe won't tell me where my other friends- Marshall, Eily, Scott, etc.- are staying. The have a chalet, of which I am envious. I call Eily. Answers on second ring. Tells me which numbers they have. I head over.
Greeted with cheers. So happy. Chat with everyone. Marshall had a **** night. He agrees to hit on girls with me, eventually bails to friends though. He picks up a girl on the way back on the bus.
I go to the beach. Few women, mostly mixed sets. Leave. Zone is cancelled due to weather. Spend houirs trying to find something to do. Crash countless girls chalets. After gettig kicked out around 1, Rad, Marshall and I all give up. Camp in Marshalls chalet.
Wednesday
Wake up with ferocious morning wood. Penis is angry at not getting wet. MY appetite is aroused.
I got to Subway, hit on girls. Go to town cnetre, hit on girls. Hit on girls at Micky D's, not that hot but definately girls.
Bump into girl I know, with Jesse, who knows her a lot better. She invites us to party. I accept.
Go home. Playing Monopoly with the boys. As fun as pushing kids down stairs. Except this is actually fun and I've done it. Druing game, Jesses calls and says ot to bother going to the party. Ratio is non existant. 15 guys, 3 girls, two of them taken.
Keep plainyg board game. Marshall calls. Apparently ratio is more like, all women mostly gay guys. Agree to head over. Me and Rad, plus Tishan- another PUA friend who just got into it. Made out with three girls on his first night. Taagging along are two comrades from Monopoly, one of them the tragic lover. They are out of place and miss the run for the bus. We go as a ttriad of pimps.
Arrive a triad of players. ****ing cold, 60km/h winds outside. My nipples are erect through three layers.
Initiate hitting on girls. All fairly non-memorable. Hit on a dozen girls. A couple are interestd, but super smashed. Am only the tuiniest bit high, if antything. Go for the girl who invited me. She's more itnerested in MArshall, who lost his virginity mere hours beforehand. At the same party, just after I got there. The condom fell off. She was on the pill. All g.
Shannon is fukcing hot. She admits she finds me incredibly atractive. Exact wording "You're a compulsive liar who still manages to be really attractive." She brings this up as part of her telling Marshall and I she finds our group, with Jesse, the most attractive guys she knows. She says she tries to stay away from us because we are bad for her. I leave her for Marshall, hoping for two in one night. When I leave they hook up, she fingers herself. They don't kiss. Just grinding and masturbation. Apparently he has tio sort out things with Jesse, who Shannon believes has feeligns for her. I love the way she imposes these feelings on Jesse, because he's a tragic artist. He smokes weed and plays guitar, trips and trains. For me she knows I just want to **** her. Even if only subconsciously, she knows. When We are alone together and she isn't ****ed up on multiple substances I will go there. As I *** I will mentally hi five the whole gang. Our thrusts will be synchronized in spirit.
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