Blonds and Bimbos.........
Life is what you make of it, let me share with you.
Grasshopper has been feeling kinda smug with himself lately, I don’t blame him, he should be really proud of his progress. So he calls me and asks me if I want to join him and his room mates on a field trip to Hoboken (Nearby party town).
I like a good and responsible 35 year old could not resist a night of mayhem with a bunch of twenty something year old kids.
Soon we were standing on the main drag trying to pick which bar to hang out first. I can’t believe we were arguing about which bar to start the night at, when I notice a really cute HB8+ walk into the Walgreen’s across the street from us. I told the guys that when they had chosen the bar to give me a call, in the mean time I was going to head to the convenience store across the street. I left them while they were trying to sort out the difference between a dive bar, sport bars, lounges and nightclubs. Good grief!
I see the HB8+ standing and browsing through the greeting card section. I walk towards her and make EC, she smiles and I open with “So what is the occasion?”
HB8+: “My dad’s birthday.”
Sapiens: -smile- “Don’t tell me, you forgot.”
HB8+: -LOL- “OMG, how did you know?”
Sapiens: “Well, it is Saturday night on a party town and you are looking for a birthday card. That tells me you forgot; besides you have this guilty look on your face, like a kid caught with her hands on the cookie jar.’
HB8+: -LOL- “Hey, I love cookies too bad I can’t have as many as I want!”
Sapiens: -smile- “Ah, so you have a sweet tooth, LOL, so tell me, what you do besides raiding the cookie jar and running from the greeting card police?”
HB8+: “What do you mean, like work?”
Sapiens: “No, not like work, but like for fun, I mean besides like you hitting on men on Saturday nights while he shops.”
HB8+: -LOL- “Hey, I am not hitting on you! You were the one that hit on me!”
Sapiens: -smile- “Yeah, right? If I recall correctly I was standing right there minding my own business when you made your move. I have you know; I am not that kind of a guy that talks just to any woman that is smart and charming yet forgetful.”
HB8+: -LOL- “Hey, I have been busy all week; I have an excuse why I forgot.”
Sapiens: -smile- “Sure you do, but you know what, I like it. I like that you forgot.”
HB8+: -smile- “Oh yeah, why is that?”
Sapiens: “Because when our anniversary rolls around and I happen to forget, you can’t hold it against me, besides you would provably forget first, so we would be even.”
HB8+: -LOL- “You are really silly!”
Sapiens: -smile- “Thank you, I was going for funny but silly will do.”
My phone rings and it’s the guys, I excuse myself and answer the phone. GH tells me they are heading over to the Bahama Mama’s first. I agree to meet them there, and then I continue with my new friend.
Sapiens: -smile- “That was the dog catcher and it seems they have found my dog.”
HB8+: -serious look- “That didn’t sound like the dog catcher.”
Sapiens: “You are right, that wasn’t the dog catcher, it was the dog, but I wouldn’t want you to think that I was nuts.”
HB8+: -LOL- “So who was it?”
Sapiens: -smile- “My buddies, they are heading down to a place called Bahama somethings, do you know where it is, because I am terrible with directions?”
HB8+: -LOL- “Yes, I know where it is, it’s up the street to the right. If you like blonds and bimbos you will like it there.”
Sapiens: “Yuk, NO? not those! I better call them up and warn them, don’t you think? It is the least I could do for them.”
HB8+: -LOL- “So what’s your name?”
Sapiens: “Sapiens, what’s yours?”
HB8+: “Jenna.”
Sapiens: “Hey Jenna, it is good to meet you.” –shakes hands-
Jenna: “So you better be going, or you are going to miss the fun.”
Sapiens: “Ouch, I didn’t know you wanted to get rid of me, fine I know where I am not wanted, bye.” –turns and walks away-
Jenna: “Hey! I didn’t mean it that way.”
Sapiens: -stops, turns and smiles- “Really? Fine I will give you a second chance.”
Jenna: -LOL- “I have a boyfriend you know.”
Sapiens: “No way, me too! I have a chia pet, I water it regularly.”
Jenna: -LOL- “You are too much.”
We continue talking and she decided to hang out with me at a restaurant next to the convenience store. I didn’t see the guys until the next day; they told me that yes, lots of blonds and bimbos and much fun. Jenna and I are getting to know each other.
