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That's not possible. You're doing something wrong in the settings then. You're lost, not ugly.
He's lying. He didn't try bumble. If he had he would have said this initially, but he didn't.

He's just looking to prove everyone WRONG.

He's making sh1t up as he goes along in response to what we say.

Right now he should be OUTSIDE selling cars and earning money, but he's incessantly posting on ss. He's a troll account.
 

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That's not possible. You're doing something wrong in the settings then. You're lost, not ugly.
something wrong in settings???

you guys are absolutely ****ing ridiculous. You swipe right on women you like and she swipes back. This is very simple

except the women in my league want Male models on bumble
 
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Again, I wasn't looking to sleight you but I see you got butthurt anyways. Typical
Lol. you must have read that wrong. I’m not buying into all this garbage from Dave. I have no idea what you read.
And he’s right. Your input is useless.
 

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He's lying. He didn't try bumble. If he had he would have said this initially, but he didn't.

He's just looking to prove everyone WRONG

I tried bumble and tinder. All absolute garbage. Zero matches

Part of issue for me with bumble is lack of info - I like knowing womens height, whether they smoke or drink a lot, if they have kids. Bumble is almost blind dating
 

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I tried bumble once and got zero matches

I'm sure it would be same sh*t now even as I have that good pic and was rated 85 to 90 for all 3 areas on photofeeler...

women on dating sites are absolutely ridiculous
You cant even come up with your own catchy profile. You want to steal other people's lives and insert it for your own benefit on OLD. Thats problem #1 but its a symptom of the larger issue, which is you have no "social life" to even project as your own.

In your mind you will use someone else's personality and profile as your own. Thats called Catfishing. Dont you know that they will immediately see that you are not the social, funny and witty person that your profile projects?

Why so much stress on finding someone? Maybe you need to invest in your social life and first find yourself.

You are one of these guys that want to find someone to make them happy. A relationship chaser. Newsflash- if you cant be happy alone, you will never be happy with anyone either.
 

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he told me to use it almost verbatim cause he carefully constructed it. too many changes and it loses its effectiveness
Obviously, it's not working for you. AGAIN, allow me to be a bit clearer.

POST EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE ON YOUR PROFILE AND WHAT YOUR OPENING MESSAGE IS TO THE WOMEN YOU ARE MESSAGING.

Example. This woman liked me on Bumble (also used match and okstupid. No idea on Tinder. Trying to stay STD free), has pics of her do yoga and other crap showing she's in shape. Cool. I messaged and asked her a question about a pic, she replied and asked me a question. I answered and then asked her out for some drinks. She agreed and I then said shoot me your number and I'll reach out soon. Simple as that.

It really isn't that hard. Some you win, some you don't. Point is, don't take it personal. Open up your settings and use other women outside your ridiculous age range to practice and hone in on your skills. The only way you'll get better is to work on yourself and your game.
 

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Here's the kind of girls I Like


one on the right











I like dark features, thicker, in shape
 

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I tried bumble and tinder. All absolute garbage. Zero matches

Part of issue for me with bumble is lack of info - I like knowing womens height, whether they smoke or drink a lot, if they have kids. Bumble is almost blind dating
Proof that he's a troll. He's never used bumble. Everything he just said "bumble doesn't tell you" is contained in people's profiles.

He's a troll
 

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Example. This woman liked me on Bumble (also used match and okstupid. No idea on Tinder. Trying to stay STD free), has pics of her do yoga and other crap showing she's in shape. Cool. I messaged and asked her a question about a pic, she replied and asked me a question. I answered and then asked her out for some drinks. She agreed and I then said shoot me your number and I'll reach out soon. Simple as that.
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that's exactly what kind of stuff I message them except they never reply at all
 
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Seriously Dave, if someone will send me a good OLD narrative, I will rework it a little to suit me and then I will post all my results right here.

Let’s see how honest you are. I’ve never done OLD before.
I think you’re a troll.
 

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Proof that he's a troll. He's never used bumble. Everything he just said "bumble doesn't tell you" is contained in people's profiles.

He's a troll
I think he means that they are not filling out their profiles with enough info. The women who are attractive, and know they are attractive, go near 100% on their looks from what I gather.
 

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Proof that he's a troll. He's never used bumble. Everything he just said "bumble doesn't tell you" is contained in people's profiles.

He's a troll

still way less info than other sites. I like as much info as possible to know compatibility
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I think he means that they are not filling out their profiles with enough info. The women who are attractive, and know they are attractive, go near 100% on their looks from what I gather.
Well then, why not Swype right and ask the damn question then?

Hey, Brenda, question, do you smoke?

Simple
 

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Obviously, it's not working for you. AGAIN, allow me to be a bit clearer.

POST EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE ON YOUR PROFILE AND WHAT YOUR OPENING MESSAGE IS TO THE WOMEN YOU ARE MESSAGING.

Example. This woman liked me on Bumble (also used match and okstupid. No idea on Tinder. Trying to stay STD free), has pics of her do yoga and other crap showing she's in shape. Cool. I messaged and asked her a question about a pic, she replied and asked me a question. I answered and then asked her out for some drinks. She agreed and I then said shoot me your number and I'll reach out soon. Simple as that.

It really isn't that hard. Some you win, some you don't. Point is, don't take it personal. Open up your settings and use other women outside your ridiculous age range to practice and hone in on your skills. The only way you'll get better is to work on yourself and your game.
He has a fragile ego. That is problem one.

He is not social. Problem two.

He doesnt go to places (physically go to places) that attract the specific type of woman he is interested in. No, no....he wants to compete for the other washed up c0ck wh0res on OLD that 75,000 other men in his area are trying to attract....men that are better looking than him and have a social life to project.

On the next episode of Dave's Insanity.......

Is he going to have Amante and Guru respond to all of his messages too? Will they secretly wait in the fake Electric Company van outside with monitoring equipment so they can tell him word to word what to say on his date?

Tune in to find out!
 

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still way less info than other sites. I like as much info as possible to know compatibility
And there you go, disqualifying before you even try.

I'll give you this, you've been an entertaining troll.

Why put this much effort into this site just try and make these guys feel small and wrong?

What are you so damn mad about that you would spend so much time keeping a fake troll account active?
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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