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Mayonaise lots of mayo. its a different food then and then spread it over a sandwich. its faster than the whole relish egg thing.

makes you wanna get a needle and give em a quick prick when you meet em to test. just tell em "oops I must have had a killer hangnail on my finger i better go file that down"

Uh oh! Early signs of turrets! $^%^!!!!! #@$!!!! ^&%$!!!!!!

Gather round and here a tale of my younger church going dayz which wasn't actually that long ago more like in the 4 year ago range.This girl i knew from church was as holy roly jesus freak as it could ever appear. once alone in her bedroom (which was formerly to study a church play) she was...

yeh but they haven't done anything to deserve flowers. he better get a bj or BETTER before he waste his precious money and time to get them something. but really go and talk to them and use some c&F/kino, show them your interesting and then get em to a high point this is when you suddenly...

same old thing it happens daily. the best advice is find another girl and stop talking to her for a little while and I don't mean 20 minutes but more like days to a few months and she might become interested, if not, then you saved alot of time and effort and you've gained another experience...

I said hey to this chick at a party but I was busy so when she started to give me the **** talk I had to go and hey was ALL I said. I saw her later and she came up so I looked at her smiled slightly pulled her into my area and started makin out and then it escalated from there. I found out her...

I like latinas too but they're everywhere here i like more exotic women like the few russian and persian and brazilian women you see around here.

yeh details my man. it paints the picture for us and gives you a chnace to blabber on about it cause its fun to brag sometimes.

All my friends used to kinda do the same. one of em would point out our flaws to make himself look better and be loud and the other would gross them out and the other would never make the move. so i slowly told them little nicks and nacks of things i done successfully and eventually they started...

just be laid back and add some humor in and i dont mean desperate please laugh at my joke humor. i used to be bad at that but kinda relax act like your talking to one of your bros who you go partying but do ask some risky questions, sexual humor, ect. but you gotta have fun or else you will show...

bad idea cause she will think your not confident in many cases. you would have to really really make her see value in you for her to even think about calling because girls get guys numbers all the time but girls are not the one who usually mke the moves so she will just add to her trophy...

1- just remember she is from work so dont let it stop you from doing your job. 2- There are millions of girls who are begging for a spontanious MAN to give them one good reason to leave their AFC boyfriends. 3. i think you have done a good job tho next time you must initiate some kino and...

he said it right get that number with the intentions of making a date instead of talking to them. just remember if you get where your good at this you may end up having more dates than you planned. ive got a gf but i just accidently set two dates this weekend with other girls one of them is her...

I wouldn't fool around with her. she sounds a bit to forward for a first impression, but ill give her the benifit of the doubt. maybe she just moved and wants a boyfriend. either way she could turn out to be a huge ****block later on

rofl haha he even left her with the bill notice all he did was tip.

ducaro, don't sweat it hell thats just experience you've gained and you now know BETTER. i've probably done worse but its not big deal i kinda can't help but laugh when i think about things i've done, i've even used them to get me in a good mood before a date, or goin clubbin. i'd be laughing...

she gave YOU , HER bracelet understand correct my man u got her whipped ;)

just make it casual. its a first date she hasn't EARNED an expensive date yet. even if your bill gates godchild. the girl im datin i just took to a quite dirt road and talked and made-out. now im not saying do what i did because alot of girls are more high maintainance, i had to determine that...

same here my mind was everywhere else. I was even thinking why in the **** am i thinking about this **** look at me i can **** right now thats supposed to reduce stress. try meditation to clear your mind and apply it when you get in this spot it usually helps and everyone is right about...