-Sapiens
Life is what you make of it, let me share with you.
Grasshopper has been feeling kinda smug with himself lately, I don’t blame him, he should be really proud of his progress. So he calls me and asks me if I want to join him and his room mates on a field trip to Hoboken (Nearby party town).
I like a good and responsible 35 year old could not resist a night of mayhem with a bunch of twenty something year old kids.
Soon we were standing on the main drag trying to pick which bar to hang out first. I can’t believe we were arguing about which bar to start the night at, when I notice a really cute HB8+ walk into the Walgreen’s across the street from us. I told the guys that when they had chosen the bar to give me a call, in the mean time I was going to head to the convenience store across the street. I left them while they were trying to sort out the difference between a dive bar, sport bars, lounges and nightclubs. Good grief!
I see the HB8+ standing and browsing through the greeting card section. I walk towards her and make EC, she smiles and I open with “So what is the occasion?”
HB8+: “My dad’s birthday.”
Sapiens: -smile- “Don’t tell me, you forgot.”
HB8+: -LOL- “OMG, how did you know?”
Sapiens: “Well, it is Saturday night on a party town and you are looking for a birthday card. That tells me you forgot; besides you have this guilty look on your face, like a kid caught with her hands on the cookie jar.’
HB8+: -LOL- “Hey, I love cookies too bad I can’t have as many as I want!”
Sapiens: -smile- “Ah, so you have a sweet tooth, LOL, so tell me, what you do besides raiding the cookie jar and running from the greeting card police?”
HB8+: “What do you mean, like work?”
Sapiens: “No, not like work, but like for fun, I mean besides like you hitting on men on Saturday nights while he shops.”
HB8+: -LOL- “Hey, I am not hitting on you! You were the one that hit on me!”
Sapiens: -smile- “Yeah, right? If I recall correctly I was standing right there minding my own business when you made your move. I have you know; I am not that kind of a guy that talks just to any woman that is smart and charming yet forgetful.”
HB8+: -LOL- “Hey, I have been busy all week; I have an excuse why I forgot.”
Sapiens: -smile- “Sure you do, but you know what, I like it. I like that you forgot.”
HB8+: -smile- “Oh yeah, why is that?”
Sapiens: “Because when our anniversary rolls around and I happen to forget, you can’t hold it against me, besides you would provably forget first, so we would be even.”
HB8+: -LOL- “You are really silly!”
Sapiens: -smile- “Thank you, I was going for funny but silly will do.”
My phone rings and it’s the guys, I excuse myself and answer the phone. GH tells me they are heading over to the Bahama Mama’s first. I agree to meet them there, and then I continue with my new friend.
Sapiens: -smile- “That was the dog catcher and it seems they have found my dog.”
HB8+: -serious look- “That didn’t sound like the dog catcher.”
Sapiens: “You are right, that wasn’t the dog catcher, it was the dog, but I wouldn’t want you to think that I was nuts.”
HB8+: -LOL- “So who was it?”
Sapiens: -smile- “My buddies, they are heading down to a place called Bahama somethings, do you know where it is, because I am terrible with directions?”
HB8+: -LOL- “Yes, I know where it is, it’s up the street to the right. If you like blonds and bimbos you will like it there.”
Sapiens: “Yuk, NO? not those! I better call them up and warn them, don’t you think? It is the least I could do for them.”
HB8+: -LOL- “So what’s your name?”
Sapiens: “Sapiens, what’s yours?”
HB8+: “Jenna.”
Sapiens: “Hey Jenna, it is good to meet you.” –shakes hands-
Jenna: “So you better be going, or you are going to miss the fun.”
Sapiens: “Ouch, I didn’t know you wanted to get rid of me, fine I know where I am not wanted, bye.” –turns and walks away-
Jenna: “Hey! I didn’t mean it that way.”
Sapiens: -stops, turns and smiles- “Really? Fine I will give you a second chance.”
Jenna: -LOL- “I have a boyfriend you know.”
Sapiens: “No way, me too! I have a chia pet, I water it regularly.”
Jenna: -LOL- “You are too much.”
We continue talking and she decided to hang out with me at a restaurant next to the convenience store. I didn’t see the guys until the next day; they told me that yes, lots of blonds and bimbos and much fun. Jenna and I are getting to know each other.
-Sapiens