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ignore it man. Pretend like it didn't happen. If you wanna cause an epic rift say something to your friend...she will slip up somewhere else trust me...

thread of the year right here. I laughed my ass.... LOL at the jesus comment. It'd be great if you could pull like a 20oz ribeye from a hat...complete with a salad and baked potato (still warm)

Was hanging with a girl at her house one time, I went over late and woke her up. In her pj's smoking a cigarette she starts chewing on her toenails like it was nothing, I was like "Peace" omfg chewing ur toenails wtf

I'd beat the homo down, call it a hate crime and do my time. Just as I was getting out on Parole he would be coming out of his coma...and I'd do it again just because I'm that freakin stupid. No seriously, this situation is ridiculous. Next her and be done with it, simply ridiculous for you...

I'm 6'9" wear size 17 shoes, 36x40 jeans. I've dated them 5'2" on up to 6'3". The girl that was 5'2" insisted on wearing heels all the time, only thing that sucked was she was really soft spoken so I found myself bending down in public all the time to try and hear her ass. ugh

I have come very long way since starting on this forum. Scored some HB9's, I'm at 24 lays and don't really feel the need to keep going out looking for more one night stands. I'm ready to find a stable long term relationship as I have a 1.5 year old daughter that I have full custody of. My...

She would be cute as a secretary in a porno

#1 good job #2 Good job Nothing wrong with you, you are hurt right now and need sometime. If I had been in your shoes and was trying to have a serious relationship and found out some girl was leading on ANY guy I would have dropped them to. Phone, diary, who cares...you were protecting...

I just turned 24, i'm in the 21-40 range...think I'm around 30, not 100% sure though. If I could turn back time I would only got with 5 of them. Not that the others were all ugly or anything, but a horrible lay is still a lay right?

First off, this is a serious post. I know this sounds far fetched, but seriously this is kinda on my mind. I know someone here has been in the same position before. Found a girl that is the envy of all my buddies. She is a solid 9, dresses well...knows how to act, I can take her around my...

Five years? How are you still alive? I would have killed myself years ago. I haven't ever gone more than a month without sex in the past 5 years. I don't know if I could handle it lol I guess you guys are right, I should stop being so sensitive. I'll try the whole back rub routine and...

This girl I have been seeing for a year has shut off. We had been doing great, great sex 4 or 5 times a week...*******s... She was on her period for a week and wigged out and needed space, i know she wasn't cheating on me or talking ot anyone else...but she just kinda lost her marbles. Then...

Get viagra if you can find it. If not, levitra if not cialis... Otherwise be prepared, I never had issues like that before...I have problems with taking too long :( Whats nice about the three things mentioned above is you can bust and never stop or jump change rubbers and keep going...

Sweet man, glad to hear you're pissed off. Be sure to do weird things to break womens hearts to. Bring flowers to a HB6 at work that is very shy. Don't say anything, just hand them to her and put a phone number to the rejection hotline on the TO: and FROM:- That will be DEVASTATING Be...

LOL This post is funny. Just make it clear you will not be apart of any threesomes.

I was at a small party once and I THOUGHT i had this girl bagged for the night. Long story short...she said "one second let me go to the bathroom" Shortly after she returned and removed her pants, so I went to the bathroom and I went to take a leak and put on a rubber...well i had the...

man Is that really for real?

Are you guys on crack? Hell no he shouldn't keep her around for a booty call. He should call her up and tell her he cheated on her a few times and he doesn't feel bad about it, and the only reason he was with her was for the sex. Then laugh really loud and hang up the phone. Never pick...

My g/f left her purse on top of my car and it blew off and got run over. I went back and spent an hour and a half picking up all her receipts and junk. Long story short I find a love letter from her EX that is from the period from where we were dating. Granted it is old and stained, but it is...