A pig and a cow?
She must love baconThe cow doesn't seem to mind.
Yeah a pig and a fat cow where the pig thinks he got a big deal while the cow doesnt even feel him.I suspect a lot of OLD dates end up the same way…
Piggy has no beef with interspecies dating. He porks cows all the time.I've heard that if you make it with a cow, they'll keep it on the lowdown.
But never try to make it with a pig -- They'll squeal on you.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Na man the cow is my girl!!! I gonna marry her and make babies!!!!That cow is like, get the hell off me weirdo