Originally posted by Lifeforce
Now go and get drunk! You deserve it,
WHAT THE FVCK MAN, THANX FOR READING AND I AGREE WITH YOU ON THE WAIT A BIT IF SERIOUS WITH GIRL PART BUT WHAT THE FVCK HAPPEND TO ME TONIGHT???? I THINK, TOO , I DESWERVED SOME DRINKING AND HAVING FUN WITH FRIENDS AND NOW LISTEN WHAT THE **** HAPPENED, I CANT BELIEVE IT. I CANT SEE WHAT I DID WRONG BUT I FEEL LIKE DUMB **** `LIKE IM STUPID MOTHER****ERS I WILL WASTE YOU *****BOUNCERS!!
first off, things started with me doing lots of phone calls and organizing the evening. everything cool. so i drunk some good beer with a mate untill the others came to pick us up. i wasn't drunk but in good mood. everything cool. then we got to the club. you normally need to have a girl to get in, girls can get it alone, but guys can't. everything cool. then 4 of us got in with 2 female friends. we other 5 waited a bit. then we talked to two cute girls if they go in with us, and they were very nice and agreed and stuff. so whatever i made the plan that they should go tell the bouncers that they have 2 more friends which come later, and they pulled the plan off perfectly. so, i asked the bouncer if 3 of us could get in with the 2girls, and the others later. the 2girls would have waited till we found 2other girls but it was my idea so that people could get faster in!! so, i let the 3AFC's and the 2girls in, and me and my "wingman" seachered for two more girls. actually we thought it would be fun and good practise to talk to some more girls. then I found two more, which started talking to 3guys. but me being the dominant DJ pulled them away(with words) that they go in with me and my mate. they were drunken and talked strange sh1t about that they got kicked out a long time ago in this club. we thought whatever and went to the bouncer. he said LOL these two girls wanted to bring beer in the club they aren't your friends you wanna fool me?! you dont get in today!! i was so FVCKING ANGRY i walked away fast and after 30metres i started kicking against the building walls and stuff and screaming, and this time people didn't just look at me, they STARED THE **** OUT OF ME. i almost kicked one guy as i wanted to kick a bottle on the street! i calmed down very slowly. my friends were getting out of the club and i wanted to try it again with one of the female friends. so, as i recognized to late, the bouncers had changed, and it was a new bouncer. so, i could have tried it with another random girl. but i had my female friend with me who was already in and the bouncer knew it. so he said to me, "you will not get in today no matter if you bring another girl or anything" then i got ENRAGED again. but now the best thing!! we finally after a lot of talking got to another club. me being the brave DJ, went ahead of the line and asked the bouncer if he can tell me how long we have to wait till we get in. he told me yeah you will get in in about ONE HOUR. so being the cool DJ i am said"ok then i will go get a burger around the corner and come back later". people around laughed at my comment, bouncer put on a small grin. so i got the burger and got back to 2mates who waited in the line. 10 minutes have been passed of the ONE HOUR and we were in front of the bouncer and he asked us 3 if we are one group(the others were eating burgers at the burger restaurant but I wanted to be in the line that i can go in for sure!). so we said yes we are one group and he said "i will not let you in". me trying to be calm:"may i ask y not?" "first, because i dont know you. and more important, because you are eating a burger in my line, that is big disrespect." WHAT THE **** **** **** **** JÖLKAÖLKJFAÖGDÖLHLSGADGÖAHDGÖHAGAÖLHGADÖGDÖLH I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE 170LBS 25% BF WANNABE BOUNCERWEAKLING BUT ****ING LAWS **** **** **** SO I JUST THREW THE BURGER AT THE STREET AND HIT AGAINST THE TRAFFIC STATION WHAT THE ****FUFCK******** LOLOLOLOOOL m.,............................................................
DoubleOnFire
´normally i look more friendly but i was stuffed with food -->there are better feelings
