I have a "Slow" voice tone and want to know how to improve it.

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haha FAS

dude classic case...

You should go slap your mom, than go see a doctor!

It's solvable, you just have to START analyzing, from all angles.

Why would somebody say you are special? maybe it's because the hot babe walks your way gives you wicked EC than you stare at her with your tongue hangin out, she says "hi, what's your name?" immediatley you start to thinK... "HEY this B*ITCH, thinks I'm special!!" I ain't gonna give her the time of day... and before you know it the first words come out of your mouth without control.... You answer to her question comes off somewhere along the lines of "B*TCH! I don't have to tell you" while you run down the hall grumbling about how stupid sh*ts some people can be. Like she should have at least learned your name before she came to see you right! Or is that a no? Because if she did know your name, the only reason she'd be coming up to you was to prove to her friends that you really are "special"

:crackup: dude:crackup:

I don't know who raised you or what kind of stupid **** you do to the animals you catch in your traps, I don;t care that you've sawed off your knuckles to give a permanent finger, I don't even give a **** when you tell me that your dad used to beat u up. I've seen it all, I've felt the pain, and I've tried to make up for the damage that was done to me.

I got over it.

Now I'm having fun, too much fun... I stopped and listened, I slowed down and learned.

There's something wrong in your head, and I think one day you are going to find a nice girl, she's going to love you in every way you've ever wanted, she's going to give you more kinds of orgasms every night than you'd ever imagined possible. Your going to propose to her in the first 6 months, get married 3 month later in vegas, go on your honeymoon and your going to get smashed... You will be right by her side puffing your chest at how big of a man you are, so of course she HAS to drink with you at the same time...

I hope I don't have to explain the rest of the story following this, but if you keep thinking this way that's most likely going to happen.... If you are lucky... Otherwise you'll either get the chair or multiple life sentences for the number of crimes you will commit that night.

Think about what your saying man, your not giving anybody any credit for anything, why do you think *****es are *****es? Why do *****s act like *****s? Why are *******s such *******s?

And above all why are you so "perfect" that you can't take advice from 50 other people who trying to get over the same problems as you?

All of us here at sosuave came here to learn, not to ***** or troll! Everybody that's posted to this topic is trying to help you in some way or another. It's all excellent advice for somebody in your shoes. I wish I could try them on, but we are light years apart, we obviously have amazingly different lives, you would make an excellent friend if we could speak to eachother and learn to compliment eachothers shortfalls.
 

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Oh, come on. I wash up every morning, I approach girls, I ask open-ended questions, there's nothing more I can do and no, unless there's like some magical potion, you can't really MAKE girls like you.
As I said. Ignorance.
You can do soooooo much more than just that.
Get your beliefs fixed for a good start.

And above all why are you so "perfect" that you can't take advice from 50 other people who trying to get over the same problems as you?

All of us here at sosuave came here to learn, not to ***** or troll! Everybody that's posted to this topic is trying to help you in some way or another. It's all excellent advice for somebody in your shoes. I wish I could try them on, but we are light years apart, we obviously have amazingly different lives, you would make an excellent friend if we could speak to eachother and learn to compliment each others shortfalls.


And no, they don't know **** about you. That's true. But they do have an impression of you and THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT IMPRESSION! (and no, that's not the first random 'snob biatch' who started 'talking ****' about you)
 

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As I said. Ignorance.
You can do soooooo much more than just that.
Yeah, like what?
And no, they don't know **** about you. That's true. But they do have an impression of you and THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT IMPRESSION!
Hey, dude, just because they don't feel like approaching me, doesn't make me shy, maybe I just don't like yapping all the time and talking to EVERY f*cking person I see, including those judgemental snobs. Also, I can't stop them from judging me about things that I can't fix, I wash up in the morning, have a good appearence, keep eye contact, hell, I can't help it if my voice sounds slow, that's just me.

Originally posted by Soniq_red
Viper's next thread:

My hair is dark, how do I get a girl because girls don't like dark hair? I want to improve it without changing the color.

PS: if one more person gives me a tip I'm gonna hunt them down.
Oh come on dude are you f*cking stupid really? You must be a f*cking idiot to say something like that. I mean come on, really, that's just... a bad attempt at dissing me.

Also, I'm sick and tired of taking crap from these freshmen, they come in school thinking they're all big and sh*t, I have to show them who's boss, who's older, who's stronger. Sure, there are some hot freshmen babes I will admit and there are a few freshmen that I'm friends with, but most of them just talk sh*t and TRY to act older than they are.
 

