Horniest pig I've ever seen
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RickTheToad
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A pig and a cow?
Peace and Quiet
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And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
lgbs2004
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She must love bacon
Who Dares Win
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Yeah a pig and a fat cow where the pig thinks he got a big deal while the cow doesnt even feel him.
Whatever comes out of that will find a seat in the european parliament in 2024 very likely.
Black Widow Void
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I've heard that if you make it with a cow, they'll keep it on the lowdown.
But never try to make it with a pig -- They'll squeal on you.
But never try to make it with a pig -- They'll squeal on you.
Mike32ct
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Piggy has no beef with interspecies dating. He porks cows all the time.
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That cow is like, get the hell off me weirdo
Channel your excited feelings into positive thoughts and behaviors. You will attract women by being enthusiastic, radiating energy, and becoming someone who is fun to be around.
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Na man the cow is my girl!!! I gonna marry her and make babies!!!!