Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
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dude classic case...
You should go slap your mom, than go see a doctor!
It's solvable, you just have to START analyzing, from all angles.
Why would somebody say you are special? maybe it's because the hot babe walks your way gives you wicked EC than you stare at her with your tongue hangin out, she says "hi, what's your name?" immediatley you start to thinK... "HEY this B*ITCH, thinks I'm special!!" I ain't gonna give her the time of day... and before you know it the first words come out of your mouth without control.... You answer to her question comes off somewhere along the lines of "B*TCH! I don't have to tell you" while you run down the hall grumbling about how stupid sh*ts some people can be. Like she should have at least learned your name before she came to see you right! Or is that a no? Because if she did know your name, the only reason she'd be coming up to you was to prove to her friends that you really are "special"
:crackup: dude:crackup:
I don't know who raised you or what kind of stupid **** you do to the animals you catch in your traps, I don;t care that you've sawed off your knuckles to give a permanent finger, I don't even give a **** when you tell me that your dad used to beat u up. I've seen it all, I've felt the pain, and I've tried to make up for the damage that was done to me.
I got over it.
Now I'm having fun, too much fun... I stopped and listened, I slowed down and learned.
There's something wrong in your head, and I think one day you are going to find a nice girl, she's going to love you in every way you've ever wanted, she's going to give you more kinds of orgasms every night than you'd ever imagined possible. Your going to propose to her in the first 6 months, get married 3 month later in vegas, go on your honeymoon and your going to get smashed... You will be right by her side puffing your chest at how big of a man you are, so of course she HAS to drink with you at the same time...
I hope I don't have to explain the rest of the story following this, but if you keep thinking this way that's most likely going to happen.... If you are lucky... Otherwise you'll either get the chair or multiple life sentences for the number of crimes you will commit that night.
Think about what your saying man, your not giving anybody any credit for anything, why do you think *****es are *****es? Why do *****s act like *****s? Why are *******s such *******s?
And above all why are you so "perfect" that you can't take advice from 50 other people who trying to get over the same problems as you?
All of us here at sosuave came here to learn, not to ***** or troll! Everybody that's posted to this topic is trying to help you in some way or another. It's all excellent advice for somebody in your shoes. I wish I could try them on, but we are light years apart, we obviously have amazingly different lives, you would make an excellent friend if we could speak to eachother and learn to compliment eachothers shortfalls.
dude classic case...
You should go slap your mom, than go see a doctor!
It's solvable, you just have to START analyzing, from all angles.
Why would somebody say you are special? maybe it's because the hot babe walks your way gives you wicked EC than you stare at her with your tongue hangin out, she says "hi, what's your name?" immediatley you start to thinK... "HEY this B*ITCH, thinks I'm special!!" I ain't gonna give her the time of day... and before you know it the first words come out of your mouth without control.... You answer to her question comes off somewhere along the lines of "B*TCH! I don't have to tell you" while you run down the hall grumbling about how stupid sh*ts some people can be. Like she should have at least learned your name before she came to see you right! Or is that a no? Because if she did know your name, the only reason she'd be coming up to you was to prove to her friends that you really are "special"
:crackup: dude:crackup:
I don't know who raised you or what kind of stupid **** you do to the animals you catch in your traps, I don;t care that you've sawed off your knuckles to give a permanent finger, I don't even give a **** when you tell me that your dad used to beat u up. I've seen it all, I've felt the pain, and I've tried to make up for the damage that was done to me.
I got over it.
Now I'm having fun, too much fun... I stopped and listened, I slowed down and learned.
There's something wrong in your head, and I think one day you are going to find a nice girl, she's going to love you in every way you've ever wanted, she's going to give you more kinds of orgasms every night than you'd ever imagined possible. Your going to propose to her in the first 6 months, get married 3 month later in vegas, go on your honeymoon and your going to get smashed... You will be right by her side puffing your chest at how big of a man you are, so of course she HAS to drink with you at the same time...
I hope I don't have to explain the rest of the story following this, but if you keep thinking this way that's most likely going to happen.... If you are lucky... Otherwise you'll either get the chair or multiple life sentences for the number of crimes you will commit that night.
Think about what your saying man, your not giving anybody any credit for anything, why do you think *****es are *****es? Why do *****s act like *****s? Why are *******s such *******s?
And above all why are you so "perfect" that you can't take advice from 50 other people who trying to get over the same problems as you?
All of us here at sosuave came here to learn, not to ***** or troll! Everybody that's posted to this topic is trying to help you in some way or another. It's all excellent advice for somebody in your shoes. I wish I could try them on, but we are light years apart, we obviously have amazingly different lives, you would make an excellent friend if we could speak to eachother and learn to compliment eachothers shortfalls.