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Ahh...the tangled web of fraternity politics... That's all I got. But don't sh!t where you eat next time man. Jeez.

It sounds like you played this pretty good, except for the part about her talking to you about money...but you had this girl chasing you. Also, I would not have put the demand on her of "him or me"; I wouldn't have said anything at all. Next, that's it, nothing more to talk about, move...

DonGorgon said it.

Don't sweat it. If a girl ever asks me for my number, I laugh and walk away. 99% of the time you will never hear from them.

A buddy of mine was witness to the greatest stripper story ever told. Once upon a time, there were two guys going home from a bar. They didn't get any chicks, but they were drunk and hungry, and they stopped at a waffle house. So here's the scene: 2:00 in the morning at a waffle house just...

He's probably an AFC anyways. But see that you do not become AFC by worrying about such trivial matters.

*heavy sarcasm* "And you look like an innocent little bunny hopping through the forest." I might try that sometime. I always deflect it when I hear this one. "Hell, don't know what you're talking about", then onto something else. The less I try to always have the perfect reply to "you...

Also bear in mind that women always have a soft spot for the guy who ran out on them. That's the guy who ends up fvcking her again, not the guy she dumped because he turned into a pvssy.

"Yep, she's the boss." hahaha I hate when men say that.

Ghetto and gay.

Hire a DJ who brings the lights with him (what kind of DJ doesn't have lights?) Go to TSC and buy a cattle trough. Fill it with cheap vodka, fruit punch and sliced fruit. It's called Hairy Buffalo, but it should be called Shaved Vag1na, cause that's how the story ends.

Here's a roll of toiletpaper. Have a merry socialist christmas.

What he said.

Too late. Let the awkwardness commence.

It's too late. You acted like a pvssy too many times. This one is done. Any more of your time spent chasing this girl will only be a further source of embarassment for you in the near future. A man has to know when to make himself a rare commodity. That time has come and passed, now...

Where the hell are my boots anyway? Smells, sights, and sounds.

Yeah go see what's going on with this leanne wench. If she's the ugly man-looking type of feminist, no dice. But if she's hot, I'd proposition her right in her office and give these women all kinds of bs to talk about.

Bible Belt hit the nail on the head. I'll add you should never smoke before entering a bar or somewhere public, your eyes will look like marbles and then comes the "what if they know we're HIGH man?!" Plus, if the night is a dud, you have something to look forward to when you get home.

Jophil said all of it. But I shall add, you were right to delete the myspace. Those sites are good for nothing but being too available and tripping up your game!

Do you work in the insurance industry?