A pig and a cow?
She must love baconThe cow doesn't seem to mind.
Yeah a pig and a fat cow where the pig thinks he got a big deal while the cow doesnt even feel him.I suspect a lot of OLD dates end up the same way…
Piggy has no beef with interspecies dating. He porks cows all the time.I've heard that if you make it with a cow, they'll keep it on the lowdown.
But never try to make it with a pig -- They'll squeal on you.
If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Na man the cow is my girl!!! I gonna marry her and make babies!!!!That cow is like, get the hell off me weirdo