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Ok, its hard to admit but youre a loser. You get picked on by freshmen...come on dude. You can keep saying this stuff all you want ,BUT until you actually get some amount of success all you say is BS. Get mad at this, start cussing do whatever, you need to work on you attitude. I dont know why you expect the snobby girls that you hate to approach you. I look a billion time better than you and i dont expect to get approached.

They call you shy cause you dont talk to anyone. Thats YOUR fault, so dont get mad at them cause theyre hot and they know it, get mad at yourself for being a tool. I hope you get hit by a focking bus.

You accepted your SLOW voice pretty face. Why dont you accept anything else?? I honestly think youre a troll.

PS. I dont wish harm to anyone, but youre a disgrace to the male species.
 

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Yeah, like what?
Do you have a fun interaction with them (the girls you talk to)?
No? Than you have to work on that.
I also put this one already but you might have missed it.
Get your beliefs fixed for a good start
Getting your inner game together first, before the outer game.


I said this before, I don't know if you already did this but anyway, I recommend you get some of David D. (double your dating) stuff. Advanced series would be great. You don't have to buy em. I ripped them too. Just limewire the stuff. Come on, a teenager like you and me doesn't have to go get a creditcard for this stuff. Just rip it, watch it.
I have learned so much stuff of that. I still don't get the kind of succes I want on a regular basis, but I can see myself improve and getting closer to that what I want. And if it weren't for his products (and maybe some articles on this site) I would still be wondering why all my mates we're having succes when I wasn't. I believe his programs can do the same thing for you too.

I mean, you can go out saying that you don't need that kind of stuff for as long as you want and saying that those people at your school are all biatches and that they're missing out but come on, wouldn't you be wasting your time?
 

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Get mad at this, start cussing do whatever, you need to work on you attitude. I dont know why you expect the snobby girls that you hate to approach you. I look a billion time better than you and i dont expect to get approached.
Think about it, why would I want to be approached by snobby girls? Exactly, I don't, I never said I did. You look a billion times better than me? I admire the confidence man, but you can't honestly say that.
They call you shy cause you dont talk to anyone. Thats YOUR fault, so dont get mad at them cause theyre hot and they know it, get mad at yourself for being a tool. I hope you get hit by a focking bus.
Oh yeah, man, what the f*ck am I suppose to do, talk to every f*cking person I see? And no, THEY DON'T KNOW, they don't know any of my friends, they don't know anything about me. So it's not MY fault, what if I don't want to talk to every freaking person I see? I'm not a damn conversationalist, man, you just made me realize that there's honestly nothing damn wrong with being shy, being labeled "shy" is only how someone else sees you anyway and who the f*ck cares what they think.
I said this before, I don't know if you already did this but anyway, I recommend you get some of David D. (double your dating) stuff. Advanced series would be great. You don't have to buy em. I ripped them too. Just limewire the stuff. Come on, a teenager like you and me doesn't have to go get a creditcard for this stuff. Just rip it, watch it.
I have learned so much stuff of that. I still don't get the kind of succes I want on a regular basis, but I can see myself improve and getting closer to that what I want. And if it weren't for his products (and maybe some articles on this site) I would still be wondering why all my mates we're having succes when I wasn't. I believe his programs can do the same thing for you too.
I'll trythis, don't know how much it will help.
 

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Your attitude is really negative. Quit being a jackass to everyone on a message board and maybe youll get some pu$$y in real life
 

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dude i didnt read all the responds but what i heard and helped me is

close ur eyes
take in a deep breath with ur diaphram, that is not moving ur chest but instead ur stomach. easier if u smoke weed.
let out a deep "ahhhh"
close ur mouth and it turns into a hum
push it higher and higher and feel it going up ur throat
find the area that takes the least amount of effort, and u've found ur natural frequency. do this everyday and it'll improve ur voice.

also as people said record urself. it helps a ****laod.
 

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Alrite everybody, I have the 69th post here. But seriously Viper, why would you ask questions when you know that every time someone responds you are just going to blow them off and try miserably to chew them out. You use the words b!tch pvssy and fvcker so much, I'm thinking that you might be an orphaned 11 year old kid or something (no offense to orphans). If you want advice, take it. Otherwise, go *****less for the rest of your life.

If you are going to take it, my first piece of advice is stop being a b!tch to everyone. Go read all of your posts and do the opposite of what you have been doing, that's a start :)
 

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Yo Viper.

I know where you're coming from. It's ok, I've been there.

Check it out, I want you to give me a phone call sometime over the next few days and we'll work it out.

I'm serious, we can get your issues fixed. Save this thread, and don't look at it again till we're done, and you'll see how far you've come. If you don't have long distance, I'll call you, its not a problem.

PM me for details.
 

