Her poon stank up the entire car!

[jafyk]

i remember sex ed taught you how to put condoms on bananas but i don remember them explaining how girls get wet. i wouldnt like you walk around wet like that...i dont even like it when i get a little rain in my shoes..its annoying..

This might be a bad advice but go watch porn and you will see some of these things. Watch the black women you will see most of them cream after they've been penetrated. If you got a girl turned on and took off her panties you can see a little wet spot on her panties. Sometimes it's thick a lil bit like mucus other times it's just wet. Some girls squirt which means when they come it's very wet as if they had just peed but it's not pee. It's usually a clear liquid with no smell. I'd like to meet a squirter in real life though.

 

[Aragon034]

so...when a girl gets "wet" it doesnt mean when they cvm?? i thought when they get "wet" is when they are cumming...so they just have juices flowing from them when theyre horney

:nervous:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :crackup:

Wait wait... *takes deep breath* lemme calm down...

...


...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA :crackup:

I can't even breathe properly i'm laughing so hard.

i know i shouldn't but it's just soo goddamn funny.

... *5 minutes later*

ok... breathe... need oxygen...

yes.... girls get wet when excited... it's not ***, it's natural lube.

And yes, girls can be stinky just like us. I like to keep a bottle of Anti-Biotics handy if i think i might end up going down. Just chug the bottle down first then get to it!

:crackup:

 

[jafyk]

If you are brave...finger her and then subtly put you thumb on her upper lip so that the corrupted finger is close to her nose.

...Judging by her nasal reaction you should follow up with "It's not that bad is it"

Give her a taste of her own medicine. And keep doing it until she gets the hint. And then you give her the hint.

Get a ***** toothbrush or something lol

Ah, my guy you're bad. LOL! give her a taste of her own medicine aye? yeah, sounds good.

 

[Rudy_TubeSteak]

I think I have tried it on every girl lol it works...it is a lil ballsy.

Just say whoops my bad. Just make a joke out of it. If it pongs then its their damn decision and reaction they have made themselves.

And tell her to stay damn away from ONIONS! I dunno how many times I have to repeat this. If it bothers so much...go have a showerwith her and just disguise cleanin her flaps as playin with her p*ssy. It works everytime.

Theres no reason a living diorama of a leper colony (that resembles a vag) could not be cleaned with a bit of creative initiative

 

[Rudy_TubeSteak]

so some girls will demand that guys get a taste of their own c*m when the girls are asked to swallow. "just to give them an idea how it tastes"

so i believe that if we, as guys, ever go down to alibaba's bat sanctuary (the vag, as usual...), then we have free reign to do whatever and wherever we want to bust a nut on her. We have earnt our vadge of honour and deserve our rewards too.

I live in a world of fairness. Because our d*ck and balls, even on their worse day may smell like filipino smoked mackerel, will never be as worse as the smell of girls vag.

Now brothers do I get an AMEN to that?

 

[decades]

one word: Renuzit.

 

[jafyk]

so some girls will demand that guys get a taste of their own c*m when the girls are asked to swallow. "just to give them an idea how it tastes"

so i believe that if we, as guys, ever go down to alibaba's bat sanctuary (the vag, as usual...), then we have free reign to do whatever and wherever we want to bust a nut on her. We have earnt our vadge of honour and deserve our rewards too.

I live in a world of fairness. Because our d*ck and balls, even on their worse day may smell like filipino smoked mackerel, will never be as worse as the smell of girls vag.

Now brothers do I get an AMEN to that?

Amen brother! vadge of honor, lol. Nice one.

 

[DJDamage]

Smelly or bitter tasting poon's are not fun (spits on the floor). I still don't know how to tell some women politley without offending them that if they want their man to eat them down there they should make sure that:

A) Don't have hair down there or its at least keep it very trimmed like a landing strip.

B) Wash it good at least 3 hours prior to having sex. Alot of bacteria in the poon causes it to smell bad the longer she goes without washing it the stronger the smell. Also they should wash that ass after taking a sh1t because if they want me to go 69 with them, I really don't want to smell her ass when its like 2 inches away from my nose. I once did that and I start gagging cause I needed some serious oxygen.

One thing for sure. If you really want to turn a girl on then you got to eat her poon but don't eat it as if you are doing her a favour, you got to eat it as if you are enjoying it! you got to eat it as if you have been poisioned and the antidote is what is inside it. Also don't be afraid to finger her ass too or at least press your finger against it. Women apperciate a man that isn't afraid to get a little dirty and apperciate's her poon and ass.

But if you know she is sleeping around then hell no. You don't want to be eating where another dude shot his load there. Also its good to know if she is clean and got no nasty STD's.

 

[Target_100]

Would you say it was as bad as if you had been struck in the nose with a har-poon?

LOL!

 

[jafyk]

I've been walking around all day thinking "Vadge of honor" oh man and I still crack up each time. How do you guys come up with such ingenious humor. lmao, vadge of honor. "Do you have your vadge of honor?" I can see that on a t-shirt.

 

[Rudy_TubeSteak]

b*tch, wash yo p*ssy

a slap may hurt for 0.5secs

a nasty corn-beef curtain pong lingers forever, even when you look at her parents. you look at them with disbelief and disappointment, knowing their daughter can graduate from university yet their vadge smells like a leper colony.

 

[MascaraSnake]

Yeah, I went down on a girl like that...her poon smell had some BO mixed in there, too, but it was at least managable. Hopefully I never get jiggy with a woman who's too smelly to go down on, telling her to wash down there would be more than awkward.

 

[SmoothTalker]

I actually like the taste under ideal conditions (ie clean diet, shaved, and showered very recently), but sometimes it can be pretty bad.


Weird thing I noticed though, is the only times it ever 'lingered' were the first few times. First time I fingered a girl, I could smell it on my fingers for a few days after, even though later the same girl left no lingering odour.

First time I had sex I could smell the ***** and the condom for a few days afterwards, but since then I barely notice the smell.

I guess the novelty of the experience makes it more memorable.