A pig and a cow?
Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
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She must love baconThe cow doesn't seem to mind.
Yeah a pig and a fat cow where the pig thinks he got a big deal while the cow doesnt even feel him.I suspect a lot of OLD dates end up the same way…
Piggy has no beef with interspecies dating. He porks cows all the time.I've heard that if you make it with a cow, they'll keep it on the lowdown.
But never try to make it with a pig -- They'll squeal on you.
Na man the cow is my girl!!! I gonna marry her and make babies!!!!That cow is like, get the hell off me weirdo