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If you're willing to go from resigned to aware (as Dave says in the program) it will help you a lot. But if you'll be passive aggresive (which you have shown a lot on this forum) it probably won't help you as much. So i recommend, become aware, put everything you believe outside and be completely openminded to the whole program, so you will get the most out of it
 

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Originally posted by AC/DC
Yo Viper.

I know where you're coming from. It's ok, I've been there.

Check it out, I want you to give me a phone call sometime over the next few days and we'll work it out.

I'm serious, we can get your issues fixed. Save this thread, and don't look at it again till we're done, and you'll see how far you've come. If you don't have long distance, I'll call you, its not a problem.

PM me for details.
I don't know man... if he's this way online, imagine what it must be like off. ;)

I've never said this, but I think this kid's deep seeded issues may be beyond the resources of this forum... and I say that in all seriousness.

AS
 

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Viper, do you have any goals apart from getting laid? Why do you get so angry when people attempt to help you? Do you get angry when anyone approaches you? Why do you think everything will be better if you get laid frequently? What do you want to get out of life, apart from sex? How many good friends do you have?

Getting laid is just the icing on the cake, you do not have a cake. First comes cake, second comes icing. I love cake.
 

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Viper, do you have any goals apart from getting laid? Why do you get so angry when people attempt to help you? Do you get angry when anyone approaches you? Why do you think everything will be better if you get laid frequently? What do you want to get out of life, apart from sex? How many good friends do you have?

Getting laid is just the icing on the cake, you do not have a cake. First comes cake, second comes icing. I love cake.
Hell no I don't get angry when someone approaches, what do you think, I'm crazy or something? It makes no sense why you would ever think something so stupid. It's not just about getting laid, it's about gaining confidence in talking to and approaching girls period, what do you think? I want to f*ck every girl I approach. Once I start getting more positive results and less rejections when approaching chicks and I start getting better results, I'll gain more confidence, not to mention, if girls start seeing my confidence, I won't have a reputation of being the quiet guy anymore. Besides that, when I become more confident, I'll be less needy and desperate, I'll stop dreaming about that girl I like and actually pursue her. Also, if I become a well-known person and some ******* decides to tease me or something, I'll have people backing me up.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Hell no I don't get angry when someone approaches, what do you think, I'm crazy or something? It makes no sense why you would ever think something so stupid. It's not just about getting laid, it's about gaining confidence in talking to and approaching girls period, what do you think? I want to f*ck every girl I approach. Once I start getting more positive results and less rejections when approaching chicks and I start getting better results, I'll gain more confidence, not to mention, if girls start seeing my confidence, I won't have a reputation of being the quiet guy anymore. Besides that, when I become more confident, I'll be less needy and desperate, I'll stop dreaming about that girl I like and actually pursue her. Also, if I become a well-known person and some ******* decides to tease me or something, I'll have people backing me up.
Why are you so mad??

To change the rep of being quiet...talk.
 

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Why are you so mad??

To change the rep of being quiet...talk.
Like I said, what do these people want me to do, talk to every freaking person I see, I'm not a conversationalist.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Like I said, what do these people want me to do, talk to every freaking person I see, I'm not a conversationalist.
PUA's & Don Juans ARE conversationalists. You aren't a succesful one unless you know how to communicate with other people. And yeah, you should talk to every person you see - start a conversation.

Confidence doesn't come from being a keyboard jockey (which you are) and reading all this ****. It means using this stuff and applying it IN-FIELD. In other words, you need to start conversation ALL THE TIME to become more confident and comfortable around people. You need to leave your comfort zone ALL THE TIME. This is a mistake I made, I used to approach girls very rarely (maybe 2-3 every month). For some that may be enough to become comfortable, for others it might take 2-3 approaches PER DAY to leave the comfort zone and remain outside of it.

Most people think that approaching 1 time destroys all social phobias. Think again, you need to hammer this **** into your head before you start to get good. Some of the best PUA's that founded most of the **** you've read have done 1,000's, some even 10,000's of approaches.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Like I said, what do these people want me to do, talk to every freaking person I see, I'm not a conversationalist.
Then start off by talking to a few people...slowly youll become more and more outgoing.
 

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Then start off by talking to a few people...slowly youll become more and more outgoing.
It's not like I completely don't talk to anyone. I have a few friends that I talk to occasionally talk to and if someone approaches me, I will talk to them, eye contact and all. So, what do you mean, should I just start going "Hey, what's up?" to a bunch of people?
 

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We mean you should strike up a conversation with a person you don't normally talk to.

Like if you're watching a football game at your high school, be like "that other team sucks" to someone. If you're eating food, and you see some girl not like it, be like "that chicken burger is chicken sh*t huh?"

It's hella easy once you know how, it becomes second nature. Try it.
 
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