Date with a lawyer tomorrow!!

[ketostix]

Feminist-American shemale
Career/status-obsessed attorney
Divorced (failed wife)

3 strikes - you're out, buddy. This date was DOA. You shoulda just hit it & quit it.

You can't turn a Parisite into a housewife.

I totally agree. This woman is another example of an overvalued female. She was only good for a hump and dump.

 

[MikeYikes122]

im going to stop replying to posts because jophil is always bang on the money.

I second that. I think jophil is the best poster on this site.

 

[iqqi]

why is a guy that is single and 50 years old so respected?

I disagree that he is the best poster, lol. He is way too bitter! But aren't all old people?

 

[jophil28]

As long as he feels like he did everything right, he should be happy with himself.

Some of you b!tch and moan about how chicks flake out and here you have a mature woman keeping it real, and the advice is to "dump her @ss" first? Grow up!

And not all of us are in agreement that the phone thing is that big a deal. That is also up to MNIN to decide.

MNIN, even though it didn't work out (for NOW, cuz with my lines I just gave you... you never know ), I give you a for this FR.

A recent debate on this board discussed the distinction between "reality" and " perception". My position is that reality exists apart from ourselves., It takes place as a seperate event outside our own personal existence, and that we humans observe the event and form perceptions of that event via our sensors.
SOmetimes it is said that a person's sanity can be evaluated by overlaying their perceptions on top of the reality and checkng for either a close match or a deviation.
Based on those two notions, ICKY needs help . She refers to the lawyer as "a mature woman" when the evidence from her behavior spoke otherwise.

Scrolling thru his phone while her was in the bathroom ! Tell me how that is how "a mature woman" behaves. It is not.

ICKY your perceptions are skewed at best, and stupid at worst.

Urgent intervention ICKY . Make the call !

 

[jophil28]

old people who cant find a woman to settle down with by the time they are 50 are not don juans, they are bitter men who dont know how to actually CAPTURE a woman, they keep playing their bs analyzing games till they die.....pathetic, very very pathetic

im 23 and i know that id NEVER end up single at that age, thats just sad to have lived so long and to somehow magically NEVER find a woman that you'd want to fall in love with - too bitter

I am still willing to give you some advice young'un because I care about you rookies .

Oh BTW I am having the time of my life being NOT settled down. Perhaps you are in a rush to give up all that you control to a woman but i advise against it.
See how magnanimous I am with my advice and guidance, even to wiseass kids.

 

[jophil28]

Duplicate

 

[jophil28]

im 23 and i know that id NEVER end up single at that age, thats just sad to have lived so long and to somehow magically NEVER find a woman that you'd want to fall in love with - too bitter

Wow, do you need to live a LOT more before you ever sign anything with a woman ..
You wrote .. "magically.. fall in love " ?
Good luck,Alice.

 

[iqqi]

Lol, why don't you tell him one more time?

 

[ketostix]

a 50 year old man from australia cant understand what a guy in his 20's deals with in america........

And a 20 year old boy from america can't understand what a guy in his 50's deals with in Australia. But it doesn't stop you from talking a lot of crap.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

So what are you saying? That while you were in the bathroom, she couldn't have possibly examined your phone? WAKE UP!!!

She saw it there, picked it up, went through it, saw the girl's names, placed it back where she found it, and when you walked out from the bathroom, she then made like, "hmmm, lookie! The phone!"

jophil28, you get it.

That's exactly what I explained happened. She did it while I was in the bathroom and put it back before I got back.

I'm using both Iqqi AND Jokers reply.. "Objection Overruled.." then using Iqqi's reply.. LOL this should be good.

 

[iqqi]

That's exactly what I just said happened she did it while I was in the bathroom.

I'm using both Iqqi AND Jokers reply.. "Objection Overruled.." then using Iqqi's reply.. LOL this should be good.

just don't expect a reply.

