Dave's bio on OLD:
I am an Armenian God that was born in Armenia, but my parents brought me to Chicago against my will. I am not stuck here with you women who are all beneath me. I am a high end car salesman who makes a good living. I am very social and have a large group of friends. I like to talk about how great I am to everyone I meet and they all agree that I am God's gift to the world. You will be lucky to land a great guy like me. IF I message you and IF I reply to your response, I MAY invite you out to a wonderful time talking about how great I really am; which you must agree.
I am looking for a woman who's between 25 - 29; though, I'd prefer if you'd be closer to 25. You have to be in shape with a rocking body. I'd prefer less than 7% body fat, as I am the same. No kids (of course). Prefer a woman with an Armenian, Eastern European background, but may consider a latin or even a white woman if I must. Absolutely not black women, unless you have light skin and can pass as a latin or Armenian woman. You must have a good job and a college degree, but an advanced degree would be preferred.
Come on women. Here's your chance to get a 10/10 man who has the looks, money, status and prestige that you have been looking for. Oh, I love cheese cake. That sh!t is da bomb!
Dave, if your profile is anything like above (satire), please take it down.