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  1. Greasy Pig

    How do you maintain friends with benefits?

    1. I saw them twice a week at most. 2. I didn't contact them between meetings and curtailed any attempts by them to initiate contact with me. Sometimes I'd go a couple of weeks without seeing them and only maintaining light and sporadic text contact to keep them engaged. 3. Made it clear that I...
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    Why girls say yes to a date when they have no intention of meeting up?

    The truth is girls would rather agree and flake rather than risk hurting your feelings with a straight rejection.
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    Discovered why ex left me

    Never underestimate your perfect little flower's innate ability to turn into a ball cutting cvnt at a moment's notice. Live and learn OP.
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    Boring phone calls...

    This happened to me when I was 14. It was painful and I'd have to pretend my friends were going for breakfast and I had to go (this was at boarding school).
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    Girls at work

    Just go out as a group, get drunk, run some epic game on all of them and wait to see who's most receptive, then make your move. Blame it all on the booze and life goes on.
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    plate wanting to be exclusive

    1. Cut her back to once a week. 2. No sleepovers. 3. No communicating unless it's to organise hooking up to fvck. 4. No romantic gestures, long deep conversations or public displays of affection. 5. Act like Mr Rent-a-c0ck who is only available for sex. She'll either fall into line, dump your...
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    I seduced the girl I was obsessed with

    Des is right. I was obsessed with a chick I worked with and 20 years later, we're in a relationship. But no, I tried hard in my AFC beta say to get her way back then and failed miserably. But thankyou So Suave for helping me find my ballz.
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    Met her in an amazing way, now what?

    Don't text her again. She failed to respond to a direct question about meeting this guy she thought was so cool. No answer is actually a very clear answer.
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    Kinda got dropped last night by my girl.

    Gravity nailed it. She was likely looking for an excuse to end it and so harped on - quite rightly to a reasonable person such as you seem to be - a very minor infraction. The fact she went so far as to end it is all the proof you need. Good job on throwing her shyt out.
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    Man lands probe on comet, women outraged over shirt. Man apologies :(

    This is one of the best responses to feminism I've seen and I'll be stealing it for myself when the time comes. As for the femcvnts hammering one of the world's smartest men for wearing a shirt, they should be ashamed, as the columnist quite rightly points out.
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    Should i have gone for the kiss after 1 year of being just friends? my ex-gf's ex bff

    Harry nailed it. I'm just still smh. This was textbook "please make a move on me" behaviour. It'll be tough to come back from here but the next time you see her, make a move for fvcks sake.
  12. Greasy Pig

    'Bro's before hoes' - When is a girl off limits?

    I've been in this situation and took the prize when it was offered. Not with friends' plates though (although I did phone one one night to check if it was cool if I banged a chick he fvcked a few weeks earlier). If the other guys are chumps and not close friends, take that pvssy and pound it.
  13. Greasy Pig

    How Should I Deal With This Liar?

    Pimp nailed it. She's not your girlfriend, she owes you nothing. I've caught plates lying but I didn't give a fvck because I was banging other women. Just laugh it off and don't mention it. I tip she'll give you an outrageously good fvcking next time you bang. As long as she's riding your pole...
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    Not sure how to take this text from gf?

    Crazy chick logic. This is tough. If you agree to her wishes and don't communicate, she could pull the old "I didn't mean not to text me at all!" She could be hoping to elicit a lovey dovey response and blow up her phone. If you do text and she doesn't reply she has the perfect excuse that she...
  15. Greasy Pig

    Condoms..

    I strongly advocate using rubbers. Yes, they suck and I struggle to stay hard with one on but I'd prefer to still wear one than risk getting an STD. I'll admit that I've rawdogged probably 10% of the slvts I've fvcked: got chlamydia twice (from rawdogging consecutive ONS) and a herpes scare...
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    Can I Have Some Advice On A Bpd Ex Gf Please !!!

    This shyt is bordering on troll. SMH.
  17. Greasy Pig

    How'd I handle this situation with gf

    One way to handle it is to flirt with other women in front of her. when she confronts you about it, then you have the conversation.
  18. Greasy Pig

    having alot of issues and setbacks.

    You really need to become a dateable man. That means taking some time out to improve yourself. Forget bytches for a while and get a job (or a better-paying job), get fit, join a sporting club, move out of your mother's place, get a car and some new clothes. It's a long hard road but from what I...
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    New Brasilian chick text convo... Opinions?

    NC. Now. She obviously doesn't want to meet you, she just wants you to send the pics and then she'll blow you off. Mauser's sage advice in such situations is thus: You: NC Her: Why haven't you answered me? You: Been really busy. What's your schedule like this week? I'm keen to check out this new...
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    Can I Have Some Advice On A Bpd Ex Gf Please !!!

    OP, just sit back and take stock here: - she's a ho. Pure and simple. Got knocked up to a deadbeat when she was 19; seduced you and lured you into being the child's new dad; hooked up with her baby daddy's best friend; admits to being a slvt on the booze; claims (note: CLAIMS) to have gotten...
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