If she does reply, and its kind of snooty "not its not like that, blah blah blah", just respond with a "I was just kidding. I DO put out on first dates! But I could sense you were just after one thing. Jerk!"

Leave it open and friendly. She seemed like a good catch.

 

[Ultimate Player]

oh yea and back to the thread at hand........dude, MNIN, you need to have at least 5 girls that you are talking to at the same time, it will prevent you from caring so much about some random chick

 

[My Name is Nobody]

oh yea and back to the thread at hand........dude, MNIN, you need to have at least 5 girls that you are talking to at the same time, it will prevent you from caring so much about some random chick

Thanks for the tip, keep 'em coming.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

just don't expect a reply.

If she does reply, and its kind of snooty "not its not like that, blah blah blah", just respond with a "I was just kidding. I DO put out on first dates! But I could sense you were just after one thing. Jerk!"

Leave it open and friendly. She seemed like a good catch.

She might reply, thanks for the great line.

 

[CGE333]

MNIN,

Please don't date again until you have a life of your own and are secure in it. At the drop of a hat you were ready, willing, and able to build your life around this woman that you did not know at all. You put her on a pedastal before you ever met her. This kind of women is looking for a man that has higher status than she does, and the impression you gave her is that you don't.

Another mistake you made was having such a long date the first time out. She had you figured out before the end of the evening. Which is why she did not need a second date. You should have had a great dinner with her maybe w/some kino thrown in and then left it at that.

I'd be willing to bet that when she "questioned" you about the #'s in your phone you were apologetically explaining them all away as your sister, coworker, just a friend, etc... And I would say they probably were, because I doubt you have other serious prospects in your roster or you would not be so hung up on this one for no reason, yet. If you would have played it right you could have made yourself more desirable to her as most women want a guy that is in high demand. Heck you could have at least lied and told her that you're popular with the ladies because of certain skills you possess and told her that if she is lucky someday she will find out.

On the other hand any woman that would go through a guys phone this early is not one worth keeping. I suspect she is a cheater and hence always suspects everyone else of doing what she is doing.

 

[MikeEdward1973]

MNIN, I think the 'virgin' joke may have been a big mistake.

Women are very analytical. After dates, they think about them a lot, talk to their girlfriends about what the guy did and said, etc. That you didn't want to have sex, and told her you were a virgin (even though you were kidding), and she appeared to believe you, is going to make it really difficult to have a chance at hooking up with her.

I know you say you don't care, but, with all due respect, I don't necessarily believe that.

 

[Last Man Standing]

The reason she doesn't want to see you any more is because, as I stated before, she saw you as weird for saying "I don't have sex on the first date" - this is not what men do or say - sounded feminine!!

 

[Mr. Me]

She said she doesn't want to see you, and you're going to contact her?

She's an attorney. You want her to file that you're stalking or harassing her?

Why do you have to reply to her, anyway? What is it inside you that makes you feel you so need to do that?

 

[jophil28]

She said she doesn't want to see you, and you're going to contact her?

She's an attorney. You want her to file that you're stalking or harassing her?

Why do you have to reply to her, anyway? What is it inside you that makes you feel you so need to do that?

Ignore her text- do not reply. Having the last word is overrated and girly.
If you do reply you are telling her that she has gotten to you enough that you want to keep the connection going. Silence from you says "piss off" with the most impact. It may be counter-intuitive, but it works.

Stay silent and upright.
Extract the wisdom out of this experiment and apply it to your next encounter with an entitled narcissictic ball buster.. plenty out there.

 

[insidious]

She might reply, thanks for the great line.

Jesus H man.
What is this inexplicable urge you guys have
to resucitate dead shyt. Are your egos so
damn fragile?

Can you not even fathom the possibility of just
leaving this behind minus any snippy or snarky
reply at the buzzer?

The way some of you guys insist on going back
into the ring after the fight is over reminds me
of the stupid chicks in slasher movies who insist
on opening the door even though sure death
awaits LOL